Trump on the Punt....

[Thomass]

Hey Bazz....No. 8!

Donald Trump on the punt 

By James Lamb 29 minutes ago

Trump booting one home at a price

Donald Trump's love of the punt hasn't been widely-documented but the following photo gallery shows that the American president is a bit of a fiend for 'The Great Game'. 
 

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1. Trump after being Willowed ... again!


 

"Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrk!!!"

2. Trump big-noting after finding the $1.80 favourite in the first


 

"What did I tell you? Like taking wheat off a blind chook."

3. Putin feigning interest in Trump's multi hard-luck story


 

"I nailed the first three legs and had the option of a cash-out but thought to myself, 'this thing's been backed from $2.40 into $1.80'..."

4. Trump pretending to be happy after tipping a winner to a mate but not backing it himself


 

"This prick better buy me a beer."

5. Trump raging about the Hawkesbury camera angle


 

"I thought I was a length in front with about 50m to go - how the f**k have I missed a place."

6. Trump going the early crow at the furlong marker


 

"Here that boys? That's the sound of a cash register opening."

7. Trump watching the horse he's just crowed get nabbed metres from the post


 

"What I have done." 

8. Trump edging away from the resident TAB pest 


 

"Shit, 'Barry The Bum' has just wandered in."

9. Trump watching the odds-on favourite he's just truckloaded bomb the start by 5L


 

'The Great Game'. 

10. Trump booting one home at double-figure odds


 

"Kick you magnificent beast!"

11. Trump trying to get on at Flemington while some peanut places a 7-leg EPL multi 


 

"The first game is in eight hours you numpty."

12. Kim Jong Un and Trump watching the thing they've taken one-out in the quaddie get swamped with 100m to go


 

"You declared this horse a deadset morale, Kim. It's not even going to f****** place!"

13. Trump showing his appreciation for Hugh Bowman's winning ride in the eighth at Rosehill


 

She's apples. 

14. Trump watching the horse he's backed end up four-wide without cover from barrier three


 

"... apprentices, fair dinkum."

15. Trump describing what could have been after another quaddie ends with three legs and a close second


 

"Beaten a head in the last leg. If it gets out earlier it just wins."

16. Trump being consoled after receiving an invitation to a destination wedding on Derby Day 


 

#BanSpringWeddings

17. Trump watching his horse being passed fit to race after playing up behind the stalls 


 

Vet curse. 

18. Trump going through his Sportsbet transaction history at the end of a grim day, counting up the number of deposits 


 

Edited August 16, 2019 by Thomass

[mumbles]

Many years ago Trump was offered a share in a horse by Pete Rose (baseballer) and the other shareholder was to be Bob Baffert(trainer extraordinaire).

The answer was no.

[Thomass]

Oh Pete!

Was this before he got caught being a rigger or post troubles?

[Flagship uberalles]

4 minutes ago, Thomass said:

Oh Pete!

Was this before he got caught being a rigger or post troubles?

Is there nothing the great trumpster can't do, now I know he's a punter I have even more respec' for him .... booooyeah ?

[Thomass]

Not the only that but he's amazeballs at the great game as well...no not the bar girl game but the stick game...

Nearly az good as the Great Leader even

It’s where Kim Jong-il - current leader Kim Jong-un ’s father and predecessor - boasted he landed 11 holes-in-one during his very first round of golf in 1994.