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Talk about Queenalicious exciting...

Its that time off the year when the toffs get their top hats and tails on and their lovers wear hardly anything...

...and the hoi pollois practically nothing...especially after a tipple or elevenses..where they end up in the bushes sans panties

but it's all about the racing...

...and meeting the Queen...just like Aidan will do countless times no doubt!

Trackside come to the party at this momentous occasion and pretty much shows most of it...

Lets hope that whinney voiced chuck hasn't got a job anymore with At The Races

Lets get a winner or two from the horses mouth then...

http://ascot.attheraces.com/stable-tours/aidan-o'brien

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On 14/06/2018 at 10:24 AM, Thomass said:

Talk about Queenalicious exciting...

Its that time off the year when the toffs get their top hats and tails on and their lovers wear hardly anything...

...and the hoi pollois practically nothing...especially after a tipple or elevenses..where they end up in the bushes sans panties

but it's all about the racing...

...and meeting the Queen...just like Aidan will do countless times no doubt!

Trackside come to the party at this momentous occasion and pretty much shows most of it...

Lets hope that whinney voiced chuck hasn't got a job anymore with At The Races

Lets get a winner or two from the horses mouth then...

http://ascot.attheraces.com/stable-tours/aidan-o'brien

Thanks  Thomass good site nice information :)

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And the Keewoi's are in action!

The Vella Fella's neddy is there and so to Davo's!

...and Jammy Maks back!  Will the Toffs shun him for being a rogue and vagabond or will they take him into their bosoms...cos they've been there too?

Will they be wearing the classic antique silk toppy or the 'sweat like a pig smell like a jockstrap' felt f'er?

Who knows, just as long as the laydies are comfortable going commando and wearing silk off the shoulder numbers...

https://www.thoroughbredracing.com/articles/now-mcdonald-has-great-chance-scaling-new-height/

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Forget about the horses...

Its Meghan time!!

Lets hope Meg gets hooked into the 'disease' and maybe by the time Her Royal Hotness gets to NZ in October...6 months up the duff...

..Te Arkow can donate a share to HRH and Hazza...and get her along to a country meeting at TE TEKO...and mix with the Polloi...oarsum opp

https://mobile.twitter.com/Ascot/status/1009063975902904320/video/1

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On 20/06/2018 at 8:52 AM, Thomass said:

Jay Mack absolutely murdered his 2nd mount..

?..3 back on the fence..he hooked out on the turn and into a brick wall

meanwhile Dettori who was following the Keewoi...

..took up Mack's position and proceeded on  to win the race...

I thought James ride on Curiosity 14/1 today was first class!!Just couldn't quite get past the winner

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Sensational meeting...of the toffs and hoi's

Good to see the yanks are besotted more and more with meeting up with Royality...

...and bringing their neddys along

The coverage of CLEAN SCREENS made a huge f in difference

No flashing... "COMING UP...DIPTON DAGS..GET ON"

...across the bottom of the screen when a G 1 race is on...ffs

Its about growing the THOROUGHBRED sport...not the flea bags

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