The real question is why are bothering with a sport you don't have one good thing to say about? You trash anyone successful and bitch and moan about everything else.
Why don't you lower your blood pressure, put on your slipper, ease that Ezyboy and pull out your racing scrap book from the 70's. Wallow in some nostalgia and let the rest of us get on with it. I'd hate to see you slide to the level of your mates Nomates and Joe Bloggs.