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Allysha Collett does Guerin...


Thomass

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...like a dinner

Its was oar some to watch on Weigh In...

Mick went all gooey and red faced when he freshed up to Alysh..."it's so great to have you here Alysh...sick of these males...haven't I got a lovely teethy ( forced) smile Alysh"

yuck...it was finger licking nausea inducing stuff

Alysha...being the pro she is..continually showed Shell Dun and Mick did you know I've been to the Arc Gwin up throughout the show...

If they don't get an ACTUAL Jockey on Trackside over Xmas...like Alysha...instead of tired old Popps and Woddley...

...they need a wocket

Qwerwin continued his nauseating bent

"we must get you on here over Xmas Alysh"

Yea ok, if you pay me

Qwerwin melted under the lights after that..defeated...bitch slapped...reverted to the pretender he is...

 

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Alysha is so hot she could bring all the boys to the yard this Xmas

She not only has a unique way of using the eyes to express her passionate emotions....which mesmerised Mick into a giggling jabbering mess btw...

...but her intellect and experience in the saddle would be invalunable on Trackside

So the suits need to organise an advertising campaign around her...

...topless with a Rebel sports bra...silks, boots, Riding crop...and stilettos...

a cross between a race goer and Jock..

Sell out!

 

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11 hours ago, Thomass said:

Alysha is so hot she could bring all the boys to the yard this Xmas

She not only has a unique way of using the eyes to express her passionate emotions....which mesmerised Mick into a giggling jabbering mess btw...

...but her intellect and experience in the saddle would be invalunable on Trackside

So the suits need to organise an advertising campaign around her...

...topless with a Rebel sports bra...silks, boots, Riding crop...and stilettos...

a cross between a race goer and Jock..

Sell out!

 

Get your mind out of the gutter

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