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How good is John Allen?


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7 hours ago, Thomass said:

Haha thought you were talking about somebody else there for a sec!

What Oirishman wasn't born in a stable ready to mount up to be fear??

?Yes Thomo!  You could  say that  it's a thread of "two halves",and we all know how the second half ends!!

If we had a horse called J A,how would his form look?

How would the horses discriptive runs look on paper? ?

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Crickey...

"Began very slowly (having never been on a racecourse before let along a starting stall....mind you the hopeless f in crew didn't help much by leaving off the barrier blanket)

..stumbled over the crossing ( backwashing the other runners with blinding apps. of sand)

..checked badly out of the straight the first time, ( BEEDEELAW an old hack Chaser with a knarlee penchant for stirring up trouble in his field to blame)

....made a short dab midrace when a lost whip shot up his ass ( Jockey W Peters severely reprimanded for suspected animal cruelty but nothing could be proven when video footage went missing)...

...ran wide on the turn ( Jockey G Hughes later suspended for life for overriding and under delivering while 245kg overweight...more animal cruelty)

...plowed through the outer perimeter fence ( Blinkers on first time without trialing becoming clogged with mud didn't help...Ex Trainer N Guy being sort for terrible horsemanship in charge while asleep at the wheel)

...last seen headed down the main road remarkably dodging oncoming career ending trucks...

..heard snorting and grunting with W Peters whip still hanging out its ass...

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Keen early (with jockey "taking a pull")

Put to sleep on rail mid race

On leaders heels turning for home

Gap opens on fence,refuses to take it

Compounded straight.

Stipes Report:Vets swab has reported a high level of pastry in J A system.

Trainer has advised that the horse would be turned out for a long spell.

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