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ELLERSLIE wastes Money on Brush...then goes Bush..


Thomass

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So silly Willy Wilcox...he who wears plaid and sunnies on live TV...cos he's soooooo cool and hip...

...decides to spend up Big on some 'Live Brush' fences...over the back straight...

Thatd be greeeat if they even used the Hill much at all...not many if any...

Because after QB Weekend....Wilcox and his mates do SFA...

Wilcox loves it of course..."we don't race in the bogs"...direct quote!

So the hopeless HQ Committee agrees and dishes out money to 'fix' the Track...but don't race on it...much...

Of course ELLERSLIE have long since abrogated their responsibilities to the Industry...

They're fair weather friends..even though they wear plaid...

...what a waste of a good fabric....

...sitting in the Closet ALL F IN WINTER..

...while Muzza Baker goes past HQ on the way to where the Surf meets the Turf

...f in miles away...and he hates it

 

 

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For HQ before they sell it?

Or before they build office blocks and /or Apartments along the Hill's skyline...

..leased in perpetuity...

The Hill is like a big pink Elephant hanging over the Golf Course...

Wasted space...just like inserting in new Bush...for a few Chase meetings...

...then going to sleep for 3 months zzzzzzz

What Does Wilcox and Baker actually do for 3 months?

Play darts and go on Twitter all day...between throws??

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So this a pik of the latest sighting colour the BHA are going to use on their fences including the guard rails....

..after scientists have tested the spectrum that horses react to best...blue/yellow...and Fluorescent 

 

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So this is it for the Queen's City...

ZERO racing in the Auckland Metro area for 12 looooonnnnggggg weeks....

What a freaken joke...this is how NOT to grow a SPORT...

The World Famous Hill...just a ghost Hill now...a few select races...then locked up

What a total waste....

Just sell it off if you're not going to use it Auckland Racing Club...

The Committee in the Maldives sunning your skinny white asses while Muzza Baker has to travel to Ruakaka...do you have no shame??

You had the opportunity to put a Strathyr in...but you BLEW IT

TOTALLY abrogating your responsibility to the Racing Industry in Auckland...and NZ

Enjoy your break soft cocks

 

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So you gave us a 'taste' you old goat ELLERSLIE...a new chase course...full of possibilities now Winter's about to grab us by the coolies....

...and then you buggered off like you saw Trump or something...you twit ELLERSLIE 

desolation row

But it wasn't your fault obviously...the Committee committed you to a life of leisure...a full 18 hole course....and then some...up the hill....Rabbitville Paradise....that's all that'll take over now...

desolation row

...and Vermin of course...Rats to die for....eating their way into the wealthy neighbours pantry's...and panties when that's gone...no doubt...after they've consumed you...

...desolation row

...the Queen's City won't give a jot you've gone though...ignored for too long...the Ghosts of Champion trainer's cries of anguish of "wtf have you become"...long gone...all that will break the silence now...

desolation row

...rest well you giant monolithic old thing...12 weeks will seem like an eternity...but not to your suits who supposedly work there..they're gone...off to enjoy the baubles of power on white sand and blue sky horizons...

desolation row...

 

 

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Oh and then Trackside's Rodders Rodely....

...decided to do an 'Allpress' ..her Jockey agent.

..took his brolly out for a poke of the track...to observe the best ground at HQ

to the fawning Tan....

"gee Jase...that ground 4/5M from the outside...it just like they've watered it to stop horses racing out there or something...or just bad drainage??"

So he's sown the thought in Punters heads that it could have been watered!!

..when all he needed to do was ask some f'er out there...like Jase Fulford

the Track Manager....too obvious Rodders..wake up son

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