Kopia Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Breaking news from RITA.....they have been instructed by their boss winnnie to come up with some good news...pronto! Therefore RITA has announced they are buying $1m worth of Lotto Power Ball tickets for Saturdays $50m draw. The $1m was going to be the stake for the NZ Derby on Saturday. Desperate times require desperate measures. If the punt is successful, the $50m will be split this way: RITA bonuses $10m Staff holidays , back pay $10m Winnie $10m ( and nz first ) Labour party $10m ( payoff for not opposing RITA ) Greens $ 1m ( nz first coalition deal payoff ) Miscellaneous expenses $ 8m ( i.e. slush fund ) Stakes for racing $ 1m what did you expect?? Total $50m Silly? yes, but not as silly as the shit going down in Wellington at present 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 I guess the sausage rools will come out of the $8m slush fund? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopia Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 No saussies out of the slush fund curious.... The slush fund is to cater for something else. The payments, that are ongoing, to various CEO stray rooters, incompetents like the' Senior 'Steward who got paid off after being caught stray rooting ( there's a theme here) the guy who somehow managed to get his exorbitant 'fee' paid in euro's instead of NZD...goes on and on. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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