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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT BY RITA


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Breaking news from RITA.....they have been instructed by their boss winnnie to come up with some good news...pronto!

Therefore RITA has announced they are buying $1m worth of Lotto Power Ball tickets for Saturdays $50m draw. The $1m was going to be the stake for the NZ Derby on Saturday. Desperate times require desperate measures.

If the punt is successful, the $50m will be split this way:

RITA bonuses                                         $10m

Staff holidays , back pay                       $10m

Winnie                                                     $10m  ( and nz first )

Labour party                                          $10m  ( payoff for not opposing RITA )

Greens                                                    $   1m  ( nz first coalition deal payoff )

Miscellaneous expenses                     $   8m  ( i.e. slush fund )

Stakes for racing                                   $  1m   what did you expect??

                                Total                        $50m

Silly? yes, but not as silly as the shit going down in Wellington at present

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No saussies out of the slush fund curious....

The slush fund is to cater for something else. The payments, that are ongoing, to various CEO stray rooters, incompetents like the' Senior 'Steward who got paid off after being caught stray rooting ( there's a theme here) the guy who somehow managed to get his exorbitant 'fee' paid in euro's instead of NZD...goes on and on.

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