whiplash smile

Wrong Chief! It was useless Sheree`s fault!

Told you Bunny hops! Ten bucks, you chose the meeting! quick call to Aunty Brodies and your goneburger!

Thats where tears tantrums and Tiaras wont help you when the King is on the job! But since richie is too busy cleaning up!! 2IC!!!!!!

If its divvies, name your track karrots@ was hoping after the holiday circuit, the met or alex! chose your poisen Racheal Rabbit! Its over !!!

no. i just realise no one else is interested, so its only me an Karrots! Ill take a quaddie?s and happily go a little fun challenge, no money on your part you see, just ten as a fun thing! Whippy is the King of punting! just ask princess Brodster! What a chicken! No restrictions with me and Karrots! as Gordon Ramsay says ~Come on big boy!!!!

A horse who failed to place in 50 + starts all of sudden looks like Christian Cullen, I reckon Huntys on the money, That horse is on meth! (P) or on brodies blood spinning/ 3D printer counterfeit money laundering operation! somethings up! That sneaky wayne ah Hunty!

Dividend total tho K!

Thats 2 dominoes value pizzas!! cost you nothing and saves me alot more than that! Up for the challenge Karrots!

Next south Island meeting Lottery Karrots, ten bucks if you can beat Whippy!

Officer Bunny hops is from the animated movie Zootopia , its excellent! just in case you didnt get the reference lol!

hear ya son!

spur, sorry!

That woodlands stud star, speeding star rat with their rat noses! Josh and his dad Freekin Awesome!!!

Hes up and down, that Alex park finish tho? Gotta be handy at Cambridge tho! Good upsetter Karrots!

NICE PICKS GAMMA! This is no piss take! I think you on the money with Brodie in the first, If the chief gets the front its all over for us retards!

If Mrs Brodie participates its all on! Hunty a friends ex works on the counter at WINZ, Given the tragedy that unfolded with spitty they have agreed to accomodate uncle Ranga at the Salvation Army till Romans pick Fraud doubles up! Cash In Hunty! Thanks Roman!

yep, you on the money ! Karrots!

You stand your ground! OFFICER Bunny Hops! You are ~ On the money! Hunty an ranga know!

JJ is a fuckin viaduct sensual slave. careful; now karrots, the poison dwarf has his nana curtain suit on again, youve nailed it Karrrots!!! Even Hunty knows! Thats why he tries to farty 2 muchy on his heady!

and ellie barron beats john morrison lol. hope the retard didnt get too burnt lol!

other comps ive been in they just deposited into their phone account when you just needed the account no when people went into tabs, i just deposit and withdraw nowadays from my internet banking so easy, and you dont need to have name just number, It doesnt say who you are on the statement just what you put for reference, Lucky for me, I would have taken that copy that bet on, I layed copy that for spankem and S.A lol! Not bagging maurice but I just find even though they are legends him, tony H, and C defillipi are old school and they sit back a lot of the times and get beaten by the agressive front running drivers who make it so if you sit back they cant catch them in that last quarter, especially Colin No disrespect but I would take Blair Orange or Tim williams or Natalie over those three cause they will move, Blair wont sit back if he can move, just diff styles these days with these speed bred horses, How to you come from the back on a 54 sec last half? you cant! So I just wary when a tony h horse is running that he will not knock them round and if he cant get handy or lead he will be patient, looks after the horse, if I was driving the horse would drop dead at dead at the 100m mark! lol! Get the standing thing! what about the mark rosanowski, tv remote control whip! goes flying in a tight finish you lose lol! he commented that on a greyhound race and I laughed cause Ive done that so many times! My dad starts moving his lips at the finish like hes the commentator lol! he doesnt realise hes doing it but thats the buzz and enjoyment kicking in lol! If you put he selections in for Cambridge as is, I will tally the totals div wise just to give us an idea of the divs vs points as a comparison, dont wanna highjack gammas comp with something to complex lol! Thanks for the reply Karrots, dying to lure brodie into something lol!

no take out in this comp and just realised with internet fixed odds you could go 10 cents each way $2 for the whole meeting. It might not seem like much but just like 0.10 cent sit and gos, people actually play more seriously as pokerstars lee nelson explains, when something is free they play completely different but even 10 cents 0.10 + 0.02cents rake, it becomes so much more serious, its so true if you try play money then go to 0.10 cents sit and go its all on, most are a dollar now. Take ten runners at Cambridge 0.10 cents each way $2.00 for whole meeting! Ten particpants each backs their selections 0.10c each way if they want to add interest or just agree to pay 50 % of whatever their total is to the win pool, I will calculate it if they want This pool would be divided into 1st 50% 2nd 30% 3rd 20% The money would be bugger all but it is the bragging rights as I feel points get a bit blase after a while but to have your name and your win total on a leader board is street cred lol! But I would only be interested in a dividend based system, you can see how points become abit futile between different meetings, having a hot fav win at cambridge and a $50 shot get the same points is kinda apples and oranges to me. It forces you to select to make the most money and more in line with true punting goals. It may seem tedious but i will do all the work if needed I dont mind as I would realstically back my selections myself at $5 ew to add more interest for myself and just pay out at an agreed level or at end of month could do it by selected meeting, every meeting whatever, there is no need for tedious deposits. at this level you just run it on good faith and every body deposit their share at the end of the month If they dont they dont! its so little who cares, just like I said before if it involves money people take it more seriously , Its a psychological thing when a monetary prize is involved no matter how little. If you want to trial it without the money thats fine, you can just deposit the money when you want just look at the leaderboard tally and you will see all the stats and what you owe or are owed! It may seem tedious to some but if you ever play $1 sit and gos you would think you were at the world poker series final table lol! Its a pride thing! Just a thought, I am sorry if i made it sound so complicated, Its just I have almost given up on the TAB and this way I can follow the trots with interest without breaking the bank and gives me the incentive to do some serious form analysis without dipping too much into my $5 dominoes pizza and fish and chips fund which quite often runs down the track when Im bored leaving me abit disgruntled and hungry, especially if it was an allstars procession!

cant do it now cause fixed odds, they rip you off with 130% markets, 30 cents overall out of every dollar! How do they go broke??????? If you watched teletext and the first bet was $1 win on one horse you would see one horse Paying $ 0.80 cents and the rest paying zero. the win pool would say $1 but after rounding the 16% up to the nearest 10 cents they would take 20 cents and if it won pay you 80 cents , thats right you would lose money, Thats why they had to bring in the $1 back guarantee cause you could lose money on red hot favs, See the $1.00 place divies on the purdon runners on the tote ? I have! without the money back guarantee they could pay 0.80 cents a place, $1000 dollars place on lazarus could get you $800 back! At least in poker they tell you the rake, its usually $1 + 0.10 cents, some sites are 20 cents, so if you enter a $1.00 sit and go $1.10 will be deducted from your account but you will still get $5 , $3, and $2 under tab tote system $10 would become $8.30 1st would be 50%( $4.15) 2nd would be 30% ($2.49) and 3rd would be 20% ($1.66) so poker $10 1st $5 Tab tote $10 1st $4.15 2nd $3 2nd $2.49 3rd $2 3rd $1.66 Ive probably gone a bit off track here sorry karrots, my hatred of the TAB is showing! lol

yep thats right! you can take the selections for fun at no cost, back them yourself so 10 races at $1ew = $ 20, if you agreed to be in the actual money pool you might have spent $20 and get $16.50 back you keep $8.25 and send to whoever wants to hold the pool money then at the end of the night the top three pm their bank deposit details and you internet bank send them say it was $100 winner gets 50, 2nd $30 3rd $20 bucks a texas hold em sit and go is a game where people get eliminated one by one . ten players say $1 entry thats ten bucks 5 goes to first , 2nd gets $3 , and $2 for third, its a popular way of making the game go faster bout 40 mins, cause tournaments can take 3 to 4 hours and you can get blown out at any stage,its good fun, the games are like $1 + 0.10c, with the house getting the 10 cents per player for their fee to run it, that is called the rake, In tab terms the rake would be their 17% win commission, they take 17 cents out of the dollar and put 83 cents in the tote, they display the win pools on teletext without the commision, so if $10,000 in the win pool its actually $8,300 divided by the number of winning units, so if a horse wins and has 1000 $1 win bets on it $8300 divide by 1000, horse pays $8.30 to win, Thats why its in the tabs interest to have as much in the win pool as possible as its 17 cents for every dollar, they cannot lose, if favs win people invest on the next race and its more 17 cents they get, the commision gets higher on quaddies, i cant remember but its something like 30 cents takeou t per dollar for quaddies ! absolute rort! cause the divvies are higher they think you wont care. I do, I rang them and asked why they dont display the pool after the takeout cause its misleading, I used to watch the tote at alex park when it was only tote and when the divvies changed you could tell how much was bet on the change by taking the win pool take out 16% and divide it by the horse divvy and you can tell when a $500 or so was placed and back it! worked a treat, cause those with the sneakies had to back it on the tote.

was today but brodies the only pro punter here apart from you obviously, hope you got plenty!