Happy Sunrise Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Hello, Mr TAB. I notice at Melton (and elsewhere) they have 200m, 100m, 50m and the finishing line with digital white stripes across the track to show them. Given some of the awful angles we have at NZ harness tracks could we bring this technology here please. It might improve your product. A. Punter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flagship uberalles Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Happy Sunrise said: Hello, Mr TAB. I notice at Melton (and elsewhere) they have 200m, 100m, 50m and the finishing line with digital white stripes across the track to show them. Given some of the awful angles we have at NZ harness tracks could we bring this technology here please. It might improve your product. A. Punter. Dear Mr A Punter, The best we can do is put card board cut outs of Michael Guerin at those particular distance marks, hope you enjoy this new ground breaking technology. Regards Don Givatoss Head of T.A.B Customer Service. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Sunrise Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share Posted December 15, 2018 Dear Don Givatoss, As a valued customer I thank you for your careful consideration of my proposal. Having 4 cardboard cut outs of him at those distances is truly visionary. It will double the crowd size at meetings and I am sure it will stop any race fixing or shenanigans as the cut outs will serve as extra pairs of eyes and ears for the RIU. Plus, between the races, people will be able to take photographs with Mr Guerin which will be fantastic souvenirs. Due to their popularity however, I would strongly suggest several security guards employed around each otherwise they will be stolen and on sold on Trade Me for vast profit. Your inspirational idea will surely drive turnover up as you have convinced me to invest my hard earned money on your product. I will be writing to the Head of the TAB telling them to give you a big bonus and a promotion. Thank you again for taking care me as your loyal customer. Regards, A. Punter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flagship uberalles Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Happy Sunrise said: Dear Don Givatoss, As a valued customer I thank you for your careful consideration of my proposal. Having 4 cardboard cut outs of him at those distances is truly visionary. It will double the crowd size at meetings and I am sure it will stop any race fixing or shenanigans as the cut outs will serve as extra pairs of eyes and ears for the RIU. Plus, between the races, people will be able to take photographs with Mr Guerin which will be fantastic souvenirs. Due to their popularity however, I would strongly suggest several security guards employed around each otherwise they will be stolen and on sold on Trade Me for vast profit. Your inspirational idea will surely drive turnover up as you have convinced me to invest my hard earned money on your product. I will be writing to the Head of the TAB telling them to give you a big bonus and a promotion. Thank you again for taking care me as your loyal customer. Regards, A. Punter. Dear Mr Punter, Our pleasure, no expense is spared looking after our valued punters, we are happy to announce a new "give a little page" on our website to fund this new initiative. Regards Don 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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