Kopia Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 There is some good news to come out of the misfortune that has struck ROARING LION......a tremendous racehorse, epitomised by his will to win and 'never give in'... As a result of some generosity by the horses' owners, there is several metres of ' guts' available which has been excised from Roaring Lions' insides....given that your beloved taxinda ardern is such a quitter who runs like hell when the going gets tough, the 'guts' have been offered to her...how good is that? Might be just what she needs to stop her pissing off when the going gets tough ( as in a holiday in the Tokelaus where her dear daddy is High Commissioner or something...think its called 'nepotism' aint it?) A quick operation and bobs your uncle taxi!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopia Posted August 2, 2019 Author Share Posted August 2, 2019 Tommo the news just keeps getting better... The surgeon who is going to transplant some guts into taxi has said for an extra $100 ( I'll pay it for you ) he'll operate on your shoulder and take out the chip thats' been affecting you...and he'll put in another chip. Lets call it a common sense chip. Its not one of your extreme left/socialist/idealogical bullshit chips....no, this one will enable you to talk a little bit of sense. You know...once it's in you'll be saying things like..' you work, you pay tax,you save money, you look after your own destiny,,etc'. Might have to rinse your mouth out with soap and get rid of the 'taxispeak' you've been using, but hey, you'll be a better person in the end. Might even vote for Simon next year, eh Tommo??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomass Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 I'm sorry koppa... ..but you need to seek help...asap..for this affliction... Cindy is not only saving the World but the Universe as well...as your sorry ass... Being a Trump/ Slimon/Bojo triphantic loon...you really do need to get in their ears and tell them protectionism/nationalism will only lead them to a path of self destruction... ..while taking innocents like moi and Cindy down with you... ...may the fleas of a thousand Camels infest your and the trifecta's ass while you do it... ..at least something good will come out of something so bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopia Posted August 5, 2019 Author Share Posted August 5, 2019 Tommo old son...taxi is very much like all of the useless pricks involved in NZTR/RIU/JCA/RITA etc etc.... 'Part Timers who stand by and watch the feckin' mess they've made just keep getting worse and worse' All of the photo's the media are using now-and here's a turnaround-show her as hassled and worried....much like a rabbit standing in the road bedazzled by the car lights which is rushing towards it...or a possum up a tree with a torchlight in its dial... Love yer work old son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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