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It was just like the time you were screaming like a Banshee and I Gob Stopped you by inserting the TAB results for that lazy Friday

2Hundy into 10k...

Bogan Bazz was shouting FRAUD 

..so I just had to Gob Stop him too

Dont worry putting up your fantasy picks..you've already done that and it was laughable

You wouldn't have a clue how I go about it

Suffice to say...SUPERIOR FORM in SUPERIOR sometimes Black Type CLASS really does translate to winning in INFERIOR CLASS

HK, AUSTRALIAN, Spec. Maiden form...back to inferior class

Simple stuff like that simpleton 

Posted (edited)

It's simple for sure. 

You were successful one day after nine months of having nothing. Those are the facts. 

You are a fraud. What you write is the thoughts of a person that doesn't understand punting. I can't be more straightforward than that. 

Which is why even your supposed masterclass was just another losing day according to the initial post. Funny eh?

And still no answer as to why you're still working Mr Fraud.

 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, mardigras said:

It's simple for sure. 

You were successful one day after nine months of having nothing. Those are the facts. 

You are a fraud. What you write is the thoughts of a person that doesn't understand punting. I can't be more straightforward than that. 

Which is why even your supposed masterclass was just another losing day according to the initial post. Funny eh?

And still no answer as to why you're still working Mr Fraud.

 

 

So says some Nobody who criticised moi for putting up tips under 10's..

...when nothing above 6's won....

And I'll keep hitting you with that because it's so f in embarrassing

How could any Nobody be so thick?

....any Noddy Nobody in their right mind could see a TIPPING MASTERCLASS which I put on...

...it's then incumbant on that person to work out the basic betting strategy for themselves....

after the Tri, Q and winner is selected in ONE...

...especially after I said..."use the value place bet..in combos...mix it up a bit"

If they can't make a healthy profit after that...they deserve to read your b/s for the rest of their sorry lives in perpetual purgatory 

Posted
2 hours ago, Thomass said:

Typical of the Python Black Knight...still fighting on..armless legless brainless

alone

Even bogan Bazz has inserted the Gobstopper...

 he knows a TIPPING MASTERCLASS when he sees one

Keep going Magoo

I have given up conversing with you, its energy wasted on a dumbo.

A $5 punter who talks a big bullshit game, boring.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, barryb said:

I have given up conversing with you, its energy wasted on a dumbo.

A $5 punter who talks a big bullshit game, boring.

You should have stopped talking the day after your wet manny weaned you

At least you recognise a TIPPING MASTERCLASS when you see one though...

Your bff...he who talks with fork tongue and zero nous...needs rescue remedy 101

Please mouth to mouth him...for the love of God

Posted
58 minutes ago, barryb said:

I have given up conversing with you, its energy wasted on a dumbo.

A $5 punter who talks a big bullshit game, boring.

He's delusional as well. Masterclass - he is easily pleased with himself putting up savers and thinking they are worth something. 

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Posted

The problem with Bazz's raison d'être is its randomness....

And then asking you to rubber stamp his 'selections' is a highway to nowhere..

You deserve each other though...

Both of you treating a 6L no excuses... the same as unlucky az...

is as nonsensical as criticising a TIPPING MASTERCLASS for not tipping 10's +...

when Nothing won over 6's...

Dumb and Dumber 2...out soon...

Keep the comedic masterclass up

Posted
21 hours ago, wally said:

tommy i need a winner  so i can get my false teeth out of hock im sick of eating custard

Tip for the day...

Always put a drop of vanilla in Wals...I do with the rice pudd..but the secret is the slow cooking...oh and Aborio rice...best

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Thomass said:

Tip for the day...

Always put a drop of vanilla in Wals...I do with the rice pudd..but the secret is the slow cooking...oh and Aborio rice...best

sure your not gordon ramsay

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Posted

You should have been killing it lately wals

The maiden winner of the last at Kaka...

G3 form back to Maiden mid weak

HTF did that end up 2 for your hard az earned one??

It was money for old rope ffs...tell moi you're following the Blue print wal

you do know it don't you?

and then Marshes two maidens sent to Oz..for an ezy az kill...after finishing within a L of Deja Blue in Black f in type 

Sacre f in bleu...multi those two up with yours...how did yours go btw??

Posted
12 minutes ago, Thomass said:

You should have been killing it lately wals

The maiden winner of the last at Kaka...

G3 form back to Maiden mid weak

HTF did that end up 2 for your hard az earned one??

It was money for old rope ffs...tell moi you're following the Blue print wal

you do know it don't you?

and then Marshes two maidens sent to Oz..for an ezy az kill...after finishing within a L of Deja Blue in Black f in type 

Sacre f in bleu...multi those two up with yours...how did yours go btw??

 i would have backed marshs but i thought you told me only bet in nz

Posted
23 minutes ago, Thomass said:

You should have been killing it lately wals

The maiden winner of the last at Kaka...

G3 form back to Maiden mid weak

HTF did that end up 2 for your hard az earned one??

It was money for old rope ffs...tell moi you're following the Blue print wal

you do know it don't you?

and then Marshes two maidens sent to Oz..for an ezy az kill...after finishing within a L of Deja Blue in Black f in type 

Sacre f in bleu...multi those two up with yours...how did yours go btw??

as for the last at kaka i was stuffed i went up to the window and  said i want no. 3 as you know i didnt have my falses in  and she thought i said i wanted a free bet  i said no marcellina she then  said soccer bet barcelona well the rest was history they jumped and i wasnt on so another long walk home collecting cans for todays races

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Worst ride of the day will be going to Samantha Collett on Aniceta. Everything you could do wrong she did and was flying home once given a chance. 

A very good horse but the wrong rider was engaged for its racing style and it showed, yes I am talking through my pocket but it really was a bad ride.

Posted
7 hours ago, wally said:

like tryfan in the last  and i hope danielle rides a good race on felaar otherwise the midget will explode

TOMMY WHOSE YOUR DADDY GO YOU GOOD THING

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Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, Thomass said:

You should have been killing it lately wals

The maiden winner of the last at Kaka...

G3 form back to Maiden mid weak

I know how much you love stats. So here are some more. 

For horses since 1/01/2016 racing in NZ.

These stats are horses to have raced in Black Type in the 12 months prior to the maiden run, having finished within 3 lengths of the winner in the black type event. And now racing in a maiden.

The top set is those that have the black type performance that is in line with the benchmark for a black type race. The second set is those that didn't measure up to that. Pretty simple stuff really.

Runners Winners Win Div % Win ROI    
37 14 $51.50 37.84% $1.392   Runners to have run to a benchmark of a Black Type event
             
55 11 $35.30 20.00% $0.642   The ones that didn't

People like me, are making money due to people like you being so absolutely stupid. It is and always has been - about performance, not class of race.

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Posted
8 hours ago, Thomass said:

You should have been killing it lately wals

The maiden winner of the last at Kaka...

G3 form back to Maiden mid weak

HTF did that end up 2 for your hard az earned one??

It was money for old rope ffs...tell moi you're following the Blue print wal

you do know it don't you?

and then Marshes two maidens sent to Oz..for an ezy az kill...after finishing within a L of Deja Blue in Black f in type 

Sacre f in bleu...multi those two up with yours...how did yours go btw??

tommy im at the pub on my mobility scooter can you drive it home for me

Posted
1 hour ago, mardigras said:

I know how much you love stats. So here are some more. 

For horses since 1/01/2016 racing in NZ.

These stats are horses to have raced in Black Type in the 12 months prior to the maiden run, having finished within 3 lengths of the winner in the black type event. And now racing in a maiden.

The top set is those that have the black type performance that is in line with the benchmark for a black type race. The second set is those that didn't measure up to that. Pretty simple stuff really.

Runners Winners Win Div % Win ROI    
37 14 $51.50 37.84% $1.392   Runners to have run to a benchmark of a Black Type event
             
55 11 $35.30 20.00% $0.642   The ones that didn't

People like me, are making money due to people like you being so absolutely stupid. It is and always has been - about performance, not class of race.

Brilliant bit of data. I'm inclined to measure performance by time but I was a slow learner. I think Thommo does measure performance, but obviously by the colour of the race and probably whether or not the princess deflates during the event.

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Posted
24 minutes ago, curious said:

Brilliant bit of data. I'm inclined to measure performance by time but I was a slow learner. I think Thommo does measure performance, but obviously by the colour of the race and probably whether or not the princess deflates during the event.

Mind you I can see why Thommo might like that strategy as it would reduce his loss rate  to somewhere round 5.65% per bet, excluding the extra 30% for any which have blinkers on.

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Posted
52 minutes ago, curious said:

Brilliant bit of data. I'm inclined to measure performance by time but I was a slow learner. I think Thommo does measure performance, but obviously by the colour of the race and probably whether or not the princess deflates during the event.

Thomass only measures one thing and it’s not a winner either.

He certainly is the forums whipping boy, how can a person be so consistently stupid and still get around each day.

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