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Thomass

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  1. Every Thoroughbred punter who still imbibes the NZ TAB teet... ...ventures into the dungeon of doom with intense Trepidation...every single day Its like tip toeing a mine field in the Falklands... f in cold, foreboding and every click step is one more closer to the circle of the buffering Death Star
  2. WOW WEE WOWZER!!! Moi thinks that's what one calls an unconditional RESOUNDING ROUT!! Its as routable as an Indian Cricket team doing Keewees...who haven't bet agin themselves The 8 wowzers who voted to oust moi obviously went to either the Lutheran Assembly or the Elusive Bretheren...cum Sunday's... ...they're probably virgins who hate piks of Sports Illlustrated hotties ...nothing agin Virgins...but they suk...almost always It proves Wowzers should never be able to take control of society...and free speech should be able to procreate...as God intended...thanks to the Chiefs of this World One lesson though vanquished virgins... Never believe anything you read and only Half of what you see...ok? But everything moi writes Sweet? But again...to the vanquished virgins...get back to the folds please...for I have plenty...cum rest your worried minds onto moi's bosom then.. ...and I shall let you suk the life out of moi's inner being...fig speaking of course.....so you can go forth and view the Racing World with a shit load more clarity... Thank you ball boys thank you ball girls... ...and remember...keep your eye on the balls... Veni vidi vici bearches
  3. Racing Victoria confirm arrests - 8:30am Racing Victoria (RV) Executive General Manager – Integrity, Jamie Stier, issued the following statement at 8:30am regarding the execution of warrants this morning by Victoria Police in Warrnambool and Ballarat: “Racing Victoria’s Integrity Services team has been conducting an investigation into the activities of licensed persons in the Warrnambool and Ballarat areas. During the course of our investigation we sought the support of Victoria Police’s Sporting Integrity Intelligence Unit on the matter, instigating their investigation. “The Sporting Integrity Intelligence Unit this morning executed warrants at properties in Warrnambool and Ballarat where they arrested three licensed persons for questioning. Members of the Racing Victoria Integrity Services team attended licensed stables to assist Victoria Police and to investigate potential offences against the Rules of Racing. “As the matters are the subject of on-going investigations by Victoria Police and Racing Victoria we are not at liberty at this time to disclose the identities of the persons arrested nor the details of the investigations. “Racing Victoria is committed to maintaining the highest integrity standards in our sport and, where appropriate, we will continue to work with Victoria Police on those investigations.”
  4. Huge shocking breaking news in the Bool....Nay the Racing world! A "conductive device"...not the olde timers solution of battery v behaviour therapy...surely?? The Victoria Police statement regarding the Darren Weir stable raid: "Detectives from the Sporting Integrity Intelligence Unit have executed warrants at properties in the Warrnambool and Ballarat areas this morning as part of an ongoing investigation," the statement read. "Police executed warrants from just before 6am today. "The properties were located in Miners Rest and Warrnambool. "Detectives from the Ballarat Divisional Response Unit were also involved in this morning’s operation. "Three people have been arrested including a 48-year-old Miners Rest man, a 38-year-old Yangery man and a 26-year-old Warrnambool man. "They will now be interviewed in relation to sporting integrity matters including obtain financial advantage by deception, engaging in conduct that corrupts or would corrupt a betting outcome of event or event contingency, use of corrupt conduct information for betting purposes, and attempt to commit indictable offence namely obtain financial advantage by deception. "A number of items including a firearm and what is believed to be a conducted energy device were also seized from the properties. "The investigation remains ongoing and has also been assisted by Racing Victoria."
  5. And the best of all time of course!
  6. What is it about misbehaving dogs and Pommy Horse trainers? Happens all of the time! https://mobile.twitter.com/osbornejamie/status/1089804173179273216
  7. Surely they won't start Tom again!! How good was he winning on the weekend? Every Tom has their day
  8. I'm picking the course Manager was sipping cold ones up in the stand with his mates getting a thrill watching then! Did you mention it to any of the Committee or white coaters?
  9. Haha that's the classic Country cockies getting a thrill out of watching the Townies getting their just deserts Just as well you didn't relieve yourself on it..which is what happened when we set some poor townie up!
  10. Let's do the World wide cost of a Burger thang McFly opens his Burger joint up with a standard McDonalds type plastic fantastic... Freda come to town with Guns ablazing and opens a Royale with Cheese joint Where does Joe punter go?? ...forgetting about the exorbitant price Freda charges to re coup punting losses following McFly's fleas.. Joe goes to the joint that looks after him that's where Information galore.... ...our Stipes can't even be bothered tweeting wind ops, mares in foal, exact pen readings... Instead the Thoroughbred Punter receives all of the Dirty Dog and Harness tweets as well....just to piss him off Its a no brainer Remrmber Matto getting off the Logan trained horse in the lead up to the Derby?? Journos wondering why the horse was snagged back instead of on pace "we were experimenting" Yep, read EXPERIMENTING WITH PUNTERS MONEY
  11. Pretty Damn good trial field too Trainer Jockey Barrier Weight(kg) Probable Weight(kg) Penalty(kg) Benchmark 1 62x024100x ACE HIGH David Payne 0 N/A 2 2x3x48711x COOL PASSION Tony McEvoy Tommy Berry 0 N/A 3 714x32256x D’ARGENTO Chris Waller 0 N/A 4 60x314950x ENDLESS DRAMA (IRE) Chris Waller 0 N/A 5 14x623172x GREYSFUL GLAMOUR Mark Newnham 0 N/A 6 7121x2231x I AM SERIOUS Chris Waller 0 N/A 7 462x44415x SHILLELAGH (NZ) Chris Waller 0 N/A 8 08661x347x SPRIGHT Garry Frazer 0 N/A 9 28x260408x TOM MELBOURNE (IRE) Chris Waller 0 N/A 10 x111x1111x
  12. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/shows/2019/01/cambridge-stud-to-conduct-first-yearlings-sale-under-new-owners.html
  13. Thomass

    Bring back Hesi

    No surprises that you're confused loser Go back to the Dogs and Fleas where you belong...with your Crimplene rags Free speech wins...you lose...AGAIN
  14. What a run...nearly the boilover of the century 200/1...oustanding ride from Collett when the pace eased...
  15. So the Pro Punters, jockeys agents, Trackside presenters et el did the SPEED MAPS for this race...and obviously he'd either lead or race handy Where it's always been... Waddell and Bary had different ideas Shags out the back...and storms home killing off the BGP multi in the process Austrwlian Punters would have GOT NOTIFIED!! NZ Punters? Na...no respect from the industry...just more SUK IT UP LOSERS FFS...when our competitors like Singapore and Australia are giving INTEGRITY of the product priority... we don't give a monkeys...thanks NZTR/RIU for nothing
  16. Oustanding atmosphere on course ...and these boys and girls made the day Especially the Opee chant..resonating throughout the stand and surrounds Kemmys should be gifted an Honarary Marketing Award from some Uni outfit...just for the hell of it
  17. Great interview by the Lindsay's this morning... Racing needs this mainstream stuff...big ups https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/shows/2019/01/cambridge-stud-to-conduct-first-yearlings-sale-under-new-owners.whtml
  18. Oh please stop it, you've totally lost the plot The PM is probably Ross Neal who I exposed...or Cam George who I also exposed for his unethical behaviour which led to his moving on You keep on using the 101 thread as evidence of "trolling"...when it was expressly about me and how not to invest... ...you think I should have just accepted that b/s? move on son
  19. Oh gee thanks for changing my flaming heading
  20. Give it time....most are still at work or looking at yearlings...talk about hectic You should see what I've been called and told what to do as well Suggesting Suicide should be instant dismissal Im giving you the option which I suggested hess do though 65% want me gone then I'm gone..up to you
  21. What a load of crap Herman FAKE NEWS.... I got mentioned in every post on the first page of 101..."loser, tosser, dickhead, no idea" And you expected me to take that? When I'm a professional punter using a well thought out strategy over many years... Other Punters without the degree of technology needed by some running 20, 000 simulations deserved to have an alternative view Any worthwhile site has cut and thrust...with light hearted relief thrown in...wtf cares if some have different soh's? When I was away the poor number of starting threads was there for all to see... ...but it was as boring as Bat Bung with it... Take a step back from your obsession about taking over the World... ..,and get a grip
  22. The word's DISSED you f in ignoramous You were offered the option of blocking moi..but you were too f in thick for even that.. And now you've been found out playing multiple posters...funny face there, heart there...all playing with yourself...to bolster your ego Newmarket and Kaky...one and the same...Portfolio/Happy Sunset And then when your obsession about the Viaduct started destroying the Thoroughbred site...I told you to pull your stupid obsessed neck in... which you couldn't handle... So Kaky...next time you mess with the big boys...make sure you can not only handle technology...but ignore posts that play with your fragile ego best
  23. You gotta laugh at the audacity of some owners bribes All-Star gets free burger treatment Andrew Eddy@fastisheddy 23 January, 2019 , ( It is one of the oldest and most trusted marketing ploys and it only took until the third day of voting for March's The All-Star Mile for attention to be turned from potential voters' pockets to their stomachs. The All-Mile voters are vying for a sizeable stake by voting to make up the majority of the field in the $5 million race, but for those voters in Victoria that want to pin their hopes on handy galloper Man Of His Word, a free hamburger was their reward on Wednesday. Sam Lyons, the racing manager of Grand Syndicates, posted the promise on Twitter: "Want a free feed in Melb today?" "Get into Charlie & Co Burgers for a free cheeseburger just for voting for Man Of His Word in the All Star Mile!" Even before the burger offer, six-time winner Man Of His Word was performing well in early voting with the six-year-old sitting fifth of 130 with 1532 votes to noon on Wednesday. The top 10 vote earners are given automatic entry to contest the March 16 race with Racing Victoria to select four other 'wildcard' entries to create a field of 14. The All-Star Mile voting (as at noon, Wednesday, January 23) 1. Urban Ruler - 4206 2. The Autumn Sun - 2999 3. Grunt - 1567 4. Extra Brut - 1565 5. Man Of His Word - 1532 6. Amphitrite - 1528 7. Moss 'N' Dale - 1508 8. Mr Money Bags - 1354 9. Foundry - 1179 10. Material Man - 1115
  24. Wow, even though she's questioned the Feds judgement, calling them inconsistent? When she got the facts wrong...both got the required month... I think you'll find Australia's Feds would have at least given her a stern warning to get her FACTS right at the very least..
  25. Yes, 31 this year! Animal therapy is pretty well recognised as part of the overall care strategy now
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