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Holy underpants...you're not right! MMP makes a targeted faction like the Racing Industry very strong indeed...and Winn hung his Y Fronts on the Racing Faction getting him more power... And what a great Deputy he is...took Hoskings apart yesterday...limb by limb If he was to rush everything through he'd be sent to purgatory by the finicky Racing Mafia though.... All the ticking and crossing need doing...and Rita's doing it... A total master stroke employing Deano Mak as well...only Reefton could be so ignorant to ask "wtf is he"?

Haha...that's nothing compared to J Riddell's rap sheet! Hes had almost 20 this season....and he's just joined the whip violator list as well! That neddy was clearly shying in my book though...he said the crowd noise..then there were the bushes close to where the shying was going on... ..plus he had his left handle bar well down trying to correct him shying!

Phew...Just as well gambling isn't on Israel and Maria's hit list of those going to a warmer climate...let's see the check list to make certain about the others though... Drunk...only on occasions...after the Princess spiked moi's drink to have her wicked desires fulfilled..not my fault...tick Adultery....Been propostioned and ogled by many many Women...and unless they've slipped their rings off with poorly fitting ones....then na...tick Liars....never...that belongs to Stipes and starting gate boys Fortnicaters...there's many positions one can use to get out of this one when Israel looks you inda Eye....the best one is to refer him to Bill's one...tick Thieves...This is where Harness types will be going straight to hell without passing Go...Thoroughbred peeps are pure and simple straight...although the TAB bookies are for the high jump...tick Atheists...I saw a vision of the Madonna once or twice...she was wearing knee high socks, roller skates and singing about being a virgin...that convinced me...tick Idolaters...never ever have I idolised Opee...so there could be one or two from Thoroughbreds going to a warm clime...REPENT NOW!!...tick Now if only Israel and Maria could get hooked on Thoroughbred racing...they'd be tested almost every second of the day with all of these shocking potential sins being dangled in their faces.... It'd make them far far f in stronger ffs.... ...just as well Blasphemy isn't on their f in list then..f them Punt away heathens...you won't be going to no hell on earth anytime soon

She's certainly a wee bit earthy... She was quoted in Stuff as saying a suspension "wouldn't have happened if I had a c**k" To which Oatham vehemently denied she had one

Oh forgot to mention... A 1K fine...reduced to 750 for among other things being "forthright" with Stewards Yea like..." of course I meant it and I won't apologise" Probably felt good and Matty can afford a spray...prefer a face spritzer though perhaps??

Yes certainly cute mustleid....the last meeting on Easter zmournday was out 2.5M...it got MUNTED.... ...the last time the rail was true was 27/12 So no wonder there was sfa ground being made wider out...the fresh az 2.5M played fastest all day ...Punters hate that kind of rubbish... ...was your mates horse a back runner improving wide on the munted az ground then?

It's simply UNBELIEVABLE the amount of b/s I have to chase up when it comes to NZ RACING INTEGRITY Ive got wayyy more positive things I could be doing and enjoying rather than negative vibes...but needs must To ignore simple b/s is to confirm NZ Racing is run by a bunch of mates for their mates to do wtf they like with things like INTEGRITY... get a load of this.... The official 'Stipendiary Report' into the gates moving stated "The race was delayed after starter J Moody advised that the inside section of the starting stalls had moved due to the failure of the handbrake on the tow vehicle with this section of the gates becoming detached from the outside section. The outside four barriers were then repositioned before the start was effected." So even the most stupid bogan from Bogansville imbibing Whakachungas 24/7... knows from that piece that the handbreak BROKE....aka a 'mechanical failure'.... Na na na na...you obviously read it all wong... The fact was the person on the NORTHERN RACEDAY SERVICES team....the ignorant crew that do the entire North...to park the tractor safely in a motionless state...then insert it into gear as a backstop to a "handbreak failure" CLEAN FORGOT TO APPLY THE BREAK...or put it into gear.... Now Williamson was the Chief Stipe this day...was he told a bunch of porkies or did he try to protect his Barrier mates by reporting 'mechanical failure' so he could have a drink with them après piss up? If lies are told on minor stuff like this...although a moving sideways stall with a bunch of horses inside is hardly minor... Then were all f'ed INTEGRITY wise Schush RIU...don't tell anyone...but the secret to retaining INTRGRITY in the Industry... ..is TO TELL THE F IN TRUTH....24/7....and if somebody did tell porkies about the handbreak breaking...not braking... Then either sack them or fine them...Of if the RIU b/s'd....resign now...ffs

Wals!! COUNTRY HOUSE's concerns totally resonate with moi's night owl experiences! Although in moi's recurring dream the wee person was dressed as a fairy in a rainbow tutu...but they were most certainly whippin' my ass... Maybe it happened maybe not? Those were the cheap az days though...Cream de Menthe with Blackberry Nip depth charges certainly didn't help with the memory let alone the recurring nightmares... ...any bumblebees buzzing your dreamy sweet ass?

Needs to win to get inda Oaks Wals...Just get on! Kiwi filly Intrigue will be chasing crucial prizemoney in a bid to secure a start in next month’s Group One Queensland Oaks when she runs at the Sunshine Coast on Wednesday. Trainer Tony Pike has chosen to bypass the Group Two The Roses at Doomben on Saturday with Intrigue in favour of a midweek run in the QTIS Three-Year-Old Handicap (2200m). It’s the same formula he used with Provocative who won the Queensland Oaks in 2016 after winning a midweek three-year-old race at Ipswich. Intrigue has only $33,000 in prizemoney but Pike is hoping a win will boost her bank balance to around $60,000 which should see her scrape into the Queensland Oaks. Intrigue made her Australian debut finishing seventh to talented local filly Winning Ways in the Listed Gold Coast Bracelet on May 4. “Her run was better than it looks on paper,” Pike said from New Zealand. “She was caught in an awkward position in a slowly run race and she had just got off the plane so there’s plenty of improvement to come. “I had her nominated for The Roses but she’s only got $33,000 in prizemoney and needs to lift it significantly to get into the Oaks. “This race on Wednesday is a lot easier than The Roses and if she can get to around $60,000, she should get into the Oaks.”

Maximum Security: At first, I wasn’t sure where we were going. I remember being in a small, like, shed, with gates. But the gates were locked. I remember a very loud bell and the gates opened really fast and everyone was running. So I ran. I assumed it was a fire alarm. Also, there was a small man clinging to my back. I don’t know why. Country House: When the bell rang, I wet myself. It was so loud. The gates flew open and I screamed. Everyone was running like mad. On my back was a tiny man dressed like a bumblebee. He had a stick and he was hitting my ass. Which was weird. War of Will: There was a party. It was crowded. It was very hard to meet anyone, since we were all in little rooms and then we were running, like, crazy fast. I don’t know why we were running or whose idea it was to run, especially so fast. I also didn’t know where we were going. Also, my name is Greg, not War of Will. I don’t know what that even means or why people call me that. Country House: There was a horse that was in front. He looked really familiar. I think his name is Duane. But I wasn’t sure. They were calling him Maximum Security. I guess he works in security. But I was trying to catch him, because I think he knows my friend Bob. I’m, like, “Hey! Hey! Do you know Bob?” But he didn’t slow down. He seemed super eager to be in the lead. To this day, I don’t know if he knows my friend Bob. His loss, because Bob is hilarious. Gray Magician: I was looking around trying to figure out where we were going. I assumed it was a surprise party. I don’t know why I thought that. Maybe because of the hats. Code of Honor: At first, it seemed like we were running somewhere. It was straight for a while, and then we turned. And I kind of expected there to be something there. Like a barn. Or a pond. Or a Roy Rogers. But it just kind of kept going exactly the same. And then there was another turn. Same thing. At first, I thought it was kind of funny. By the second turn, though, I was, like, This is ridiculous. I kept thinking of that Steve Winwood song “Can’t Find My Way Home.” The live version, with Clapton, at the Crossroads Guitar Festival, 2007. Gray Magician: I had no idea what was going on. I just remember a lot of women in ridiculous hats. War of Will: You know how when you’re running for a while your mind wanders? Well, this is kind of embarrassing, but I had just heard this joke the day before, and I decide to tell it to this one horse in front of me, the one leading everyone. I say, “Hey! Hey!” And he says, Hey! Hey!” And he says, “What?” But, like, kind of annoyed. And I go, “Why the long face?” Now, I think it’s hilarious, but he says, “Seriously?” And that’s when he put his butt in my face. Maximum Security: I may have put my butt in his face. But it wasn’t intentional. I was trying to get away from him, like at a party when you’re, like, “Oh, I see someone I know.” Country House: When I heard him say, “Why the long face?,” I thought, He can’t have just said that. But I looked at him and he’s, like, “What?” And I said, “You know that’s the oldest joke in the world, right?” And I honestly think he had no idea. War of Will: That’s what made me laugh. And then I stumbled, because it was so funny. I was hoping the little sadist on my back would fall. Unfortunately, he didn’t. And then everyone slowed down. I assumed it had something to do with my joke, and I felt really bad. I’m on the insecure side, and I have a hard time meeting new people—and all of a sudden they’re running away from me.

So most 'experts' thought the usual Rotorua bias of the outside fence would kick in sooner than a "bit later"...how f in wrong they were... What they forgot to factor in was the new ground...a paltry 2.5M...creating a bias towards those on the fence....and runners out wider failing to make any ground...on an inferior surface... You can't blame them though...while the ignorant suits at NZTR and RIU refuse to insist on Track Managers providing the pen. Readings that have been taken... ...that's what Punters will receive...RUBBISH NON DISCLOSURE and a guessing game as evidenced by what the 'experts' thought and dispensed to Punters... ...they should be arrested..lput in stocks...along with the SUITS...to be pounded with rotten matos... signifying the blood sweat and tears of Punters who have to take their b/s A general rule from NZTR should be sent out in dispatches forthwith "No new ground closer than 6M to the rail from a previous race day" Very Simple...just do it for the sake of a FAIR SPORTING CONTEST thanks

How good will Pitty look in top hat and tails...kissing the Queens ring in her Royal Box...or will she be wearing a glove to stop the dirty Colonials having their day in the sun??

Crazy az stuff alright ata....The Schunshine State has had an horrendous horibillus of b/s happenings lately...the sun must be getting to them!

While you're there Kenny.... A couple of months back Paul got into trouble for handing Tanya something while heading out of the mounting yard... ...he said it was a tongue tie...given that the horse hadn't had one on the previous start or in this instance....it sort of doesn't make sense it was a TT ....then Tanya handed something back to him just as they headed onto the track... could you finally clear the air and tell us what it was? Ive bet the left it was a can of minties...spearmint flavour Am I right?

What a simply OUTSTANDING performance from OVERTHERIVER yesterday...wide without cover the entire trip...fit az bro ...and it puts to bed the finger pointers who yell...."there's no old stagers no more" Managed perfectly by the Dummy...this neddy is as sound and pumped to race as a buck rabbit...76 starts...23 wins for 412k! Who wouldn't love to own him....handles any weight, loves the broads who claim...and they love him Moki was smiling as if she'd been proposed to over the line... Oh and to add to the fallacy....there's the added advantage of the Set Weights and SFA Penalties disease that's taken over here... ..CONSENSUS's connections have never been so happy to be handed sfa weight...and that takes some work...making them happy

Oh that dude....being the USA there's some real crazy stuff being claimed.... ..all for the LEGAL angle of course...which they lurve... ...here's an interesting video analysis of things though https://www.horseracingnation.com/news/Watch_Will_video_exonerate_Maximum_Security_jockey_Saez_123#

Shocking potty mouth spray it was....some say "what's said on da track should stay onda track" Not Trudes...she dobbed in Matty...and good job.. ...no 'girly' should have to put up with "silly old c**%...wtf don't ya retire" f that..."bearch" would have been fine these days...laughing at others being put into danger may not endear other Jocks toward you though Trudes "Mr Jones advised the Committee that following the running of race 6 Ms T Thornton laid a complaint with the Stewards against Mr Cameron’s conduct. He stated Ms Thornton alleged that Mr Cameron said “you should retire you stupid old c**t” following the finish of race 6. Mr Jones added that the Stewards interviewed Mr Cameron and he admitted that he used foul language. He said the Stewards take a hard line on that type of language being directed at other riders. In response to questions from the Committee, Mr Cameron confirmed that Ms Thornton’s allegation of words used was correct. Mr Cameron said that he had not apologised to Ms Thornton. Mr Cameron said that there was an incident near the 700 metres when Ms Thornton shifted inwards and pushed him onto another horse. He said he called out to Ms Thornton and she looked inwards and was “laughing at him”. He stated that he was upset because he heard Ms Thornton “laughing” when she shifted ground. He said his misconduct was in the heat of the moment following the finish of the race. In conclusion he said he was concerned for the safety of his fellow riders."

Good work! Now 3 from 8...Love an animal naked and in the spa though...GB again...

Yankee neddy Southern Phantom

Its about integrity of the product nod..... Waller loves looking after the Punter and realises Arstralian and Singapore racing lives and dies with INTEGRITY....and da PUNTA.... Shillings for Jillings would have loved the rule!

So Earily reads this site...and on Wednesday questions Godber about the dead set shovking f in time the Starters crews are having... Earily..."so Mick wtf is going on with these Barrier problems...Mick..Mike...hellllo...wake up" Mick..."zzzzz....uh...zzzz....oh ahhhhhhh...(now relly relly sheepish)...well yes ...yea...Houston has got this under control Pete" Yea Na.... ...maybe if they have finally recognised these boys need a good rocket after something MAJOR happened..due to human incompetence and a failure to follow basic Barrier Protocols contributing to the DEATH of an unsuspecting animal ...yea...that...stand by...shocking breaking news possoms....

That's correct ATA...obviously rules like this aren't fail safe in dealing with living beings... The rule is always prefaced with 'it's the intention' though....Punters can accept that What they can't accept is Matty Camo getting off a Derby fav in a race before the D telling punters "we dropped him back to experiment"... Read 'experimenting with Punters money' In the old days Stakeholders could have said "that's Racing and owners are entitled" Were in a totally different 'survival' environment now...ignoring what the punting competition does is sheer bloody ignorance to the reality of the dire situation...

Intentional?? Not in a month of ducky birds Wes... They know the rules backwards and sideways those Panamanians... Youll observe the neddy shying at the 'Bush' some 5M away...3 clumps...and the Jock said post race...."shied at the crowd noise" Im picking the neddy thought the crowd noise was coming from those 'bushes' Give the Bush a Brazilian I say...or get rid of all of those bushes within 10M of the running line...sorted

And good on you Kenny...what's best for the horse and ultimately winning is what counts.. however...moi's point is that our PUNTING COMPETITORS Singas and Arse have this 'change of tactics' rule You would have noted doyens like Waller grasp this rule into said bosoms with glee... They know where their bread and butter comes from... The PUNTER... ..you Pauly and Waller would be running for red ribbons and a plastic Cup Trophy else.., Going to the lead one day..then 4 days later having a diametrically opposed tactic does not engender Punter goodwill and joy Thry just bugger off and punt on Cage fighting instead best

When's that happening Chief...today? Ive got a major breaking story and I need full access to immediately crush any "crew" who poo poo moi Ariba ariba