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Speaking of which... The Hawkes team popped in to see him today...look what happened https://mobile.twitter.com/HawkesRacing/status/1130693501971120128

I'm terribly sorry the juxtaposition of two Jockeys escaped your delicate must take offence nature... For the blind....One would expect a female Jock to wear pink and a male to wear Game of Throwns leather... ....I simply showed Trudes to be the tuff Girly she is...even though wearing lashings of eye liner...and Maddy coming across as more the type to wear pink....nes pax? Trudes could just as easily take offence being painted as someone who wears numb chucks and leather... Hope that explains it to your satisfaction blind one...not that I give a flying bat... Join the 8 others who had the opportunity to block moi... ...Its just that you won't because you can't get enough of moi...and in fact want to be moi....xx

Gurkha Friend at the Rippon races yesterday...certainly no Punters friend But looked kind of cute when he part Way came out...stood there..then had a Gurk around https://mobile.twitter.com/KateTracey12/status/1130134477970264064

You're confusing HOMOPHOBIA...the irrational hatred, intolerance and fear.... ...which is what Folau is preaching...and to which I've been a vehement critic btw... ...with Gay stereotypes.... I know many Gays who wear bright colours, pink, shades of...rainbow...bright... ....look after themselves very well...Botox, gym...great bodies...smell great ...Its like stereotyping me with plastic dolls after I've labelled my Princess hot... ...water off a ducks back... wheres the bashing though.. ..although I detest tripe...is that bad?

Maybe Maddy and Trudes could mud wrastle it out inda birdcage before the first one day?? Maddy dressed in a pink tutu, garter belt and suspenders.... Trudes in Game of Throwns leather... ..with knuckle dusters and numb chuckkas attached in case Maddy gets ideas about scratching Trudes eyes out... Good Rotorua mud....with perfume added to Maddy's corner and neddy urine in Trudes... UFC rules... ...no pinching, Chinese burns, spitting, bitch slapping, bum spanking or Uncle Charlie's...in fact zero girly stuff... However Maddy's allowed to wear elbow and knee padding in case he gets chaffing... Lets get it on

Just how good is The Arstralian marketing machine? Comparing the Game of Throwns to the Cox is...well phantasy...that the Phantasy can be as good as real life...is the Shark going to be ready? https://mobile.twitter.com/TheValley/status/1130319353046417409

One thing about the 40 something generation...is the idea that their kiddies are relly relly special.... ...and that they should all have unique names to mirror their individuality and just how special the spoilt little f'ers are... Sharneeeekwaaa...Charrrdonwaaa...Roxxy...or Rockseee....mainly from West Aucks...most certainly from Bogansville The Tron...aka Hamilton..get the picture? Its great then that a good old fashioned meme gets resurrected in HAZEL...delivered to the Racing Industry into Big Red Sharrocks hot little hands.... ...so he can make exorbitant profits out of her.... ....and boy can she ride...HAZEL SCHOFER...rode so well on her first day she won the J Challenge Big Red was very reluctant to let her provide other trainers with winners when interviewed "na, I'll pick a few out for her...mainly mine to protect the gold plated 4kgs go fast....cos SHES ALL MINE Muhhshahaha" Very similar anyway...let's hope she can take a spray or two...and no stupid f in media like Sweenz and Toeknee Lee putting her on a pedestal like they did with silly Billy..poor kid This girl has brains, maturity and went to Pony Club...essential tools in this game ...let's hope she doesn't fall in love with Opee...or vice versa...and that's on the cards.... ...in fact Opee should be banned from riding in the CD while Hazel's establishing herself... I TIPPED IT HERE FIRST...could be another Clapperton...Kim....yet another good old fashioned name!

DNF??

Unfortunately Flag, the Crusaders behaviour boundaries are set by the Management of the Team... Many of These are young men who are full of testosterone and in love with their hot bodies.....combined with massive egos who think they're bullet proof...are time bombs set to explode at any time ...allowing Moanga loose to spit beer at Sth African women...or a team eating Maccas...wtf is that crap going into sportsman's gobs?....when they should be tucked up in beds face timing their Momma's...is asking for it Homosexuals are one of the greatest users of social media and ready and waiting to record... Theyll get a warning for sure...as indeed Folau did.... But he's such a brainless Religious zealot that it wouldn't have registered... ..that's the difference

It was probably the most awful ride...aesthetically speaking....in the history of jumps riding... ....a sack of spuds would have looked more solid Higgins was dead scared he'd get overtaken.....his head was moving around like a demented chook...

Trudes was very upset with Corey after having been his 'mentor'....she thought he'd done the dirty on her in a race and baled him up in a corner for a good old fashioned towel up and dust down... Big tall lean Stipe Johno McKenzie broke them up before Corey's face got scratched to shreds.. Poor Trudes got DQ'd for 2 months.... Senior jockey Trudy Thornton has been disqualified from riding for two months and ordered to attend an anger management course for assaulting apprentice rider Cory Parish. Racing's Judicial Control Authority has upheld a misconduct charge against Thornton, resulting from an altercation after the Waikato Racing Club's meeting at Te Rapa on April 30 2008.Thornton denied the charge. She had sought out Parish after the last race and an ensuing confrontation resulted in them ending up in the male jockeys' room. Anger management courses are being used more often in the racing industry. "A penalty is not always the best result and sometimes these courses by experts outside our industry can assist and make a better result for the future," racecourse inspector John McKenzie said.

Crickey... "Began very slowly (having never been on a racecourse before let along a starting stall....mind you the hopeless f in crew didn't help much by leaving off the barrier blanket) ..stumbled over the crossing ( backwashing the other runners with blinding apps. of sand) ..checked badly out of the straight the first time, ( BEEDEELAW an old hack Chaser with a knarlee penchant for stirring up trouble in his field to blame) ....made a short dab midrace when a lost whip shot up his ass ( Jockey W Peters severely reprimanded for suspected animal cruelty but nothing could be proven when video footage went missing)... ...ran wide on the turn ( Jockey G Hughes later suspended for life for overriding and under delivering while 245kg overweight...more animal cruelty) ...plowed through the outer perimeter fence ( Blinkers on first time without trialing becoming clogged with mud didn't help...Ex Trainer N Guy being sort for terrible horsemanship in charge while asleep at the wheel) ...last seen headed down the main road remarkably dodging oncoming career ending trucks... ..heard snorting and grunting with W Peters whip still hanging out its ass...

The suits are cracking down on her overhead whip action though and she's finding the frustration with not having a penis...her words...actually she used the c word...not the other c word that Maddy used.... ..because that's what she's got and she would never use that word...savvy?

I don't know how that would work?? This interference and laughing at Maddy would lead to work with someone who doesn't like Maddy?

Valazquez about to come a cropper at the start....

What a good post fweddy! Who doesn't like a good Santarium product.. ...for the tax free proceeds promoting the Millerites who undoubtedly did a good milling of grain..hence a good Oat starts the day off well for both human and horse alike... ...unfortunately for the Millerites...the second coming didn't come in 1844 and they're still waiting...hence the need for tax free status to enable them all to wait around for a real second coming...maybe another 1000 years?? Wtf knows? Anyway the Racing Industry was turned into special status when the Casino Industry came to town to destroy the local neighbourhoods.... Why destroy the Racing Industry...and all of those associated industries for the multi national Casino conglomerates to siphon profits out of the country...in the name of freedom?? It don't make sense

What you're all forgetting about the REALITY.... is that Folau has a high profile platform from which to launch his bile....thanks solely to his employers and sport making him famous...without that he becomes just another religious zealot who no sane person would take notice of... Unfortunately for him, his sponsors and employers don't like ignorant bile from an all inclusive welcoming environment point of view.... ...besides homosexuals in a ruck situation may not want to be too hard on him...if you get my drift...and try to give him a man hug....while his team mates in a shower situation will be bending over picking up the soap to give him a look as to what he's missing.... ...and you simply can't have that to maintain discipline in a sport that requires hardness and ridgiditty in the heat of battle

Hold it Reefer...Ive just realised...thanks to you I can be a pisstank and/or fornicator up until the day I'm onda deathbed....fornicate myself sillier than even now.... ...repent....and I'll be going straight to paradise with as many virgins as I want.... ...while an oxygen thief like yourself is too silly to realise that it's never too late..to even realise who Macka is... ..but you'll be headin without passing Go to the pits of hellfire and damnation... ...without a virgin in sight.... Loser!!

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Remarkably better coverage than the Derby! May not have been on purpose however...just not as many other patho races to be broadcast this week from Charleston and Evangeline! Ya gotta laugh at the Sensationally accurate TAB app though... ...the Preaky distance changed....WTF Knew? PREAKNESS S. (LOCAL RACE 13) Class:. Distance: 1609M METRES

Haha thought you were talking about somebody else there for a sec! What Oirishman wasn't born in a stable ready to mount up to be fear??

Ok sounds like it's a Treasury problem Winn has...its all in the pot though and awaiting a few ticks here and there... Dean Mak will be all over this...stay strong possoms...the tax break is enormous news...roll around in that filthy lucre and be happy

Wow exciting life down there Reefer! Ive just got home from a full night of fornifying and I'm still high too! Im so happy I feel like hugging the cat...and if Israel was here I'd hug her too! Trouble is I can't remember much at all...although I've just discovered another pair of panties in my back pocket..after cleaning out three pairs from the breast pocket... It must have been a bodice rippin' foricating night of indulgence thanks to Israel ...You?

10.46 am our time! Itll be piss poor coverage again like the Derby Weas.... Itll be treated as if it's part of the new reality of another patho gambla's race with sfa analysis and zero emotion...Just get on

Cambridge will be the home of New Zealand's first synthetic horse racing track with a near $7million grant from the Government's Provincial Growth Fund. The Herald understand Minister for Racing Winston Peters could announce the approval for the new track surface as early as tomorrow when he opens a thoroughbred sale at the Karaka sales complex at 9.45am. It is believed the PGF will provide around half of the around $13million needed to build a synthetic, or all-weather, track over the next year which can be used for racing minor meetings but more importantly for training and trialing racehorses. The Cambridge training track is New Zealand's largest racehorse training facility with the horse racing industry a huge employer in the area. But New Zealand's wet winters and the up to 1200 horses that use the current training facility in spring have created enormous wear and tear on the main grass surface there and can affect trainer'sability to prepare their horses. The racing industry, from trainer to punters, have also been crying out for a more consistent and safe racing surface in winter when extremely wet tracks and cancellations of meeting have cost the industry tens of millions of dollars. The synthetic track mooted for Cambridge would replace the main grass track used there at the moment for training and trials with a track that isn't affected by the weather. The Herald understands one of the key factors in the PGF agreeing to the grant was that the new track could also be used for race meeting, not just training and trialing horses. That would make it the first synthetic racetrack in New Zealand. Synthetic tracks are popular in many overseas racing jurisdictions and have recently become more common in Australia but are viewed as alternate options to the usual grass surface for thoroughbred racing. But with Waikato being the hub of New Zealand racing, a synthetic track could provide a regular venue for the less glamorous mid-week meetings, which often attract small crowds but are crucial for turnover and giving horses racing opportunities. The Cambridge track presently has limited public facilities but even a small, clubhouse-like area with a viewing platform could suffice for minor meetings, where the main audience is the punters who watch the races on television both here and overseas. Work on the synthetic track is unlikely to start this winter but expectations are it should be in place by next year. Cambridge was one of three areas mooted for synthetic tracks in New Zealand, with others potentially at Palmerston North and in Christchurch. The synthetic tracks and their ability to provide sustainable racing are one of the key initiatives signalled by Mr Peters in his role as Minister for Racing. He also commissioning a broad-ranging report into the future of the industry, the Messara report. The logistics, practicalities and in some cases legalities of that report are currently being investigated by a Ministerial Advisory Committee who will make recommendations on the future direction of the industry.