KickintheKods

Are you serious Trackside. ???????.........that was a huge mistake you made today at Ellerslie. That woman from Oz you bought over from to do the on course interviews was, quite frankly, sensational, both in presentation and articulated diction. The other bloke you use, predictably, was a total dickhead, .............again. Trainers look like they bolt when they see him coming, and who can blame them. It's not a good look on one of our showcase days.

Aah...well there in lies the problem. The advert on Facebook showed a picture of a very attractive mature....I would estimate aged around 70 year old woman. The product was called Stay Hard and only cost a couple of hundred US. The soup mix is what arrived in the mail.

Thank you for your translations. Very helpful indeed. While we are at it, could you possibly explain how I got this purchase so mixed up. Thanks.

Yes...I know i'm getting old Yes, I know our industry would be stuffed without these folk flocking to the country to do the hard yards BUT....can we please get some translations across the bottom of the screen so I can understand what they are saying regarding the horses performances I thought I was in the food court at Howick after the second at Wingatui.

At an asking price of $32 million, there has been some interest from overseas studs but It is my understanding no ink has been sighted on paper. There has been suggestions of a large Auckland developer doing a heap of due diligence including discussions with Council about zoning changes from currently allowable lifestyle blocks to medium and high density housing. But my money is on it being sold to one of the large power companies who can then utilise the existing pylons running through the property to build a solar farm, And won't that upset the locals big time !!!

I just turned the tele on to watch the 2YO race at Matamata. There's a hairy gorilla providing the odds.....fair dinkum......ten chins and a shirt that he wore at boarding school, and kept as a souvenir. And to add to the totally unprofessional image being projected, there a thick mat of hair growing through the shirt. I nearly threw up over the screen. I'll bet you $10 there's a couple of year old cream donuts and some rotting Big Macs under each arm pit. For fark's sake..........lift your game.

"And we would like to thank the owners, especially those who travelled from locations that far exceed that shithole we call Awaapooooni.............."

Baahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaa New Zealand Racetrack management are leading edge. NOT. Complete fucking idiots.

Have to say I am impressed with Rory since he has come back for the Summer. He has been an excellent addition to the riding ranks, but it is his demeanour and maturity that are certainly evident.Those years in the Sydney competitive environment and his close association with the Waller stable have proved extremely beneficial. Well done Rory.

Group 1 Day - well done to the track manager for presenting a PERFECT track but.........I have never seen such a small crowd on a Group 1 day. Where is everyone??????? Is the Trackside presentation with their massive crew that good, that people would rather stay home????

Naturally Mr Kennedy will have his travel costs reimbursed, because he is so highly revered , as a money magnet for the TAB. For all those other participants, from the Deep South to North Canterbury, you can all suck it up and get stuffed.

Has Pitty had a fallout with Greg? No pre or after race interviews with Michael or Matty. I miss his worldly wisdom, especially the punting strategies.

Restricted.......unlikely mate. I take an occasional Pick 6, with very limited success, with the NZ TAB, my punting is nearly always with Ladbrokes, with slightly better success 😛 Appreciate the get well thoughts. Cheers. I keep thinking that Holy must have been an little ankle biter terrier dog in another life.....you know the ones that continually yap and yap and yap and then bite when you look away. And' don't start on me Holy, I'M NOT IN THE FARKING MOOD OK

There are a lot of negatives with being housebound.- it's not normally my go, but I'm a bit under the weather at present and like it or not, I'm stuck in front of the television for extended periods of time. This morning I've already viewed a number of news and sporting websites, checked the fields for this afternoon, both here and in Australia, and had a couple of cups of tea, some toast and honey, and of course emptied the catheter and taken the copious quantities of prescribed so- called "grumpy reduction" medication. But there has been one big highlight this morning. Whilst looking at the Ladbrokes website, I noticed a race coming up at HORSESHOE INDIANAPOLIS. It got my attention straight away. I've been there, to a conference a few years back. It's a huge complex with racetrack and casino and hotel and conference centre. So I look at the upcoming race, and there is a horse in there with a name that I immediately think "hey idiot, this must be here for a reason, why don't you put a few bucks on it" scenario. So I did and I now have my punting pot for this afternoon. You have a good day Pam. Thank you.

Obviously a grammatical error....words were all mixed up. I received a sentence and got locked up after a sex incident. It happens all the time. Pity someone dobbed me in. There you go...fixed it.