KickintheKods

I just turned the tele on to watch the 2YO race at Matamata. There's a hairy gorilla providing the odds.....fair dinkum......ten chins and a shirt that he wore at boarding school, and kept as a souvenir. And to add to the totally unprofessional image being projected, there a thick mat of hair growing through the shirt. I nearly threw up over the screen. I'll bet you $10 there's a couple of year old cream donuts and some rotting Big Macs under each arm pit. For fark's sake..........lift your game.

"And we would like to thank the owners, especially those who travelled from locations that far exceed that shithole we call Awaapooooni.............."

Baahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaa New Zealand Racetrack management are leading edge. NOT. Complete fucking idiots.

Have to say I am impressed with Rory since he has come back for the Summer. He has been an excellent addition to the riding ranks, but it is his demeanour and maturity that are certainly evident.Those years in the Sydney competitive environment and his close association with the Waller stable have proved extremely beneficial. Well done Rory.

Group 1 Day - well done to the track manager for presenting a PERFECT track but.........I have never seen such a small crowd on a Group 1 day. Where is everyone??????? Is the Trackside presentation with their massive crew that good, that people would rather stay home????

Naturally Mr Kennedy will have his travel costs reimbursed, because he is so highly revered , as a money magnet for the TAB. For all those other participants, from the Deep South to North Canterbury, you can all suck it up and get stuffed.

Has Pitty had a fallout with Greg? No pre or after race interviews with Michael or Matty. I miss his worldly wisdom, especially the punting strategies.

Restricted.......unlikely mate. I take an occasional Pick 6, with very limited success, with the NZ TAB, my punting is nearly always with Ladbrokes, with slightly better success 😛 Appreciate the get well thoughts. Cheers. I keep thinking that Holy must have been an little ankle biter terrier dog in another life.....you know the ones that continually yap and yap and yap and then bite when you look away. And' don't start on me Holy, I'M NOT IN THE FARKING MOOD OK

There are a lot of negatives with being housebound.- it's not normally my go, but I'm a bit under the weather at present and like it or not, I'm stuck in front of the television for extended periods of time. This morning I've already viewed a number of news and sporting websites, checked the fields for this afternoon, both here and in Australia, and had a couple of cups of tea, some toast and honey, and of course emptied the catheter and taken the copious quantities of prescribed so- called "grumpy reduction" medication. But there has been one big highlight this morning. Whilst looking at the Ladbrokes website, I noticed a race coming up at HORSESHOE INDIANAPOLIS. It got my attention straight away. I've been there, to a conference a few years back. It's a huge complex with racetrack and casino and hotel and conference centre. So I look at the upcoming race, and there is a horse in there with a name that I immediately think "hey idiot, this must be here for a reason, why don't you put a few bucks on it" scenario. So I did and I now have my punting pot for this afternoon. You have a good day Pam. Thank you.

Obviously a grammatical error....words were all mixed up. I received a sentence and got locked up after a sex incident. It happens all the time. Pity someone dobbed me in. There you go...fixed it.

Wingatui was looking mighty fine for trackwork this morning. A huge effort from the local trainers who had the task of clearing the plough to get things started. Every man...... and his dog turned up.

Love this pic taken yesterday at Eagle Farm. That's one proud mum and a very happy daughter.

Too true. I strapped myself into the Lazyboy anticipating a rocket fueled afternoon of exuberance. I ended up asking the nurse for a rectal suppository to get some relief from the pain.

Get on Race 1 No 1 at Stewart Island Picnics today: Sniffy McSnifface

RUSSIAN CONQUEST – Jockey L. Cassidy stated that his mount settled further back than anticipated and had to make up too much ground on entering the home straight.