Thomass Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 As Georgy refers to Cammo Lammo...and to be fear it's a hum dinger that only a pig hunter cum bushman would wear... ..thick az..unkempt...and full of yesterday's beans ready for a quick feed if he gets hungry during a race... So why haven't the rest of the wee community joined in...just like the rest of modern society who're too tight and f in lazy to buy a razor? What about a goaty on Matty Cammo...he'd look pretty cute actually Chinese lookalikes Opee and Vinciatti Colgianni...fu man chu's... Lethals horseshoe mo...ala Hulk Hogan...only lethal types wear them... ..and handle bar stick on ones for Danielle and Sammy Spratt...just because it'd be hilarious ..actually Opee would be good to go with a soul patch too...that's called practical application for possible future endeavours.. Moi has designer stubble though...the Princess loves rubbing her soft hands through it and then sits back and just watches me for the rest of the evening...salivating... ...who could blame her?? Quote
Flagship uberalles Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, Thomass said: As Georgy refers to Cammo Lammo...and to be fear it's a hum dinger that only a pig hunter cum bushman would wear... Moi has designer stubble though...the Princess loves rubbing her soft hands through it and then sits back and just watches me for the rest of the evening...salivating... ...who could blame her?? Is the air still leaking from the valve of the princess Thomass? 1 1 Quote
Poisoned Dwarf Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 Vindaloo Colgan has Indian Khan on his pedigree page, so a full Sikh beard and a turban would be appropriate. 1 Quote
jess Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Thomass said: So why haven't the rest of the wee community joined in...just like the rest of modern society who're too tight and f in lazy to buy a razor? Why haven't they Thomarss? The question should be - why would they? Why did he? Why would anyone? ? 1 Quote
Kakama Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Thomass said: As Georgy refers to Cammo Lammo...and to be fear it's a hum dinger that only a pig hunter cum bushman would wear... ..thick az..unkempt...and full of yesterday's beans ready for a quick feed if he gets hungry during a race... So why haven't the rest of the wee community joined in...just like the rest of modern society who're too tight and f in lazy to buy a razor? What about a goaty on Matty Cammo...he'd look pretty cute actually Chinese lookalikes Opee and Vinciatti Colgianni...fu man chu's... Lethals horseshoe mo...ala Hulk Hogan...only lethal types wear them... ..and handle bar stick on ones for Danielle and Sammy Spratt...just because it'd be hilarious ..actually Opee would be good to go with a soul patch too...that's called practical application for possible future endeavours.. Moi has designer stubble though...the Princess loves rubbing her soft hands through it and then sits back and just watches me for the rest of the evening...salivating... ...who could blame her?? Got any pics of the princess..... 1 Quote
Thomass Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 20 hours ago, Flagship uberalles said: Is the air still leaking from the valve of the princess Thomass? I've told her to stop the Naan bread which only encorouges her irritable bowl function to kick in f u... ..mix that with her fav. Rajasthani red chillie dish and she can explode like a f in rocket heading to outer space...with a stink that only a skunks mother would love ...but the rules are if shes about to release a strong one in the boudoir...She slips out quietly... ...opens the window and aims the substantial massive ass she pocesses at the pesky nosey neighbours... 1 Quote
Thomass Posted June 1, 2018 Author Posted June 1, 2018 17 hours ago, jess said: Why haven't they Thomarss? The question should be - why would they? Why did he? Why would anyone? ? The Racing fraternity are very conservative jess... Any type of beard, stubble, mo, pencil mo, goaty...indicates a personality that shouts "f you" Can you imagine a wee Jock addressing the Buttress of Dedford...with a Soul Patch under his wee bottom lip for example?? The Semi Royality wouldn't be able to concentrate knowing where one of those could lead her to...it'd encourage a meeting of the classes and send society into social breakdown.. Look where Lady Chatterely ended up...in the straw by the dirty pig pen with the Gardener not doing his gardening...and he had a Soul Patch 1 Quote
Flagship uberalles Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 31 minutes ago, Thomass said: I've told her to stop the Naan bread which only encorouges her irritable bowl function to kick in f u... ..mix that with her fav. Rajasthani red chillie dish and she can explode like a f in rocket heading to outer space...with a stink that only a skunks mother would love ...but the rules are if shes about to release a strong one in the boudoir...She slips out quietly... ...opens the window and aims the substantial massive ass she pocesses at the pesky nosey neighbours... Wow what a honey, now I see why you want her all to yourself...I can but dream!!? Quote
Poisoned Dwarf Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 On 30/05/2018 at 10:08 PM, Poisoned Dwarf said: Vindaloo Colgan has Indian Khan on his pedigree page, so a full Sikh beard and a turban would be appropriate. And if he's got enough Tikka he could go and ride for Ben Curry 1 Quote
von Smallhaussen Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Thomass said: ...opens the window and aims the substantial massive ass she pocesses at the pesky nosey neighbours... speaking of ass - Mrs vS went to the Doctors for a checkup and came home and said that the Doc said she was in real good shape and healthy. I said "what did he say about your 60 year old arse?" she said - he didn't ask about you! ? 2 1 Quote
barryb Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 12 hours ago, Thomass said: I've told her to stop the Naan bread which only encorouges her irritable bowl function to kick in f u... ..mix that with her fav. Rajasthani red chillie dish and she can explode like a f in rocket heading to outer space...with a stink that only a skunks mother would love ...but the rules are if shes about to release a strong one in the boudoir...She slips out quietly... ...opens the window and aims the substantial massive ass she pocesses at the pesky nosey neighbours... Do you still have pictures of Jacinda on your ceiling? 2 Quote
Newmarket Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 19 hours ago, barryb said: Do you still have pictures of Jacinda on your ceiling? He took it down, replaced it with s mirror above his bed! Now he’s getting aroused!? 2 Quote
Thomass Posted June 4, 2018 Author Posted June 4, 2018 On 2/06/2018 at 1:11 AM, barryb said: Do you still have pictures of Jacinda on your ceiling? Don't need to bazza... Cindy is indelibly imbedded in the noggin...so much so that when I'm sending the Princess to paradise...every night for 3 hours.. ..I can't get Cindy out of my mind and it's really her I'm sending there... Although I think with the hormones racing around her at the mo I detected a wee mo growing across the upper lip... ...guess it's natures way to make her less delectable to the male and bi- female population.. ...not here though.. 1 Quote
barryb Posted June 4, 2018 Posted June 4, 2018 3 Hours? I imagine the princess is bored shitless with that effort, not to mention sore. 1 Quote
Thomass Posted June 4, 2018 Author Posted June 4, 2018 You've got a lot to learn Bazza...were not talking about 'countrycuzzie' lovemaking here... ...it's about sophisticated stuff that us city boys have perfected... ...I can send the Princess into hysteria by just looking at her...nothing about touch.. ...when it comes to that time though you country racing bumpkins would no doubt be easily influenced by the 'La Mer' title of the Estée Lauder moisturiser at 520 Bucks...thanks very much...they saw or smelt you coming.. ...made from dirty stinking kelp and naturally trod down with the sweat of 7 day old Shepard's socks... ...when a simple chia seed butter and quince mash with a dash of Whale vomit at 13.99 works just fine... ...so I've got more to spend on classy inebriation... while you're dishing out dirty Wakatoo stinking swamp water... Were supping on RSV 2012 Port in a spa up on a penthouse...overlooking the greatest liveable city in the World... 1 Quote
barryb Posted June 5, 2018 Posted June 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, Thomass said: You've got a lot to learn Bazza...were not talking about 'countrycuzzie' lovemaking here... ...it's about sophisticated stuff that us city boys have perfected... Masturbation? ...I can send the Princess into hysteria by just looking at her...nothing about touch.. When you have snapped her in the nud at the neighbours while you are perving through the curtains? ...when it comes to that time though you country racing bumpkins would no doubt be easily influenced by the 'La Mer' title of the Estée Lauder moisturiser at 520 Bucks...thanks very much...they saw or smelt you coming.. ...made from dirty stinking kelp and naturally trod down with the sweat of 7 day old Shepard's socks... ...when a simple chia seed butter and quince mash with a dash of Whale vomit at 13.99 works just fine... ...so I've got more to spend on classy inebriation... while you're dishing out dirty Wakatoo stinking swamp water.. Thomas you drink the water that went through my toilet cistern, I specially added some lovely red wine flavouring for you yesterday. Were supping on RSV 2012 Port in a spa up on a penthouse...overlooking the greatest liveable city in the World... You shifted to Melbourne? Comments contained above. You are really a wet dreamer Thomass. Quote
Thomass Posted June 5, 2018 Author Posted June 5, 2018 The poor wee buggas today... 5C with a wind chill factor of 3 frozen packets of peas down the y fronts and /or panty region... The Feds should take pitty and provide mulled wine after each race and sod the inebriation test... They'll all be wishing they had the full 'Cammo'...on down the neck as well...and kept their nasal and ear hair untrimmed... Why cultivate it when it grows wild around the ass region they say... ...today's your answer Quote
Newmarket Posted June 6, 2018 Posted June 6, 2018 On 31/05/2018 at 3:29 PM, Thomass said: As Georgy refers to Cammo Lammo...and to be fear it's a hum dinger that only a pig hunter cum bushman would wear... ..thick az..unkempt...and full of yesterday's beans ready for a quick feed if he gets hungry during a race... So why haven't the rest of the wee community joined in...just like the rest of modern society who're too tight and f in lazy to buy a razor? What about a goaty on Matty Cammo...he'd look pretty cute actually Chinese lookalikes Opee and Vinciatti Colgianni...fu man chu's... Lethals horseshoe mo...ala Hulk Hogan...only lethal types wear them... ..and handle bar stick on ones for Danielle and Sammy Spratt...just because it'd be hilarious ..actually Opee would be good to go with a soul patch too...that's called practical application for possible future endeavours.. Moi has designer stubble though...the Princess loves rubbing her soft hands through it and then sits back and just watches me for the rest of the evening...salivating... ...who could blame her?? This picture won’t be far from the truth! 1 1 Quote
curious Posted June 6, 2018 Posted June 6, 2018 No. I don't think the Princess can read. Thommo certainly can't. 1 Quote
Flagship uberalles Posted June 6, 2018 Posted June 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Newmarket said: This picture won’t be far from the truth! She just needs a bit of hair on the top lip! 1 Quote
Thomass Posted June 10, 2018 Author Posted June 10, 2018 If the princess wore a top like to the boudoir that she'd be on the exchange list quick smart... ...just as well she wears black lace 24/7... Tell me girls...what's It like having to smooch your man with that disgusting fungus hair on the moosh? ...poor Cammos misses have to navigate through that mass of bush...and last night's KFC special meal leftovers 1 1 Quote
Al Feilding Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 On 11/06/2018 at 10:24 AM, Thomass said: If the princess wore a top like to the boudoir that she'd be on the exchange list quick smart... ...just as well she wears black lace 24/7... Tell me girls...what's It like having to smooch your man with that disgusting fungus hair on the moosh? ...poor Cammos misses have to navigate through that mass of bush...and last night's KFC special meal leftovers I love it, disgusting..OhDear Quote
Thomass Posted June 17, 2018 Author Posted June 17, 2018 Of course the 'classy' Auckland Jocks like Leafal have progressed to the 'classy' stuble It's been scientifically proven that Women around the World find this hair type... HOT AZ...the hard prickly nature of said stubble sends the entire body of a Woman into meltdown.. ...don't want to keep repeating..but it deserves doing so in case other hot Men such as moi...don't know about the key to a woman's door...when it won't open easily... Why spend 5 Hundy on an over priced meal and French Vino when a quick arvo stubble growth does the trick? Quote
barryb Posted June 18, 2018 Posted June 18, 2018 Your beer gut and balding head hardly put you in the hot category Thomass. Did you get the princess her new strength glasses yet?. Quote
The Diceman's Been Posted June 18, 2018 Posted June 18, 2018 This is one argument you can't win Tomarse. You know it - everyone knows it. You own the ugliest blow up doll in the Universe. She is so ugly - When she plays in your sandbox even the cat kepts covering her up. And you can add any of these to describe her.......... Synonyms for ugly adj unattractive awful grisly grotesque hideous horrid unseemly unsightly animal appalling bad-looking beastly deformed disfigured foul frightful gross hard-featured homely ill-favored loathsome misshapen monstrous not much to look at plain repelling repugnant repulsive revolting unbeautiful uncomely uninviting unlovely unprepossessing Quote
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