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Trackside's DISGRACEFUL treatment of NZ Thoroughbred Racing


Thomass

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Just how RANK has the Trackside Thoroughbred product become??

ZERO atmosphere, no course presenters, virtually ZERO audio of the great sport of Kings...

They could have adopted the FAKE NEWS crowd audio that other World Wide sports of Football and Aussie League inserted...

...but as hopeless is hopeless does....ZERO, NADA...NOTHING

They accidentally retained...occasionally that is...of the Barrier gate microphone...that's f in all

Imagine a Casino pokie machine with ZERO sound ZERO flashing lights...ZERO excitement?

Up close, a Thoroughbred horse race is full of noise...Jockeys complaining, hooves pounding, whips cracking, crowd yelling their ass's off...

NZ Trackside...what paddy f in shot at

Im pretty sure the old NZRB wanted to pay back the Thoroughbred Industry for complaining how useless and incompetent they were...

And what a pay back...a PASSIONLESS, CLINICAL operating theatre like 'production'

Then punishing us with ZERO personality types such as Sweeney and Rodley in a ZERO atmosphere studio

F them

 

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I'd say he knows he's powerless....

..all he can do is promote his own outfit while realising the Sports crowd is getting the public behind them...who generally hate Racing...

Post lockdown the sporting crowds were phenomenal while racing kept its minimalist approach alive and well...

Aided and abetted by colourless media types...have you seen GET ON for example...

Then watched old videos of Tan, Rodley et el. who got personality transplants from the Zombie museum...and a sense of humour from Play School?

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Mooner!  Old Reg...what an outstanding show that was!

Yep even though the black sands are a wee way away...I managed to get to Muriwai most days while maintaining the bubble me and the Princess were eternally in...btw don't park on any local footpaths there...the yocals go even more feral?

Drinks you say...if I consumed a kilo of onions right now they'd be pickled within a blink..

How did your lockdown go...debauched?

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Imagine hearing a screaming Jockey....possibly channeling a Banshee Indian....

...but it's called ATMOSPHERE Trackside....wake the f up

Even the old time commentators used to hang a microphone outside their Comms box in Ye olde days....gets a bit of f in ATMOSPHERE going for the listeners juices to flow...

This is a Brit woman riding her first winner this week

 

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12 hours ago, Thomass said:

Imagine hearing a screaming Jockey....possibly channeling a Banshee Indian....

...but it's called ATMOSPHERE Trackside....wake the f up

Even the old time commentators used to hang a microphone outside their Comms box in Ye olde days....gets a bit of f in ATMOSPHERE going for the listeners juices to flow...

This is a Brit woman riding her first winner this week

 

sounded like u   fing bastard  tommy stop that

 

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Well Wal I've got a high pitched voice like a girl...but not that hi...

The last time I heard a scream that concerted and continuous was when I took the Princess on a treasure hunt through the dunes of Muriwai's black sands...

2 City slickers from Auckland had absconded lockdown and were doing what you do so well to the Queens Engrish...

The Princess started screaming uncontrollably as well...just like a bunch of Jockeys in a relly tight finish...

And that's what's missing Wal...have you ever heard that?

 

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On 1/09/2020 at 9:59 PM, Thomass said:

Mooner!  Old Reg...what an outstanding show that was!

Yep even though the black sands are a wee way away...I managed to get to Muriwai most days while maintaining the bubble me and the Princess were eternally in...btw don't park on any local footpaths there...the yocals go even more feral?

Drinks you say...if I consumed a kilo of onions right now they'd be pickled within a blink..

How did your lockdown go...debauched?

Crims never sleep, even in lockdown! No debauchery, but keeping the good people of the Bordeaux region employed!

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Oh c'est la f in vie for vino I say...had a cheeky number from there just the other night...

...as a punter always looking for value...not only was the Princess value for money when I rescued her from a hard life...

...but I'm currently into Montepulchianno D'Bruzzia 2019 as a get moi out when a day on the punt went west...

Cheap but not nasty...with the added value of 2 bottles in one!

Viva f in Italia I say...

 

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