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Could I be permitted to put in a nomination for the funniest comment of the year?

After today's noms came out for this weekend's Riccarton meeting, NZTR comes out with "the club may divide the MDN 1400m providing there are sufficient numbers at withdrawal time."

40 nominations!!!

Unless Canterbury trainers come up with a Matamata approach and 37 pull out, it is safe to assume they will need to split the maiden race. 10 will still miss a start as they only start 15 per race.  And god knows how many others will miss a start because they don't run industry meetings in Canterbury at this time of year.

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1 hour ago, Doomed said:

Could I be permitted to put in a nomination for the funniest comment of the year?

After today's noms came out for this weekend's Riccarton meeting, NZTR comes out with "the club may divide the MDN 1400m providing there are sufficient numbers at withdrawal time."

40 nominations!!!

Unless Canterbury trainers come up with a Matamata approach and 37 pull out, it is safe to assume they will need to split the maiden race. 10 will still miss a start as they only start 15 per race.  And god knows how many others will miss a start because they don't run industry meetings in Canterbury at this time of year.

The funniest thing about it is , they don't get how ridiculous the comment is , they're feel for the industry is non existent .

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18 hours ago, Doomed said:

Could I be permitted to put in a nomination for the funniest comment of the year?

After today's noms came out for this weekend's Riccarton meeting, NZTR comes out with "the club may divide the MDN 1400m providing there are sufficient numbers at withdrawal time."

40 nominations!!!

Unless Canterbury trainers come up with a Matamata approach and 37 pull out, it is safe to assume they will need to split the maiden race. 10 will still miss a start as they only start 15 per race.  And god knows how many others will miss a start because they don't run industry meetings in Canterbury at this time of year.

They got enough accepting to run 2 races with only 6 missing out by the looks , also split one of the 65 races so big day coming up on Saturday , some very good betting fields there , also at Te Rapa on Friday and Hastings and Te Aroha over the weekend , deep pockets required for the 3 days , along with Sydney and Melbourne having great cards listed .

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