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Fear enough...I'll take it as read you go to dance class on ya pat malone... Do you wear drag?? Heres a few graphy things to help you with the drag coefficient in today's racing...seeing as I'm feeling attracted to you this morn Paste the big bottom....look familiar?....line...across your noggin backwards On average, horse races are decided in the last 500 m of the race, at which point the speed of competitors diverges (red arrow in (a), showing data from a single race, and (b? mean ± s.e.m. of speed of horses relative to pack average, across races by finish place and race length). These were computed for each combination of three finish places (1st, 4th and 8th) and three race distances (short: distance less than 1445 m or seven furlongs and 40 yards; medium: race distance greater than 1445 m and less than 2890 m, or 1 mile six furlongs and 80 yards; long: race distance greater than 2890 m). The n value for these bins varied between a minimum of 119 individual horse starts to 2342 horse starts, with fewer starts at large distances remaining in the long races. Small margins in average speed (0.13 m s−1 or 0.9% between 1st and 5th place, (c) make the difference in winning, and horses that spend time drafting behind other competitors go significantly faster (d).

It's made my f in day bazzo....after the Princess slapped moi's hand I needed a lift One minor question if you please... Considering these f'ers have the generosity component of Boaty Mcfinboatface's uncle Scrooge f in Mcscrooge ...and they severely restrict winners...but mainly ban them... How much are they letting you in for...and if they are... ...are you making love to the boss/es behind your wife's back to get in or on??

No f'er who gives a f would give tuppence for your 'stats' statsman... If University Educated Dr.s have decided to once and for all time put to rest the notion that weight is your 0.1L=1Kg... ..and they decide to remove all variables during their empirical peer reviewed research... Im with them...not you Shoot me now if I'm wrong God.... Oh gee...I'm still here...what a f in surprise

I couldn't give a flying f if Al is bottle nosed Dolphin up to his armpits in fish from a flood Bazzy Punters have every right to know the state of things from Media inquiries If Al's full brim..he delegates the job of Media Relations and his boss Millsy takes over Media comes first...ok?

Yep....Aidan Rodders said it And he's right...Madison County got a very lack lustre...late lustre ride from Matty I hate criticism Cammo... ..and did the Stipes question the lack of urgency...off a slow pace? No The very same ride on Lizzy Mel Cup Day Sat off the back by 3L...never been there before...late lustre...again NO QUESTIONS ASKED!! At least a Jockey Agrnt has the balls to call it...Rodders could make a good Stipe No Magoo, reads sectionals ok, has balls Tick tick tick

FFS.... So J Tan tries to ring Al Chappy for a wee chat about the Track..and its prep...for tomorrow Na...too busy Cmon Al...you're a servant to the Industry... If you're too f in busy...get your Manager to phone TRACKSIDES manager and let's do this The old days of staying non compuss mentors is long gone Al Oh and that's right Youre the Head of the Track Managers Assoc. That didnt want Punters receiving the real Pen. Readings Get out of your cocoon Al...the Industry continues to FAIL PUNTERS and your part of the f in problem

Wtf?? And if that horse in receipt of weight from a previous performance...gets the perfect run...and the other faces the breeze... ...it only accentuates the advantage... ...which is how moi and many others do the form... ...but you ignore without cover...MORON Of course it helps intelligent Punters knowing that 1Kg= 2L over 3200M And good to see you've accepted it finally Let sleeping morons lie

What a f in moronic diatribe.... This peer reviewed study was done by Educated men of substance and intellect... ...not drop kicks who say "don't punt on treadmills" How stupid are you?? Its basic f in 101 research... ...you know... take the variables out of the equation to produce empirical fact based data...FACTS.... ....but you don't know... f Heres another fact...facing the breeze increases oxygen debt...never mind increased weight clueless is praising you

I can't be f'ed searching...but P Dee wharf can confirm....and if he can't any number of others can The only way to put the likes of weight deniers like you to bed is through empirical treadmill based evidence....no banked turns, no wanky sectional splits between flashing red lights, no wind ...pure unadulterated EVIDENCE ...read and readjust your weird ignorant thinking...... "Our results show that at 57 seconds that 3.88 pounds is required for each horse length. Table 1 showed that at 4f, 4.58 pounds was required and at 6f, 3.05 pounds. Splitting the difference to get 5f puts us at 3.81 pounds. At 98 seconds we had 2.26 pounds per length and 2.3 pounds for 8f. So from two different methods one analytical and one based on exercise physiology test of the oxygen consumption of a TB, basically give us the same answer. This analysis was for dead weight located at the center of gravity of the horse" They also found larger hoofs attracted more mud and any further kickback that gathered around the feet/ legs incrementally increased the weight loading...Read energy spent... ...rather than a finely balanced Jockey in the perfect position Hence the widely held belief in NZ that allowances in winter are f in GOLD Read it...weep...then tattoo it across your noggin... Carpenter looks as if he knows a thing or two...wtf knew? Not you

You're just a bunch of Neo liberal sycophantic followers of non spiritualists... ...take a tab of lucy in the sky and experience true enlightenment for once....I've signed up to Suzy... ...after witnessing her leg being pulled...I've no doubt it was Cliff...almost out of her joint....which was nearly smoking through the kinetic energy being exhibited.... ...the free session timed out and directed moi to further reading...thank da gods Getting out of our heads and stopping the thinking process is probably the hardest thing we have to do in order to let go of analyzing and logicizing everything around us. You have trusted the energy before, has it ever let you down? The only times we are being let down is when we are not following that hunch we had, that fleeting moment when we just ‘knew’ just before we talked ourselves out of it again. But, but, but are our favorite words. If you were willing to let go of these words, open your world to ‘following the energy’ and with a few exercises added more receiving from all things to your world, would you do it? For example, right now, perceive 3 spots on your body at the same time. Your feet on the ground, your hand on your tummy, your butt on the seat, perceive them simultaneously, yes, you can do it. At the same time, expand out in all directions, bigger, more and yes, still the 3 spots. And keep expanding even while you are perceiving the 3 spots. Get even bigger, expand throughout the universe! So I got the 3 spots thing and she was right...I was getting bigger... I rushed over to the Princess...who agreed... Thats when things got confusing....after I put my hand on her butt and my butt on her tummy...I got a slap So it pays to concentrate... I tried to concentrate on the Princess's 3 spots then since I'm not selfish... She said...."Gee...now where could they be"? I took the hint and followed Suzy's energy field idea...nek minute... Im in paradise...again... As Cindy says...."Let's do this"

But you're on record as saying "weight is massive"... ...but that's you...a massive set of contradictions based on sticking some of your massive stats into the massive stats machine.... ...which churns out b/s Write to Carpenter...tell him you helped Haysy's training mate Dibo...insert a neddy onto a float once...then picked up its Doo dahs He'll undoubtedly take you very seriously

The only crystal ball I like or want to read is the Princess's.... My advice to you...is leave it up to the EXPERTS Now we all know you consider yourself to be Lord f in JC himself.....in perpetuity.. ...and you'll suggest something wildly inaccurate...like the complete opposite of what Trainers think... ....but fill ya boots anyway JC

And this other Oirish neddy who's about to take off into space by the looks.. ...how good are those Oirish cameras?

Thanks Wals but... Ive got moi's hands full with not only the 'Blue Print' here...but the Princess having her hands full...nearly 24/7 Its been an absolute wild ride in the last month if you'd followed the BP big Wal... ...CLIMAXING....on Mel Cup Day with SUPATWISTA...47's was too stupid for words ...after excrllent form in higher 75 grade....and solid thereafter...back stronger after a rest ...like the Princess needs a rest...and comes back stronger...then I need a rest Its a never ending circle of depravity and debauchery...and that's only the imbibing aspect wals... Just get on

Has Carpenter accessed the latest peer reviewed evidence wrt weight affecting speed I wonder?? Over 3200M....1Kg=2L... Wheres your peer reviewed evidence?? In the long drop?

The only hope is when Sherwin questions the ride on Weigh In this week... ...and surely he will...being 'Independent' and unencumbered being a non Jockey agent ... Geurin is too matey with his Jockey mates...and Shelton will just be dreaming about Cup Day....on Tuesday

Of course the allowance 3yo's get... Carpenter will undoubtedly change his assessments in future ..after the VRC have a meeting...although Carp has alreaded signalled such a move ..and then the review of the Werribee training facility..which appears to be a harbinger for injuries

Yes Dee wharf....but she still over raced while winning... Inspect moi if I'm Wong

So VE gets the gear change today and has the freshness taken off her on the backup A Shadow Roll can work wonders...but maybe the problem is the Oirish Jock who rides on a long reign? ...and she's not used to it? The cut ground should suit...so fingers crossed the Roll works... ..although over racing can indicate they've had enough...

Crikey...didn't Bowie have a deadset shocker in the Cup?? Not only did he whip the poor bugger unmercifully...along with the careless riding charge... ...but he would have won the Cup if he'd not been 1Kg overweight! According to the EXPERT...and not some shonky wonky Donkey wannabe 'handicapper'... MARMELO wins by a Length! I almost agree over the 3200...where I use the 1Kg=3/4L over normal distances... So maybe by a nasal hair...or a horses whisker...

What a great pik of the love being shown by Winx...and her kind eye Is she saying "please I don't want to make love to a hunking massive Stud..just yet...I want to be with yous guys"?

Cant wait to find his perspective in what went wrong....and what it's like on the other side...

put them into fences...both of them Remarkably this Irish jumper went on to win the race last week! Good effort..slainte to her

This is SE having a larf...with Emilia the strapper..Was he named after her perhaps?? And is he larfing at the Feds...or the punters...or doesn't he give a f?

Oh cmon...What over 50 old fart hasn't thought they were relly relly attractive to 18 pluses?? ....Let he who cast da first stone after getting stoned or pissed be the first to cast... ...and then it helps to be mates with a Senior Sargent...so join the Po Lise social club as well maybe