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Thomass

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  1. You're the only one fighting on...pointlessly... ...Black Knight you is...armless, legless, brainless... ...and I shot your block and tackle off last week with a TIPPING MASTERCLASS... ...you love going backwards at the rate of knots... ...best you join a Coxless four methinks...
  2. Oustanding performance by the one off guest Lukas Sporamadious Radish.... If normal Radish's were that perspicacious there'd be a whole lot less arguments and we'd all get some sleep... G Simon was dumbfounded by the perspacity and simply toed the Winnie's Party line..and who could blame him after 9 years of total hands off hopeless Knats Governance.. But sure az battery Eggs arnt az yella... Radish will be making a submission to Winnie's office ...will he disguise it with a Toupe and over coat as well??
  3. Absolute GOLD de wharf... Namaste
  4. Generic is assuming I'm treating every Black type performance as 3L and under you fool... I can easily find a 10L Black Type performance as superior to a maiden win...after allowances ...whereas you can't... ...you're too stupid to realise timing each run as a 'lane race' is the Generic version of 'form analysis' you so hate If any punter is too stupid to not make a profit after a TIPPING MASTERCLASS of the Tri, Q and winner..in one... ...then I can't help them any further... ...maybe they need locking up with you for a dose of cop the f on
  5. Why do you keep producing stat after useless stat then statsman? Stats that bare no resemblance to what actually happens in real form analysis... ...you know the big ELEPHANT in your cluless perspicacity room... You treat every horse as a lane runner...no unlucky runs, no wide without cover, slow out... ...you name it...Magoo you is... ...and that's why you think 6L after the perfect trail..is the same as 6L unlucky ...Making no adjustment to your f'ed time ratings... Thats why you selected a slow maiden mid weak winner over a G3 HQ performer as I've previously highlighted Clueless inaccurate stats they is...give up Oh you have already...you don't bet here ffs You're the stranded pony ...Im the Bull
  6. I've been banned from asking to many "curly" questions...Milko ...just give Gobder a wee tingle on Earily's radio show this Wednesday "Micky...wtf is there sfa TCO 2 testing in the North Island..but quite a f in lot in the Sth...is it the massive Stake imbalance they're racing for down there" ..and then hit him midships "how come Nige Tiley got fined 5k for testing 36.4in Oz...and unluckily got tested at 36.9 in NZ...or luckily when it's 37 for a positive here...did the Feds make a wee adjustment to avoid red raw bare ass faces"
  7. The major thing evident... ..is that when you finally release the grip on your bellend for the day...to take a dump...you make a lot of people relieved..for 10 wonderful minutes...5 if your Mammy cooked grits for the morning All this from some Nobody who hasn't the foggiest about punting in NZ... The nuances and niches needed are a complete f in mystery to you... And then you foot in mouth...like no other "but you didn't tip any $10 plus" When Nothing won over 6's... The TIPPING MASTERCLASS of Tri, Q and winner...in one... ...all following the SUPERIOR FORM back to INFERIOR CLASS Recognise...you're out of your depth here...stick to Dipton and Narrabine
  8. Surely you all jest...and it's just bad luck?? This Track Manager is the Head honcho of the NZ Track Manager's Assoc. So he must know what he's doing... ..and who doesn't like the smell of fresh grass clippings ffs??
  9. You should know Waipa have a shocking record of abandonments bazzo.. Greg Chitty got the verti drainer purchased..but that didn't help a whole lot... And this springs rapid arrival from Heavy az to dry az...was the reason it was abandoned today "inconsistent footing from the 800 to the 600" No slipping... Small battling clubs like this one have had their time....valiant volunteers does not a professional racing industry make... Move on
  10. You two deserve each other #footmouthhole Even the frogs can measure an Arc...
  11. The #hotaz Zoey Bird bird from @AtTheRaces has dug her stillettoed hoof in and said.. ...keep off the rail..even though it looks hot...the centre is the place to be... #proofsinthepudd
  12. You should have been killing it lately wals The maiden winner of the last at Kaka... G3 form back to Maiden mid weak HTF did that end up 2 for your hard az earned one?? It was money for old rope ffs...tell moi you're following the Blue print wal you do know it don't you? and then Marshes two maidens sent to Oz..for an ezy az kill...after finishing within a L of Deja Blue in Black f in type Sacre f in bleu...multi those two up with yours...how did yours go btw??
  13. It was an aside to your bff.... ...and I trust the trainer for 20%... ...when moi's SUPERIOR FORM IN POPULATION BASED STATS I.E BLACK TYPERS...REVERT BACK TO YOUR CLASS...DUNCE ...and 30% if fresh up...
  14. I've found a special Tweet...just for you You wet bus ticket moi...I'll smash ya https://mobile.twitter.com/MarlowLuke/status/1047757367150931968/video/1
  15. HTF did you manage to turn this post into a Blinkers fiasco?? FYI I've never said BO first time is the bee f in all... I have said look out for BO fresh up...especially superior trainers Experts like Davo plays with minds though...just like I'm fiddling with yours..enjoy On off on off...like Vega...will he insert them back on for the biggy??
  16. Oh and the knob of butter of course.....you should know how big a knob...leave it wit you
  17. Tip for the day... Always put a drop of vanilla in Wals...I do with the rice pudd..but the secret is the slow cooking...oh and Aborio rice...best
  18. Tell you what... ..email Davo...tell him you held the shovel out as Dabo put a neddy on the float... ...that you're a 'statsman'...and you have his stats...which prove he doesn't know wtf he's doing David.hayes@iknowtfimdoingyoucok.com
  19. Oh ffs, is life a bit slow at the mo c?? Its like saying "charge a fee for trial" vids... But The Levin honcho WANTS TO VIDEO them...at NO COST pfffft..stick "information cost recovery" wtsds...
  20. Remarkably...even though Nige Tiley got pinged for TCO2 in Aus back in August with Megablast...5K fine....which Bowboys would have slipped him... ...At 36.4...which is a Negative result here... ...Tiley luckily tested 36.9 with Brighton last year...0.1 outside being charged NO NRTH IS testing has been carried out for weeks... ...just the Sth...how weird is that... ..oh besides one...BEE TEE JUNIOR..wtf? Did they see Randy Lacy with a tube in his mitt...heading from the latrine after a quick Colonic?? Real weird And they expect us to "trust them" yea na
  21. Bog?? Did she mention flashing the dimples to the Stipes..then just receiving a warning for reckless selfish riding??
  22. Do you go to sleep at night dreaming these clueless theories up or have they changed your meds back? If you were in control we'd have no sectional timing, gear changes a mystery, late rider changes only for those listening in... ...and Twitter would be tweetless... Twit....
  23. Keep your Half witted stats to yourself statsman David Hayes " He's got blinkers on for the first time which is a little bit of a trick we've used over the years in the big Group Ones."
  24. Reading further about the Caskey case...hard case az... This horse had so many Cobalt supplements...it's a wonder it didn't turn Grey... ...an extra boost on race day morning...no wonder it was 400...when the limit is 100... But Caskey makes a very good point...Do the RIU test every winning sample? 17] Mr Caskey said he did not dispute the RIU’s Summary of Facts other than that the figure of 30mls of Palamountains Equine Plus being given to “Kaliper” in the evening feed was in fact 80mls as part of a 21-day booster programme because the horse was in heavy work. He also admitted that on the morning of the race meeting at Waverley on 28 June he gave 40mls of Iron Tonic to “Kaliper” knowing it contained Cobalt as the contents were clearly stated on the label of the container. 18] Mr Caskey described his concern about the lack of information about Cobalt on the labelling of the supplements he used even though he had discovered that some of that information was on some of the associated packaging. He said he was surprised about the number of off the shelf products that contained Cobalt and it was only when he was at his vet’s one day that he discovered that vitamin B12 contains Cobalt. He described the feeds he uses and said that while the bags state that the products include B1, B2, B6 and B12 there is no specific mention of Cobalt so how could he know it was included in the feed given to his horses. 19] He then spoke about the metabolism of individual horses being different and felt the only way to assess the impact of any supplement was through regular testing. He expressed concern the RIU were not testing for Cobalt on a more regular basis.
  25. If 130 neddys are having a gambol for the day box... Punters deserve and require a peeky...ok? If that was secreted in HK...The Won Tons would be poisoned in no time..as a pay back... Dazza Weir now knows it's pointless trying to pull the wool...after he was fined...and then pleaded ignorance... ..my bet he was pulling the wool...screw him...and he was So to should NZTR screw these lying Levin jumpout trainers...
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