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Thomass

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  1. Soz Wals....you weren't meant to read that In fact that's why I wrote BIG ASS words.... wtf interpreted that for you? I'll kill him
  2. And it was a poor value day with no winner over 6's...as identified by me before racing started... I got the 35's value at 11's the place with multis on the others... ...where I told Wals to "spread it around a bit"...and "use that place value" at overs Your pissed az it was a TIPPING MASTERCLASS...unmatched $6 all up into 1100...6 horses...Tri, Q and winner in one selection...unheard of in the annals of tipping...anywhere And "Tips Mary as a back up in that" If you want to call that saver...go ahead moron Then you had the profoundly stupid gawl to call me out on tipping horses under $10... ...when I said there was only one over that...and PROVED RIGHT on the day...did I mention nothing under $6 winning?? Egg... face...all over it Multis are the key to making an excellent profit on non value days... But you're too stupid to realise...and baulk at the fact a $2 shot DOUBLES YOUR MONEY wtf knew??...not you
  3. I don't want to diss Neve... ..but she'd have to be one of the ugliest babies I've ever seen.... ..I'd be surprised if the Midwife didn't smack Cindy's ass after the squeezing and panting was over... I still have the red marks on my butt when the Doc mistakingly thought I was fugly...screw him The good news is that having 2 oustandingly good looking parents...the good genes will come through to produce a Noi York super model type..no doubt
  4. Too true... This case Is very similar to the Oliver case of 2 years ago.... Danielle is very "cavalier"...always has been...and always will be with our weak az Stipes... ...who're are wayyy to 'pally welly' with everyone... VCAT vice-president Judge Pamela Jenkins is hearing submissions on penalty on Monday with Oliver hoping to have his 20-meeting suspension reduced. Oliver was outed over his ride on eventual winner Flying Artie in the Blue Sapphire Stakes on October 12, when he angled out from behind the leader and made heavy contact with the horse to his outside. The judge said Oliver’s actions were calculated and intentional, and had created a clear circumstance of potential risk. “In my view, the applicant exhibited a cavalier attitude, which is not moderated by his explanation to the effect that jockeys will commonly try to take another horse out, notwithstanding the rules,” Jenkins said. “The applicant, as a very experienced professional jockey, is aware of the attendant dangers of placing another jockey at risk of falling and the consequential danger to other riders and horses where a fall occurs in front of a field of riders. “By forcing his mount into the pathway of another jockey and abruptly displacing that jockey and his mount out of the way, the applicant displayed a reckless indifference to the possible grave consequences.” Jenkins said Oliver displayed a cavalier attitude to the rules of racing, the paramount objectives of which were to ensure the safety of horse and rider. “If riders continue to test the boundaries in the hope of defying the clear and attendant risks associated with a particular course of action, then the integrity of the rules are undermined and the safety of riders and horses alike become victims of the pursuit of competitive advantage.” Oliver needs his suspension cut from 20 to 17 meetings to allow him to ride on Saturday, when he has rides booked on Flying Artie in the Group 1 Coolmore Stud Stakes and Highlad in the Group 1 Victoria Derby.
  5. The Levin Club is clearly gutless in this case anyway.... And if NZTR refuse to accept responsibility for the yawning f in cavern where the 'NZ punter' once inhabited... ...it's time NZ Punters started strike action...or invest in jurisdictions that actually give a f about Punters... ...oh hold it...NZ Punters already do..my bad
  6. Have you no shame in replying yet again Black Night? Of course I know the term 'saver'... I've long identified Wal as an illiterate invertebrate... with the social skills of a tramp and a sycophantasy quotient of 100% though... Hes desperate for tips and plainly broke and in the gutter... ...hence I used the term once...in case he was in dire straits and couldn't afford an equal stake...as I do The OUSTANDING TIPPING MASTERCLASS I delivered had neddys who directly followed the Blue Print... I simply dont do 'savers'...that's for losers like Wal...and yourself...although I guess you can't lose on NZ racing ...if you don't invest...as in your case... Many pro Punters invest equal units on a number of value bets in the same race I identified those two Spec. Maiden form neddies at equal units after two very similar performances...back to mid weak Why not take a 100% profit if you're investing 2 units to return 4? Or in this case the least favoured runner returned 7 units on the morning... So don't worry yourself...you haven't a clue about this NZ nuances and niches game.. ...stick to your niche of Narrabine and/or Dipton Dogs
  7. Of course Wals... When Meg comes over I'll be on the street corner rooting for her to succeed in her new role... I aiming to be on the Honorary Maori welcome party Haka list party ..to rub my nose to hers and each take a breath out of the same moment... ...and I done give a rats if she's got a cold and slobbers all over moi's nose... I'll take one for the team no probs...you??
  8. Seriously gee...get a grip Danny had the left handle bar down so much... ...that her mounts head was turned sideways as she dragged the bit through its moosh ...screwing up 4 other horse's chances... Our Stipes are clueless when it comes to safety.... ...and have accepted unquestioned... ...the crap that is 'COMPETITIVE' riding Its against the rules and she should have been charged with CARELESS at the very least... I would have given her a RECKLESS charge
  9. So you called moi a tipping FRAUD.... ...after that I posted an OUSTANDING tipping MASTERCLASS ...which you simply ignored... ...and now you've reverted to type and personal assassination of moi's outstanding genna say qwa reputation... Typical BOGAN Bazz...
  10. It's sad that someone continues to post utter crap... ..when you're legless and armless...aka the Black Knight... ...but especially so with EGG splattered all over your moosh... Accusing moi of putting up tips below $10.....when the highest price was $6 on the day...identified by moi Makes you the complete plonker off all time plonks... But you have no idea about social graces and the EMBARRASSMENT of being shown up...in short.... PANTSED...in short pants Go back to punting kindy 101... ...and get your wet manny to put some nappies on this time... ...you're making a total mess of this
  11. Houston retired due to?? Continuing jumps related injury... Vance never had a base of Jump racing education like Houston and Strawbridge had did she?
  12. That's right Wals..I'm a LOYALIST The NZRB don't give a rats about the local industry really... If they could have Computerised horse races...they would Theyd sell their souls to the Devil slot machines if they could... ...to make a sordid buck
  13. Oh f me... Did I hear the NP head of everything racing say "we had lawyers getting involved" Over the farcical Grey race...and a neddys born colour description... Usually filled out by the most inexperienced Stud Groom...after a foal is born... ...and not realising the fact the Foal will eventually turn into a Grey!! This scratching was because the description was BAY! Let there be some common sense here ffs...if the owner thinks a neddy qualifies being a GREY...but it's description is BAY...don't wait until f in Lawyers get involved....ok?? Get the Feds involved if the suits at NZTR are too stupid to fix the bleedin' obvious...the Feds know what a Grey looks like ...just look in the mirror at their Grey locks to compare... Its mindboggling how something soooo simple could flummox the suits so easily... ...after it's happened before...just fix it...ok?
  14. Wtf haven't you gone to remedial reading yet?? 4 RACES...not horses.. PILLOCKS ARE U... The last 3 races in one...Tri, Q and winner...just repeated for you Magoo $6 spend all up for $1111...that's got Emergency Flashing Red lights all over it... Spectacular tipping...even in your dickhead lingo Wtf does "couple a few combos up" mean to you Magoo? All horses with superior form... In superior races...back to mid weak And a NZ nuance thrown in ...."this trainer does not usually back them up" A sure sign the neddy was ready to win...bolted in But NZ nuances and niches are a complete mystery to you...arnt they?
  15. Unfortunately she's always doing it.... If you want to see ILLEGAL riding...I.e. Left handlebar down...when you're in the trail and pocketed on the turn....pushing 4 horses out...from their RIGHTFUL POSITIONS Its nothing to do with 'COMPETITIVE'.... Not only does it cause injury to other horses...but it's highly dangerous wrt other jockeys...especially inexperienced Apps... So what did the Feds decide to do...10 meeting suspension for careless riding?? Na...a f in Warning ffs.... Read it and weep D Johnson (ANNIE OKAY) – Issued with a warning after shifting out passing the 450 metres forcing TAV IT UP, BIRDIE BLITZ, BLUSHING HEIGHTS and THEONLYWAY wider on the track.
  16. PD...Instead of the Needles in the Berries game with the Princess... I decided to play the needle in the Haystack one.... ...she's on her hands and knees looking...while I come in from behind and give her a prick on the Ass.... Its great fun and ultimately satisfying And it shows what a mountain out of a Haystack was made when the Feds highlighted a problem... ...instead of just ignoring the nutbar f'ers... ...who craved power...and rotten berries at the tip
  17. Oh moi gawd How the f does this program get away with opening the show... ..with a half hour of Arstralian reviewing... when it's A NZ SHOW FFS?? Seriously Mick...get your producer sat on your boney knee... ...and point out the EXPERTS from Arstralia do Arstralian review shows...Ok? NZ review shows are here to encourage INVESTMENT in the local product... ...which is sadly lacking Thats why Bernie has got the LOVENZRACING moniker up and running...to promote NZ Racing...it's that simple Not the NZRB's letter of intent to increase Arstralian betting... ffs its like we're another state of Arse
  18. Isn't it great the 'EGALITARIAN' society we fought for so long...and binned by the Righteous Right so Donkey could play a few rounds of pith and putt with Presidente's... ...is BACK!! A mix of hard working blue collar...and white collar fraudster property developers... ...gettin lessons in hard work from salt of the Earthers... Nothing beats that
  19. It's true...I took the Princess to Noi York so we could 'Groupy' follow Cindy The princess has never before told moi she's 'bi'... ..but I'm now suspecting it could be true... ...and frankly it's a turn on.... Is that wrong?
  20. Hilarious stuff chup face... Hows the tip I gave you going?? You know...superior form in superior class...racing back in inferior class Like moi's long labeled tip of following SUPERIOR METRO OZ form...back to NZ... ...and HK SUPERIOR FORM... like BORN DRAGON at 14's FO Born LOSERS like you and Woddy should get that needy tattooed across the noggin... backwards and forwards... Or Superior Nth Island form...down to the Mainland You know...that Jap named neddy 2 weeks ago...at 30's...with the 3kgs claim Gold over gold When are you going to cop the f on?
  21. This shows what a complete moron you is... My bff Wals...asked moi for selections...just to repeat in case you can't read.... ...MORON I identified little value on the day...apart from one at 35's and 11's for the place...finished 3rd at 11's...the other two FIRST AND SECOND I then told dear Wals to multi a few up...."spread them around" I said nek Minute...Trifecta, Quinella and winner...all IN ONE... From 4 races...the previous finishing 2nd... on a day when the longest price was 6's And you being as THICK AZ TWO SHORT PLANKS Complain about my tips being under 10's Thick az pig plonk is praising you fool.... Go back to Punters dunce reform class...idiot
  22. Shocking accident.... Women contemplating Jumps riding should think twice... Its a matter of fact women break harder when they fall... Great attitude from this brave grave girl but it should never have been an option
  23. It's like I've got an identical twin Gav!! Come back Gav...these RIGHTEOUS RIGHT have no f in idea about running a country The previous evil Knats...were in the pockets of big business and basic Governence passed them bye bye... ....basic stuff like INFRUSTRUCTURE...was a complete mystery to them And now it's JACINDA time.. Suk it up and enjoy the ride LOSERS
  24. So the organisers wanted to get filming of these MAJOR jumpouts up for Punters... ...as is now required in Victoria...it's Da RULES OK?? And for some reason they asked the trainers for their opinion...wtf have they got to do with it you may ask? "no, we don't want them filmed...it'll affect the sale of said neddys...if potential buyers see how bad they gallop" WTF!! The lamest most blatant lie ever... ..it's all about these trainers setting up a PUNT for them and their owners...nothing less No wonder the industry is a basket case then... These trainers have no idea about how they'd cope without the PUNTER.. Running for ribbons is what they'd be doing every week ffs...that's what NZTR need to tell these idiot trainers to get the F off your high horse...stop lying... ...and let the punters have what they want ...easy az...just do it
  25. And that's the best you've got...NILLER My bff Wal arksed moi...I gave it to him...you hate being proved wrong that superior performance...read class....back to inferior...is SUPERIOR Ive proved it countless times and you're incredibly jealous about it... For some reason you hate high priced place bets and shorts at $2...doubling your already good multi Why cant you get your custard head around something so basic? Oh that's right...you treat unlucky exactly the same as beaten 6L every chance ...among a myriad of other things NZ 'racing'..that's beyond you Stick to Redcar
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