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Do you think there's any chance that Fwankie's in love with this girl??

Is that your best Bazz? Besides it can't be moi's because the Maldives looks nothing like your mighty polluted Whakatoo.... ...or your fav fast food drive through...

What the.. Where did I say ANYTHING at all about the arrangement...or criticising Cambridge or even NZ ffs? Of course being a celebrated hoarseman you'd know the longer a neddy is confined in a small stall the greater the chance of an event...especially colic and travel sickness

Say it ain't so Weas?? Maybe his Besty Sir Donkey..will get him on the aboard of ANZ? Perhaps he's not a big fan of Slimon Bwidges...who told Nath off when he described the CHCH mass murder deaths as.... "unfortunate deaths"

So what's the 'handicapping model' we should be using? HK, NSW, Vic?? Oh that's right that's what we use...Brits?? Where the female allowance is already 'built in'.. Whats the 'shangri la' of handicapping bliss? What about measuring each neddys stride at full tit...along with the cadence...before their careers start... ...weight carried correlating to body weight....all that stuff Surely with all of these new technology's we have available these days a brand new model is within our grasp... ...Handicapping Robots using AI...and that's not artificial inseminating robots either..

Let's face it.. ..poor McKenzie was being interviewed by a feckless neophyte in Earily.... ...he had to get down to Earily's level of gross ignorance on the subject at hand... ..don't worry about Deano...he's got the record behind him...along with the likes of Vella Fella and Dame Christie McDonald close behind... ...if they can't manage the situation no f'ers can...

One of the GREAT races of recent times if not the best... ..not only that but caught wide...with Dettori having to drop further back than the normal handy...and travelled the furthest distance in the end ... thanks to GPS confirmation... ...superbly ridden..one slap and the rest spent showing her the whip...enjoy

Being a top class 'hoarseman' Reefer..you'd know travelling from Blackpool to Blackpool Pear is a tad different to Ye olde colonial travel to Nu Ziland from old Blighty... ...Early in my career I dealt with a number of shuttlers...Yes the 'science' of travel has improved...but it's still fraught with danger... My point of top class horses like RL being subject to more stringent insurance protocols stands...once bitten... The Lindsey's will lose heavily over this...and obtaining a similar horse in future will be extremely hard imo

Some lovely dreams in this thread... ..now all yous fellas need to do is... ...get elected by your pears...then go forth and multiply your dreams...best

PLLLLLLease...you're spoiling the memories of the Maldiving... ...I know you and your Besty went to Englaise as a 2nd lingo class...twice removed ...but Retro to R 3 means that after Race 3 they decided Race 3 was run on H10....even though Punters thought it was H11 when betting... ...but Races 1/2 were still run on an H 11...at the start of the day... ...the same az Otaki at H 11...but a 25L difference.... ...so in the eyes of stakeholders...supposedly exactly the same...when it wasn't... ..Hope that helps.. don't get back Magoo

Oh not you too...Is Magooish catchy at your alma mater? I said "at the start of the day" Both were H 11...Rots changed retrospective to R 3.... With pen. Readings supplied Punters could have factored in a possible change at Rots... ...and would have realised at a glance Otaki was wet az all day...H 15 ...like behind your ears Magoo Keep up or go back to school

So at the start of the day, Punters...you know the ones who are the MOST important...and keep the game sans Racing for Ribbons... ...get told both tracks are H11...in other words Prima facie...exactly the same Turns out they were nothing of the sort...what a f in surprise... One ran 25L faster in fact...thanks NZTR/RIU.... purveyers of b/s information....rubber stamped by the hopeless Track Managers who insist that pen readings SHALL NOT BE GIVEN OUT under any circumstances... ...even though one was actually H 15...not H11 And they wonder why Punters have buggered off to Sports Betting... "Keep the Punters in the dark like mushrooms...as they can't be trusted with correct info for fear of getting confused" Yea...that..DICKHEADS

Oustanding race horse and now Stud ROARING LION's emergency colic op could have massive repercussions for the future of shuttle stallions here... NH Studs will be gun shy about this in future for sure...obtaining insurance could be almost impossible in NZ... And it highlights how ridiculous it is to still deny artificial insemination has a place in the Thoroughbred Industry... ...how absurd it is to travel these highly expensive Stallions to the other side of the World then.. ...simply restrict numbers to a certain level for each Stallion...and were in business... ...meanwhile Rl fights for his life...the video shot while he was in quarantine is telling.... ...flaring nostrils indicating pain before he was allowed out into the paddock... where Groom Corbin twigged he wasn't right.. https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraKingDXB/status/1154565159114792960

It's great you're so concerned turnsey... Of course your contribution is on a par with a single cell amoeba...and that's greasing the monkey somewhat... While you've been concerned I've been diving with the Princess in more ways than one...the Maldives are only for the elite of the elite though...so you're...not invited...sadly Hopfully the Princess gets what she's been craving....

Shocking scenes at Rotorua Hedley...Trackside Radio reported ALL horses were ok..when the clearly weren't...fair dinkum Rodgy's horse got caught midshps on getting up and was catapulted into the air with another 2 falling in the meelee.... ...there's something bad about that Rotorua track when it comes to falling... The sooner NZ adopts the new colour change of fluoro yellow sighter strips that the Brits have adopted...the better...

Soz ATA...been girding the loins after Maldiving with the Princess.... ..it looks like this place has been az boring az batbung since I've been away though? Back to seriousness however...those supercilious silks of sophistry have az much knowledge about Apps as a corrupted Russian App that's been Trumped... ...if you know what I mean... If you told them 13 races in a row were won by Apps in the CD...and another 10 in a row at Timaru...they'd still be wanting evidence that Apps are GOLD... ...especially in an H 11 bog... "0.1L = 1Kg" is about az stupid as stupid does...you just can't tell, 2 in particular, who went to the same Uni...and travel around in a MGBGT... ..nuttin'... ...they keep on pulling the supercilious sophistry card out...then roll it down each other's legs...with the hood down...and they're in Ecstasy Self flagellation it's called...alma mata style...yuck

You really have to laugh at this though ata.. Herman tries to organise a tipping contest...but even his mates didn't want to turn up!!! Hilarious stuff...they knew they'd be totally embarrassed by their lack of perspecuity... Theyd be ignoring bias, thinking they were on Pegasus to get them into the one one... ...the classic ones already mentioned of no unlucky runs, wide without cover, or overacing...but the new one " any horse racing at this time of the year will handle ALL tracks... courtesy of Bazz...no wonder he's gone into hiding... Id be embarrassed to bits....

The problem was I Posted Mark Mac as "what a loss" and he destroyed the good tone by inferring there was an affair going on...after calling my posts "shit" I think we all know what shit is...its publicly shaming someone whose given good service to the industry when commenting on their private lives...

Then why did you change the metric to 0.5L after I told you the CORRECT one..which has nothing to do with opinion? Each Rating point once into Heavy is equivalent to one second...FACT Id stop posting if I was you...if you keep misreading actual facts like the two Apprentice allowances being wrong? All you needed to say was "as you were" like the previous time you were wrong...instead of defending misreading the results Just let it go and move on is my advice

So you allow him to post the Sthern Comms was having an affair... ..but you deleted my retaliatory post for calling moi's posts "shit"? Get ya priorities sorted.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with calling him a moron when he couldn't read this at the bottom "and always FREEDOM to post your views and opinions (Still Free!)." If he's dislexic...fair enough...maybe his mommy could read it to him if he thinks it's a fair question?

Now you're being deliberately ignorant... The difference between 10/11 and 11/12 is still @6L after 6mls...not 0.5L you imbecile... Just as a background...we used to have unlimited Heavy when the pen readings were divulged... Punters should be able to observe at a glance a H Trentham 16 ...to a close to 10 at H11 for example ones bottomless..the other not...yet were not allowed to be told...

I'm sorry but you're like any poster here... If you tell us fake news it needs to be pointed out... You gave out fake news and failed to admit it was wrong fake 2 fakes in fact...and as Winn says "2 fakes make you wrong twice"

Thanks Freda... ..if you can just confirm... Its effing H 10 Heavy....and goes to H11...Are you entitled to scratch without penalty?

It's actually WORSE....6mls on an H 11 is 6L difference... Thats MATERIALLY AFFECTED even in a MORON's head... The RIU were trying to Heavy Vile with more of their nonsense... ..like fining Jockeys for fisting the finish.... ...OUT OF CONTROL..