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Nothing wrong with calling my proboscis the 'olde fella' fgs!! Im sorry you were raised in the Bretheren brother but it's not my fault you have the shock absorbers of a marshmallow If you keep demanding more tips I'll be posting a Caro shot in a pose that would leave you wanting more... ...and you wouldn't want to be led into temptation would you?

Anyone know wtf Shelton was on about on his yea na segmen today?? Something about an anon correspondent to the Informant giving it to somebody?? Was it Shelton or something? Thank da Lords it's the last show of the season next week... This show was meant to be HARD hitting and dealing with controversies... ...but all they come up with was the 'na' segment...and loads of Arstralian racing..which is covered on Arstralian review shows... ...although Guerins fake smile was kinda cute Anyway Dean McKenzie's on next week in the 1 1/2 hour Finale show for the season And the Arstralian shows get to go on for another 2 months...promoting their Racing Industry ...at our expense... Blardy marvellous

Bazzo...When you start adding up your losses properly...16/3...Te Aroha...those... ...How can we trust your claim of a maze balls ROI's if you can't do a simple math equation?? 1+1....your turn

Who doesn't like the look of a good set of Muffs?? Maybe Matty Camo...but hey they sure did the trick Wiley Waller Still...you didn't need to be Iron Stain to work it out... ...when the Jocks says f yes...and the trainer watches, listens then learns... you just get on f in board don't you??

Oh my...The gawl You call moi every name under the sun...then expect me to acquiesce to your ridiculous request Do you think I've got dickhead village idiot tattooed on the olde Fella or something?

Don't make yourself look any more goosey than you are... Of course I did...to help out the bloke who kept asking for tips everyday... You can't even add up your losses accurately but you still get the grovellers pleading with you to keep posting 44 losers in a row....or was it 48?

So onto the Derby...interesting Berry said if only he'd stayed on the fence..he wins...yep Derby Not Donnie For Madison Madison County's co-trainer Andrew Forsman and jockey Tommy Berry agree that next Saturday's Australian Derby is the right target for the three-year-old, not the Doncaster Mile, following his second in the Tulloch Stakes behind Angel Of Truth. "We have always thought, providing he ran an honest race today, and looked like he'd stay, that's what he'd do," said Forsman. "I know some people would like to see him in the Doncaster but I'm just not convinced he is that sort of horse, and I know Tommy shares the same opinion." Punters Intelligence reveals what was obvious to the eye, Madison County moved strongly into the race, running the fastest splits from the 800-200m before his last 200m (12.39s) ranked third. Tommy Berry was critical of his own ride after the race, “I think I’ve probably cost myself the win there. At the 600m, I had a chance to follow the fence and would of ended up behind Corey (Brown, Angel Of Truth) on the corner. I just didn’t think he was the right horse to be following. If I follow the fence we probably win.” Forsman also said that stablemate The Chosen One will likely join Madison County having won the Manawatu Classic (2000m) at Awapuni on Saturday.

Wake the f up...of course I did... after constant harassment I simply gave the dissenters and moaners an ABSOLUTE MASTERCLASS... The Tri, q and winner of the last 3 races...IN ONE...From 4 races tipped...the other 2nd.. Very similar to the other haranguing I received where the very next day I showed an actual TAB screen shot turning 2 hundy into 10k...on a lazy Friday ACTUAL evidence.... Please stop supporting the losers and tosses incorporated...who can't even add up let alone apply Pi to their form analysis ignorance

Yep 2 good points.. ...he ran a bit like a delicate filly wearing ballet shoes too.. ..and who could blame him in that well worn track? He certainly didn't bound yesterday with a blanky on though!

And he's back...just like Magic.. Youre very welcome here Herman... ...but this show is a rollicking, entertaining non vanilla one where nobody suggests killing themselves anymore... ...which you and pete tolerated... ..indeed pete told me to harden up...and you said...where, where did bogan say that? ...where it was plain obvious where... And you obviously missed the MASTERCLASS in tipping that I gave the non believers You may also have missed the fact I only tip Punters into how to CONSISTANTLY win The Blue Print to a champers life style and decadence beyond a Lutheran/Bretheren wildest dreams...with loads of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED hotties to make even a Herman blush... Come back into the bosom Herman.... I promise I'll go wet nanny gentle with you and pete... Just relax and let yourself go wild...

Now that's what you call a great run from this horse The rail bias was severe at that point of the day... This is an absolutely top class neddy

Talking of Poor Paulineinski... what about that MASSIVE tick bite she had on her cheek...while addressing her gun totin, bogan fush and chip lurvin fat eaters Those suckers dig into the skin with their wee ugly heads like a burrowing pig into slops.... Then Pauline was near tears describing how she'd never ever want 20 mill from the NRA and it was just the piss talking ...haha...You can't beat the old hidden camera trick to blast a blatant racist out of the slops

What.. the channel where 5 peeps chat amongst each other... back slapping, hollering and hootering themselves into a state of euphoria... ...with Herman licking the bogan to death...who returns like the Black Knight armless and legless ...and then forgets to do basic math after getting inebriated?

You should have a look at a few of his latest winners down South..top class potential...don't think a couple of rides on Hurdlers will dent him HQ would have laid it on for him yesterday...luxury suite, dinner, sham pain, connections... ...his eyes would have beeen poking out like goolies when Pauly drove him down K Rd though...

So we get it...BAKAR has a whip problem... KINGSGAURD wins by a head...after breaking the whip rule And no correspondence will be entered into..thanks very much for coming anyway Its a farce...it's already happened this year in the G1 Telegraph... but both riders broke the whip rules...So who cared? Nabber McNab and Matty whipped away to their hearts content without a care in the World Do that in France, Ireland, England now and your gonnnnnne...for a long time Time to bring that in here

And she settled so much better ATA! When a doyen trainer and smart Jock tell the public of how much better she was in training and on race day with them... ...only a stupid punter wouldn't listen After the race Waller made special mention about giving this type of info to PUNTERS ...he knows he'd be running for ribbons without them

So gutsy...certainly didn't run like a 34/1 shot! If the Track improves...which is never certain at this time of the year in Sydney...watch out

So 9 neddys rated at value...you back all 9 or is it still only top 4 you indulge?

Wow what a win by The Almond...over 1800 too..far short of her best The Arc and Enable is going to be one hell of a race... What a shame Winx wasn't there last night https://mobile.twitter.com/WHR/status/1112015995181387776

Good work that person alerting Racing NSW that INT will be having the BB re-applied... ...no thanks to our RIU who couldn't give a monkeys... ..although typical Aussies...they've given him a sex change in transit... ...no wonder Carmen did quite well over there In A Twinkling To Use Barrier Blanket At Rosehill (Saturday) Please be advised that due to an oversight, IN A TWINKLING did not utilise a barrier blanket in the New Zealand Derby, however, for tomorrow's race (Race 3, No.2) at Rosehill Gardens, permission has been granted for a barrier blanket to be re-applied and as such, will be listed as a gear change for the filly.

Don't worry I've personally informed the Stipes that this is the case.... At least the Auckland Racing Club have finally been informed their employees f'd up No thanks to the RIU In analysing the form...Arstralian Punters have the right to know the reason for IAT bounding, losing 2L at the start, settling 14th instead of the trail... ...and losing the race by a sniff

At least you recognise the laissez- faire nature of Knat Governence... The model the Thoroughbred Industry has to operate under...including dragging along two other codes... ...is simply intolerable.... Thoroughbreds should stand alone...in partnership with the Australian Industry... ..because they're inexorably linked... ...thank God they've finally decided to go part way

Fair dinkum...Only in Queensland would this happen ..were the Stipe checkers pissed on Dr. Jurds Jungle Juice? Horse runs in wrong race at Rockhampton about an hour ago by Luke Sheehan Plain 'N' Simple, purporting to be AuthadaneImage: Sky Racing There was a late scratching in the last at Rockhampton on Thursday after it was discovered the horse had erroneously run in the previous race. Local trainer Julieann Lancaster had Authadane (race six) and Plain 'N' Simple (race seven) engaged in the final two events on the card. However, rather than Authadane stepping out in race six, it was Plain 'N' Simple - the trainer later conceding she simply mistook which race each of her two geldings were engaged in. Plain 'N' Simple was supposed to run in the last. Authadane was rated a $101 chance in race six, and the horse racing as him - Plain 'N' Simple - finished 11.15L off the winner. However, the 'Authadane' result was later officially disqualified. Lancaster later pleaded guilty to one charge under Australian Rule of Racing 227(a), with a decision on penalty adjourned after stewards heard submissions. The Rockhampton stewards' report read: "Following the declaration of correct weight, steward G. Meek drew to the attention of the Chairman of Stewards that a possible error had been made in identifying, AUTHADANE. "Following further investigations with trainer J. Lancaster, it was established that PLAIN 'N' SIMPLE, which was engaged to race in Race 7 had raced in Race 6, stewards ordered this gelding be declared a late scratching from Race 7 at 5 o'clock with the following deductions applicable: -0 cents in the dollar on the face value of win bets -3 cents in the dollar on the face value of win bets for the place -6 cents in the dollar on the face value of 2nd place bets "At a subsequent inquiry it was established that trainer J. Lancaster had saddled the incorrect horse for Race 6 as she was of the opinion that Plain 'N' Simple was to race in this event and AUTHADANE was engaged for Race 7. "Trainer J Lancaster pleaded guilty to a charge under AR 227(a) in that her negligence in failing to correctly identify AUTHADANE as the horse engaged in Race 6 had led to a breach of AR 99(b) as the incorrect horse had been presented to start in the relevant race. After hearing submissions on penalty stewards adjourned this matter. "However acting under AR234, stewards ordered that AUTHADANE be disqualified from this event. In addition the Chairman of Stewards will provide a report pertaining to this incident to the Acting Commissioner QRIC." Acting Racing Integrity Commissioner Mark Ainsworth said the investigation into the mix-up remains ongoing. "The Queensland Racing Integrity Commission will carry out an independent investigation into an incident that occurred in Rockhampton yesterday when a horse scheduled to run in race seven, ran in race six instead," Ainsworth said in a statement. "A stewards' inquiry was opened into the incident yesterday and has been adjourned pending further investigations. "The Commission takes these incidents seriously and the independent investigation and the stewards inquiry will be thorough."

Bean Did you do set ups of Fluffin Guy and Donkey...in bed together... ...screwing the Racing Industry? Winn offers hope instead of Guys hop step and jump the hell out of the way... Cindy's now a recognised World Leader while Slimon is still in his jammies salivating...that he wishes he could...