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Was the Derby draw a FIX...or just F'ED up??


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Holy shit...where's da time gonnnnne...it's like moi's never been away!!

Anyway when da shit hits da fan one MUST post...to draw attention to the hopelessly inept RIB's red facetime moment

Let's get straight to da shit..

 

Did anybody...per chance... get to see the live Derby draw??

 

Alors...let moi take you through it

 

2 tables of Mow Et bottles with a simple number underneath...that being the barrier draw

Table to the left...with 5 bottles on the far right hand side...all cosied around one another...all CORRUPT or INCOMPETENT like... sitting there glistening in the setting sun

Cut a long story short...someone...maybe Craig Baker...forgot to tell the RIB's Brady..."I've put all the numbers together and they need to be mixed up before the owners reps go up to select a bottle of bubbs...ok"?

So where were the first 5 barrier numbers?  You smarties guessed it...ALL cosied around one another on the left table to the far right..

Reece Trumper..as smart as chips...sees the blindingly obvious pattern....when it's his turn...after the first 4 have gone... of the 5 cosied up...

selects the last bottle of the group of the cosy 5...and gets 5!!!!

Holy fuck...quelle surprise eh Reecey???

Now this could be a massive coincidence...but I'm betting my left it's a 'holy f'in shit...we forgot to move the numbers around" moment

It'd be f in hilarious if it wasn't for the fact this type of cock up has a wee sniff of possible corruption attached to it...did the 'mixer' tell any stakeholder what they'd done??

And it comes from a long line of cock ups when gimmicky barrier draws shows are being held...just ask our neighbours...

 

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1 hour ago, Thomass said:

Now this could be a massive coincidence...but I'm betting my left it's a 'holy f'in shit...we forgot to move the numbers around" moment

 

Does your "left" grow back each time you lose it?  My recollection is you have lost it often.

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Too short to back for mine and very hard to see her get beat. Looked at this field in depth last night and decided there was value in a place bet. Settled on Mosinvader who was 31/5.50. Wake up to the price now 14/3.50 so I will watch and enjoy without a bet. Regarding the Sunline take a good look at the first 3 or 4 past the post as it will be very difficult for the fillies who now race at Taupo on 8th March to back up in the Oaks 8 days later

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20 hours ago, Chief Stipe said:

Does your "left" grow back each time you lose it?  My recollection is you have lost it often.

It's true me and eye have a connection to Obama...both use our lefts...some say too often

Alors...a bit more information for your divulgence..

The left table had 3 rows...3-2-3

The middle row had barriers 1 & 2

The left row had 3-4-5 barriers

Now poke me in the eye with a hot poker and call me Admiral Nelson if you like...

But even he with a telescope up agin his blind left could calculate the chance of a random 5 numbers in a direct cluster would be @...17 divided by 1...5 x ...carry the 1 then 2 x 4 =

@ 0.00000135...give or take a bit

Five/8's of f all yet the RIB and Auckland Thoroughbred Racing would have us believe it was '"random az bro"

What would save them from looking like a red assed baboon ready to mate...is to admit they f'ed up and for the RIB to say to the industry..."screw gimmicks...we're sending in the numbers police from now on"

Simple az bro

 

23 hours ago, Chief Stipe said:

Does your "left" grow back each time you lose it?  My recollection is you have lost it often.

 

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Just now, Thomass said:

It's true me and eye have a connection to Obama...both use our lefts...some say too often

Alors...a bit more information for your divulgence..

The left table had 3 rows...3-2-3

The middle row had barriers 1 & 2

The left row had 3-4-5 barriers

Now poke me in the eye with a hot poker and call me Admiral Nelson if you like...

But even he with a telescope up agin his blind left could calculate the chance of a random 5 numbers in a direct cluster would be @...17 divided by 1...5 x ...carry the 1 then 2 x 4 =

@ 0.00000135...give or take a bit

Five/8's of f all yet the RIB and Auckland Thoroughbred Racing would have us believe it was '"random az bro"

What would save them from looking like a red assed baboon ready to mate...is to admit they f'ed up and for the RIB to say to the industry..."screw gimmicks...we're sending in the numbers police from now on"

Simple az bro

 

 

Oops...that should read the right row on the left table ffs!

3-4-5 on the right row

Simple az

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11 minutes ago, Chief Stipe said:

But what advantage did Te Akau gain for their least favoured runner?

Never suggested anyone was in the know...

But of the first 6 selections...4 were from the cluster of 5..1-2-3-4

Make your own conclusions from whatever...

I suggested smart az buttons Reecey saw the pattern and dived in without inside knowledge...

if his neddy gets Black Type...he should be bonused by Big Davo IMHO

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On 29/02/2024 at 1:30 PM, Thomass said:

Holy shit...where's da time gonnnnne...it's like moi's never been away!!

Anyway when da shit hits da fan one MUST post...to draw attention to the hopelessly inept RIB's red facetime moment

Let's get straight to da shit..

 

Did anybody...per chance... get to see the live Derby draw??

 

Alors...let moi take you through it

 

2 tables of Mow Et bottles with a simple number underneath...that being the barrier draw

Table to the left...with 5 bottles on the far right hand side...all cosied around one another...all CORRUPT or INCOMPETENT like... sitting there glistening in the setting sun

Cut a long story short...someone...maybe Craig Baker...forgot to tell the RIB's Brady..."I've put all the numbers together and they need to be mixed up before the owners reps go up to select a bottle of bubbs...ok"?

So where were the first 5 barrier numbers?  You smarties guessed it...ALL cosied around one another on the left table to the far right..

Reece Trumper..as smart as chips...sees the blindingly obvious pattern....when it's his turn...after the first 4 have gone... of the 5 cosied up...

selects the last bottle of the group of the cosy 5...and gets 5!!!!

Holy fuck...quelle surprise eh Reecey???

Now this could be a massive coincidence...but I'm betting my left it's a 'holy f'in shit...we forgot to move the numbers around" moment

It'd be f in hilarious if it wasn't for the fact this type of cock up has a wee sniff of possible corruption attached to it...did the 'mixer' tell any stakeholder what they'd done??

And it comes from a long line of cock ups when gimmicky barrier draws shows are being held...just ask our neighbours...

 

Where have you been…. Behind bars?

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15 hours ago, Thomass said:

Never suggested anyone was in the know...

So it isn't a conspiracy then?  I gather had changed with your modus operandi!!

15 hours ago, Thomass said:

But of the first 6 selections...4 were from the cluster of 5..1-2-3-4

Statistically not impossible.

15 hours ago, Thomass said:

Make your own conclusions from whatever...

I conclude that it wasn't a statistical anomaly.

15 hours ago, Thomass said:

I suggested smart az buttons Reecey saw the pattern and dived in without inside knowledge...

Yes he is a very smart young man with a very good Thoroughbred pedigree.

15 hours ago, Thomass said:

if his neddy gets Black Type...he should be bonused by Big Davo IMHO

Why?  The horse's black type is of no value to the syndicate.   The horse is a gelding bought cheaply at Karaka.  How does getting black type benefit DC Ellis?

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On 2/03/2024 at 8:26 AM, Chief Stipe said:

So it isn't a conspiracy then?  I gather had changed with your modus operandi!!

Statistically not impossible.

I conclude that it wasn't a statistical anomaly.

Yes he is a very smart young man with a very good Thoroughbred pedigree.

Why?  The horse's black type is of no value to the syndicate.   The horse is a gelding bought cheaply at Karaka.  How does getting black type benefit DC Ellis?

What's wid da CONTANT contrary maryness??

Sometimes one just has to admit shit...that our ICONIC race...the Blue Riband Derby...had its draw organised by a bunch of f in amateurs who didn't take due care

Of course Lotto 1-2-3-4-17-9 is not statistically impossible...if the numbers are jumbled in a machine

 In the Champagne scandal...1-2-3-4-5 were in a wee corner all by themselves...with fairy dust sprinkled all over them

Why did the 'lucky' 4 selectors of the first 6 simply ignore the first 3 bottles on the left row and keep diving for the cluster of 5?

Reece must've looked at the board...observed the GIANT "statistical anomaly" sticking out like a puss filled black head and thought "f moi...that 5 marble MUST be where 1-2-3-4 were" 

Voila!!!  Sacre Blu!!!

As for Black Type...last time I looked BT was worth more for 3rd than 4th...incredible I know

Big Davo attaches his advertising to the fact he buys BLACK TYPE performers

He loves nothing more than buying from Cambridge Stud, improving their broodmares along with rubber stamping his judgement

This F UP needs to be front footed by RIB's Mike zilch transparency Clement...publish what went wrong and fix it going forward...not backward

BUT Reefton has never been more right when he said "RIB f me...what transparency...it's all smoke'n'mirrors"

And his mob grow the best green in Te Waipounamu...so he should know

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2 hours ago, Chief Stipe said:

At the end of the day @Thomass 's conspiracy theory failed.

Of course that's my point...

When the INTEGRITY of a process is highly F'ED/ INCOMPETENT...

,,,and stats such as 4 of the first 6 'selections' tapping the grubby cluster of 5

One MUST always be aware of corruption in a WAGERING industry

One of the 'selectors' was NZ Bloodstock's Jones...was he viewing the tables from the NZB cafe with a pair of high powered bi knocks...then selected Barrier 2 from the dirty cluster..

That's the conjecture that arises when INTEGRITY processes get handed over to a bunch of amateurs who polished off the left over Mow Ett's before the draw

Did  ATR's office boy Craig Baker tell RIB's Brady...

"Hey Brady boy...the numbers are all under the bottles after you arrived late...just need mixing"

Brady..being in the RIB and hard of hearing "sweet az brother...you've mixed them already...onya"

"yeana....hahahaha...good one Brady"

FFS

Specsavers have even branched out into cheap az hearing aids now...

Brades needs to visit for glasses as well...after he continually misses Sammy Spratt flicking her mount's flanks in consecutive strides...by pretending to show them the whip...who knew neddys had eyes on their flank eh??

 

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After dusting off all the peripheral stuff.....in plain English, it is not enough for a process to be impartial, it must be SEEN to be impartial.  Above reproach.

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1 hour ago, Freda said:

After dusting off all the peripheral stuff.....in plain English, it is not enough for a process to be impartial, it must be SEEN to be impartial.  Above reproach.

You've been reading my mail Freda!

REPROACH is exactly the same word I used in the RIB letter

If the industry decides on a GIMMICK type barrier party...there needs to be one organisation involved...the RIB...and NO office boys from ATR splashing Mow Ett all  over the show...like they should've done with their barrier numbers

When Big Davo hears he's been a part of a shit show he'll spit tacks he wasn't in on the farce

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Just now, Thomass said:

You've been reading my mail Freda!

REPROACH is exactly the same word I used in the RIB letter

If the industry decides on a GIMMICK type barrier party...there needs to be one organisation involved...the RIB...and NO office boys from ATR splashing Mow Ett all  over the show...like they should've done with their barrier numbers

When Big Davo hears he's been a part of a shit show he'll spit tacks he wasn't in on the farce

Nothing has changed has it Thomass.  You still talk a load of crap.  We wait with bated breath for your latest whip saga!

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1 hour ago, Chief Stipe said:

FFS who's complained except @Thomass ?  

The first 4 home draw 9, 1, 10 and 16!

The last 4 drew 4, 2, 13 and 3!

Totally irrelevant of course

What I would say is a 200/1 outsider drawing the ace..slotted an easy run all the way...while Davo's choice of 10 had to be used up...slotting one behind the roughy who than ran down Te Akau's horse who had a harder run

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