Thomass Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 Holy shit...where's da time gonnnnne...it's like moi's never been away!! Anyway when da shit hits da fan one MUST post...to draw attention to the hopelessly inept RIB's red facetime moment Let's get straight to da shit.. Did anybody...per chance... get to see the live Derby draw?? Alors...let moi take you through it 2 tables of Mow Et bottles with a simple number underneath...that being the barrier draw Table to the left...with 5 bottles on the far right hand side...all cosied around one another...all CORRUPT or INCOMPETENT like... sitting there glistening in the setting sun Cut a long story short...someone...maybe Craig Baker...forgot to tell the RIB's Brady..."I've put all the numbers together and they need to be mixed up before the owners reps go up to select a bottle of bubbs...ok"? So where were the first 5 barrier numbers? You smarties guessed it...ALL cosied around one another on the left table to the far right.. Reece Trumper..as smart as chips...sees the blindingly obvious pattern....when it's his turn...after the first 4 have gone... of the 5 cosied up... selects the last bottle of the group of the cosy 5...and gets 5!!!! Holy fuck...quelle surprise eh Reecey??? Now this could be a massive coincidence...but I'm betting my left it's a 'holy f'in shit...we forgot to move the numbers around" moment It'd be f in hilarious if it wasn't for the fact this type of cock up has a wee sniff of possible corruption attached to it...did the 'mixer' tell any stakeholder what they'd done?? And it comes from a long line of cock ups when gimmicky barrier draws shows are being held...just ask our neighbours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 1 hour ago, Thomass said: Now this could be a massive coincidence...but I'm betting my left it's a 'holy f'in shit...we forgot to move the numbers around" moment Does your "left" grow back each time you lose it? My recollection is you have lost it often. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huey Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 I thought all the barrier draws were rigged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 20 minutes ago, Huey said: I thought all the barrier draws were rigged? So are you suggesting the least favoured Te Akau horse is the one to back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nod Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 3 hours ago, Huey said: I thought all the barrier draws were rigged? They used to be --back in the days when the clubs made the allocations 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huey Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 16 hours ago, Chief Stipe said: So are you suggesting the least favoured Te Akau horse is the one to back? I would not suggest anyone backs against the filly! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 54 minutes ago, Huey said: I would not suggest anyone backs against the filly! It is short enough to lay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huey Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 3 hours ago, Chief Stipe said: It is short enough to lay. It's racing and funnier things have happened , but she looks to be a very superior animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingman Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 Too short to back for mine and very hard to see her get beat. Looked at this field in depth last night and decided there was value in a place bet. Settled on Mosinvader who was 31/5.50. Wake up to the price now 14/3.50 so I will watch and enjoy without a bet. Regarding the Sunline take a good look at the first 3 or 4 past the post as it will be very difficult for the fillies who now race at Taupo on 8th March to back up in the Oaks 8 days later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomass Posted March 1 Author Share Posted March 1 20 hours ago, Chief Stipe said: Does your "left" grow back each time you lose it? My recollection is you have lost it often. It's true me and eye have a connection to Obama...both use our lefts...some say too often Alors...a bit more information for your divulgence.. The left table had 3 rows...3-2-3 The middle row had barriers 1 & 2 The left row had 3-4-5 barriers Now poke me in the eye with a hot poker and call me Admiral Nelson if you like... But even he with a telescope up agin his blind left could calculate the chance of a random 5 numbers in a direct cluster would be @...17 divided by 1...5 x ...carry the 1 then 2 x 4 = @ 0.00000135...give or take a bit Five/8's of f all yet the RIB and Auckland Thoroughbred Racing would have us believe it was '"random az bro" What would save them from looking like a red assed baboon ready to mate...is to admit they f'ed up and for the RIB to say to the industry..."screw gimmicks...we're sending in the numbers police from now on" Simple az bro 23 hours ago, Chief Stipe said: Does your "left" grow back each time you lose it? My recollection is you have lost it often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomass Posted March 1 Author Share Posted March 1 Just now, Thomass said: It's true me and eye have a connection to Obama...both use our lefts...some say too often Alors...a bit more information for your divulgence.. The left table had 3 rows...3-2-3 The middle row had barriers 1 & 2 The left row had 3-4-5 barriers Now poke me in the eye with a hot poker and call me Admiral Nelson if you like... But even he with a telescope up agin his blind left could calculate the chance of a random 5 numbers in a direct cluster would be @...17 divided by 1...5 x ...carry the 1 then 2 x 4 = @ 0.00000135...give or take a bit Five/8's of f all yet the RIB and Auckland Thoroughbred Racing would have us believe it was '"random az bro" What would save them from looking like a red assed baboon ready to mate...is to admit they f'ed up and for the RIB to say to the industry..."screw gimmicks...we're sending in the numbers police from now on" Simple az bro Oops...that should read the right row on the left table ffs! 3-4-5 on the right row Simple az Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 1 hour ago, Thomass said: Oops...that should read the right row on the left table ffs! 3-4-5 on the right row Simple az But what advantage did Te Akau gain for their least favoured runner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomass Posted March 1 Author Share Posted March 1 11 minutes ago, Chief Stipe said: But what advantage did Te Akau gain for their least favoured runner? Never suggested anyone was in the know... But of the first 6 selections...4 were from the cluster of 5..1-2-3-4 Make your own conclusions from whatever... I suggested smart az buttons Reecey saw the pattern and dived in without inside knowledge... if his neddy gets Black Type...he should be bonused by Big Davo IMHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freda Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Nice to see you back, Thommo 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomass Posted March 1 Author Share Posted March 1 So nice to see you again Freda...I've missed you terribly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newmarket Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 On 29/02/2024 at 1:30 PM, Thomass said: Holy shit...where's da time gonnnnne...it's like moi's never been away!! Anyway when da shit hits da fan one MUST post...to draw attention to the hopelessly inept RIB's red facetime moment Let's get straight to da shit.. Did anybody...per chance... get to see the live Derby draw?? Alors...let moi take you through it 2 tables of Mow Et bottles with a simple number underneath...that being the barrier draw Table to the left...with 5 bottles on the far right hand side...all cosied around one another...all CORRUPT or INCOMPETENT like... sitting there glistening in the setting sun Cut a long story short...someone...maybe Craig Baker...forgot to tell the RIB's Brady..."I've put all the numbers together and they need to be mixed up before the owners reps go up to select a bottle of bubbs...ok"? So where were the first 5 barrier numbers? You smarties guessed it...ALL cosied around one another on the left table to the far right.. Reece Trumper..as smart as chips...sees the blindingly obvious pattern....when it's his turn...after the first 4 have gone... of the 5 cosied up... selects the last bottle of the group of the cosy 5...and gets 5!!!! Holy fuck...quelle surprise eh Reecey??? Now this could be a massive coincidence...but I'm betting my left it's a 'holy f'in shit...we forgot to move the numbers around" moment It'd be f in hilarious if it wasn't for the fact this type of cock up has a wee sniff of possible corruption attached to it...did the 'mixer' tell any stakeholder what they'd done?? And it comes from a long line of cock ups when gimmicky barrier draws shows are being held...just ask our neighbours... Where have you been…. Behind bars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 15 hours ago, Thomass said: Never suggested anyone was in the know... So it isn't a conspiracy then? I gather had changed with your modus operandi!! 15 hours ago, Thomass said: But of the first 6 selections...4 were from the cluster of 5..1-2-3-4 Statistically not impossible. 15 hours ago, Thomass said: Make your own conclusions from whatever... I conclude that it wasn't a statistical anomaly. 15 hours ago, Thomass said: I suggested smart az buttons Reecey saw the pattern and dived in without inside knowledge... Yes he is a very smart young man with a very good Thoroughbred pedigree. 15 hours ago, Thomass said: if his neddy gets Black Type...he should be bonused by Big Davo IMHO Why? The horse's black type is of no value to the syndicate. The horse is a gelding bought cheaply at Karaka. How does getting black type benefit DC Ellis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomass Posted March 2 Author Share Posted March 2 On 2/03/2024 at 8:26 AM, Chief Stipe said: So it isn't a conspiracy then? I gather had changed with your modus operandi!! Statistically not impossible. I conclude that it wasn't a statistical anomaly. Yes he is a very smart young man with a very good Thoroughbred pedigree. Why? The horse's black type is of no value to the syndicate. The horse is a gelding bought cheaply at Karaka. How does getting black type benefit DC Ellis? What's wid da CONTANT contrary maryness?? Sometimes one just has to admit shit...that our ICONIC race...the Blue Riband Derby...had its draw organised by a bunch of f in amateurs who didn't take due care Of course Lotto 1-2-3-4-17-9 is not statistically impossible...if the numbers are jumbled in a machine In the Champagne scandal...1-2-3-4-5 were in a wee corner all by themselves...with fairy dust sprinkled all over them Why did the 'lucky' 4 selectors of the first 6 simply ignore the first 3 bottles on the left row and keep diving for the cluster of 5? Reece must've looked at the board...observed the GIANT "statistical anomaly" sticking out like a puss filled black head and thought "f moi...that 5 marble MUST be where 1-2-3-4 were" Voila!!! Sacre Blu!!! As for Black Type...last time I looked BT was worth more for 3rd than 4th...incredible I know Big Davo attaches his advertising to the fact he buys BLACK TYPE performers He loves nothing more than buying from Cambridge Stud, improving their broodmares along with rubber stamping his judgement This F UP needs to be front footed by RIB's Mike zilch transparency Clement...publish what went wrong and fix it going forward...not backward BUT Reefton has never been more right when he said "RIB f me...what transparency...it's all smoke'n'mirrors" And his mob grow the best green in Te Waipounamu...so he should know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 At the end of the day @Thomass 's conspiracy theory failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomass Posted March 3 Author Share Posted March 3 2 hours ago, Chief Stipe said: At the end of the day @Thomass 's conspiracy theory failed. Of course that's my point... When the INTEGRITY of a process is highly F'ED/ INCOMPETENT... ,,,and stats such as 4 of the first 6 'selections' tapping the grubby cluster of 5 One MUST always be aware of corruption in a WAGERING industry One of the 'selectors' was NZ Bloodstock's Jones...was he viewing the tables from the NZB cafe with a pair of high powered bi knocks...then selected Barrier 2 from the dirty cluster.. That's the conjecture that arises when INTEGRITY processes get handed over to a bunch of amateurs who polished off the left over Mow Ett's before the draw Did ATR's office boy Craig Baker tell RIB's Brady... "Hey Brady boy...the numbers are all under the bottles after you arrived late...just need mixing" Brady..being in the RIB and hard of hearing "sweet az brother...you've mixed them already...onya" "yeana....hahahaha...good one Brady" FFS Specsavers have even branched out into cheap az hearing aids now... Brades needs to visit for glasses as well...after he continually misses Sammy Spratt flicking her mount's flanks in consecutive strides...by pretending to show them the whip...who knew neddys had eyes on their flank eh?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freda Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 After dusting off all the peripheral stuff.....in plain English, it is not enough for a process to be impartial, it must be SEEN to be impartial. Above reproach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 FFS who's complained except @Thomass ? The first 4 home draw 9, 1, 10 and 16! The last 4 drew 4, 2, 13 and 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomass Posted March 3 Author Share Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Freda said: After dusting off all the peripheral stuff.....in plain English, it is not enough for a process to be impartial, it must be SEEN to be impartial. Above reproach. You've been reading my mail Freda! REPROACH is exactly the same word I used in the RIB letter If the industry decides on a GIMMICK type barrier party...there needs to be one organisation involved...the RIB...and NO office boys from ATR splashing Mow Ett all over the show...like they should've done with their barrier numbers When Big Davo hears he's been a part of a shit show he'll spit tacks he wasn't in on the farce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Just now, Thomass said: You've been reading my mail Freda! REPROACH is exactly the same word I used in the RIB letter If the industry decides on a GIMMICK type barrier party...there needs to be one organisation involved...the RIB...and NO office boys from ATR splashing Mow Ett all over the show...like they should've done with their barrier numbers When Big Davo hears he's been a part of a shit show he'll spit tacks he wasn't in on the farce Nothing has changed has it Thomass. You still talk a load of crap. We wait with bated breath for your latest whip saga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomass Posted March 3 Author Share Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Chief Stipe said: FFS who's complained except @Thomass ? The first 4 home draw 9, 1, 10 and 16! The last 4 drew 4, 2, 13 and 3! Totally irrelevant of course What I would say is a 200/1 outsider drawing the ace..slotted an easy run all the way...while Davo's choice of 10 had to be used up...slotting one behind the roughy who than ran down Te Akau's horse who had a harder run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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