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Chris Waller on The Whip


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So Waller on the Guerin Report

He nom'd The Whip as THE biggest issue (as did his mate Messara) going forward followed by traceability, birth to death

The obvious problem here is the his 'boss' Vacuous  Vlandys "the whip doesn't hurt" 'move on' narrative 

Besides the fact Racing Australia has the impossible task of obtaining consensus from disparate Ozzie states like SA's "bash the shit out of them" and Racing Vic's "we're trying to do the best for the industry"

Waller needs to practise what he preaches by instructing jockeys like JMackSmack to simply stop bashing horses from his stable, over 23 times up the straight in a recent G1 bashathon

However with Gen Z turning up in their 1000's at the Everest, obviously the future generation don't really give a shit about welfare and Waller's pissing into the wind??

Or did they turn up to drink piss and sing about Caroline sans horses?

 

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13 minutes ago, Thomass said:

However with Gen Z turning up in their 1000's at the Everest, obviously the future generation don't really give a shit about welfare and Waller's pissing into the wind??

Well enough of them don't given the attendances at both the Victorian and NSW spring carnivals.

It's all in the mind of the declining woke generation.

Perhaps Jimmy Cassidy might make a comeback.

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9 minutes ago, Chief Stipe said:

Well enough of them don't given the attendances at both the Victorian and NSW spring carnivals.

It's all in the mind of the declining woke generation.

Perhaps Jimmy Cassidy might make a comeback.

Next you'll be wanting children to be smacked again,, or doesn't it hurt, just their pride?

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Thought you guys were trying to Tip SO NAIVE for a minute there so put $10 bucks on it lol. Finished 4th in the Sarten.

Was going to back Chiefy's ''Captured By Love , but odds were way too short. Had every chance in the run too but only 3rd.

Maybe you can excuse my Naiveness, and answer me this 🙄 . Why does she have a BARRIER BLANKET ?   What good does that do ?  Can never work it out  .  is it to make them feel like they're at home with a rug on or something to relax ? (at a guess) 

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20 minutes ago, Gammalite said:

Maybe you can excuse my Naiveness, and answer me this 🙄 . Why does she have a BARRIER BLANKET ?   What good does that do ?  Can never work it out  .  is it to make them feel like they're at home with a rug on or something to relax ? (at a guess) 

I think the idea is to lessen the feel of contact between the rump/flank areas and side of the gates which may upset some, though with the padded gates we have these days, I'm not sure they generally do much. The main benefit might be that with them on, they get to load last or late.

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9 minutes ago, Murray Fish said:

all things considering, I thought it was a top run on what looked like a testing track,..  hope she recovers well :)

Super ride too and it should have the desired effect of bringing her on for whichever Guineas race they go to.

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4 hours ago, Thomass said:

Listen up Mr Ubiquitous, call me anything but NEVER call me naive

Naive is not knowing what  Map of Japan refers to

We're not all perverts like you mate. I guarantee 95% of the population wouldn't know some obscure porno reference. You did though so I guess you're not naive - just debauched. Wear it with pride.

Well done on spelling ubiquitous correctly.

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9 hours ago, Gammalite said:

Thought you guys were trying to Tip SO NAIVE for a minute there so put $10 bucks on it lol. Finished 4th in the Sarten.

Sitting here reading your post and I hear Craig Sant talking about So Naive running in Race 2 at Darwin dogs. Couldn't help myself.  Bit short but a win is a win.

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20 hours ago, Pete Lane said:

We're not all perverts like you mate. I guarantee 95% of the population wouldn't know some obscure porno reference. You did though so I guess you're not naive - just debauched. Wear it with pride.

Well done on spelling ubiquitous correctly.

It's called being 'worldly'

A cretin could work it out from MAP OF TASMANIA, a common term for a female part of the anatomy, coined by Sir Les on Parky

to MAP OF JAPAN, what does Japan look like as you and Bazza from the Tron have desert at the back of the stand after a bowl of fatty chips?

Any 'worldly' type can look up the urban dictionary for confirmation, which some women regard as sexual assault

imagine the sad f of an owner naming their horse after a denigrating sexual act and NZTR failing to realise MOJ has absolutely zero context when naming a noble thoroughbred??

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7 minutes ago, Thomass said:

It's called being 'worldly'

A cretin could work it out from MAP OF TASMANIA, a common term for a female part of the anatomy, coined by Sir Les on Parky

to MAP OF JAPAN, what does Japan look like as you and Bazza from the Tron have desert at the back of the stand after a bowl of fatty chips?

Any 'worldly' type can look up the urban dictionary for confirmation, which some women regard as sexual assault

imagine the sad f of an owner naming their horse after a denigrating sexual act and NZTR failing to realise MOJ has absolutely zero context when naming a noble thoroughbred??

You're obsessed with sex. Get some help.

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5 minutes ago, Pete Lane said:

At least i manage to tip out winners PRIOR to the race starting. 

I'm not sure what you're referring to,

But that other butt pain Grasi questioned my boner fiddies as well

Same day I posted a lazy Friday fitty investment multi to return over 10K

He still whined and squirmed like the blockhead he is

I've been on the 'punter's promise' restrictions as long as it's been active, what does that tell you?

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Just now, Thomass said:

I'm not sure what you're referring to,

But that other butt pain Grasi questioned my boner fiddies as well

Same day I posted a lazy Friday fitty investment multi to return over 10K

He still whined and squirmed like the blockhead he is

I've been on the 'punter's promise' restrictions as long as it's been active, what does that tell you?

You're so well known for chucking out the horses you supposedly won off AFTER the race that anyone who now does that is called a Thomass.

Legend.

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