The Diceman's Been Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Memo to Deano Mac Whisky Winn has passed you the baton at this time, which can only be described as bizarrely and so inanely contrived, to come up with a magical solution to change our sick racing industry. Using the Messara report as your guideline, you and your fellow appointees are expected to somehow, magically, over the holiday period, come up with all the answers. Well, Deano, knowing of your reputation, I have no doubt you will give it your best shot, but the absolute reality is that you are going to need help, and I am happy in a very small way to assist. Deano, PLEASE DO NOT SELL AVONDALE. It would be a total tragedy if you do, on so many levels. In the next ten years, in the Western suburbs of Auckland, over 10,000 new sections with consented house plans have already been approved. The first 250 have already been titled and sold in Fred Taylor Drive with construction by 20 different building companies starting in January. The explosion in population in the West is going to be huge and Avondale needs to take advantage of this. Instead of selling it, invest in it. Have a great Christmas Deano. I have a feeling you have a few sleepless nights coming up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kihikihi Kid Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Burn the pubic stand down , replace it with a new building like they did with the new Owner/Trainers bar around 30 years ago . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLB2.0 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 23 minutes ago, Kihikihi Kid said: Burn the pubic stand down , replace it with a new building like they did with the new Owner/Trainers bar around 30 years ago . Freudian slip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 19 minutes ago, SLB2.0 said: Freudian slip I take it you believe in the subconscious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeelTheFear Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 23 minutes ago, curious said: I take it you believe in the subconscious? Unknowingly perhaps? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomass Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 6 hours ago, The Diceman's Been said: Memo to Deano Mac Whisky Winn has passed you the baton at this time, which can only be described as bizarrely and so inanely contrived, to come up with a magical solution to change our sick racing industry. Using the Messara report as your guideline, you and your fellow appointees are expected to somehow, magically, over the holiday period, come up with all the answers. Well, Deano, knowing of your reputation, I have no doubt you will give it your best shot, but the absolute reality is that you are going to need help, and I am happy in a very small way to assist. Deano, PLEASE DO NOT SELL AVONDALE. It would be a total tragedy if you do, on so many levels. In the next ten years, in the Western suburbs of Auckland, over 10,000 new sections with consented house plans have already been approved. The first 250 have already been titled and sold in Fred Taylor Drive with construction by 20 different building companies starting in January. The explosion in population in the West is going to be huge and Avondale needs to take advantage of this. Instead of selling it, invest in it. Have a great Christmas Deano. I have a feeling you have a few sleepless nights coming up. Get a grip Been... Those streets will all be turned into cycle lanes and horses will be horseona non grata.... ...besides...sell up....build a strathyr down the outside of the course at HQ, winter racing over the World famous Hill....all year round excitement... under lights in summer.... ...then training all year round...with a HK type barn in the middle ...or underground...endless possibilities Law Ree Laxon the CEO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Diceman's Been Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Thomass said: Get a grip Been... Those streets will all be turned into cycle lanes and horses will be horseona non grata.... ...besides...sell up....build a strathyr down the outside of the course at HQ, winter racing over the World famous Hill....all year round excitement... under lights in summer.... ...then training all year round...with a HK type barn in the middle ...or underground...endless possibilities Law Ree Laxon the CEO OK, it's forgive you Friday, so I'll be polite. idiot /ˈɪdɪət/ noun plural noun: idiots INFORMAL a stupid person. synonyms: fool, ass, halfwit, nincompoop, blockhead, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, cretin, imbecile, dullard, moron, simpleton, clod; informaldope, ninny, chump, dimwit, goon, dumbo, dummy, dum-dum, dumb-bell, loon, dork, jackass, bonehead, fathead, numbskull, dunderhead, chucklehead, knucklehead, muttonhead, pudding-head, thickhead, wooden-head, airhead, pinhead, lamebrain, pea-brain, birdbrain, zombie, jerk, nerd, dipstick, donkey, noodle; informalnit, nitwit, twit, numpty, clot, plonker, berk, prat, pillock, wally, git, wazzock, divvy, nerk, twerp, twonk, charlie, mug, muppet; informalnyaff, balloon, sumph, gowk; informalgobdaw; informalschmuck, bozo, boob, lamer, turkey, schlepper, chowderhead, dumbhead, goofball, goof, goofus, galoot, lummox, klutz, putz, schlemiel, sap, gink, cluck, clunk, ding-dong, dingbat, wiener, weeny, dip, simp, spud, coot, palooka, poop, squarehead, yo-yo, dingleberry; informalwing nut; informaldrongo, dill, alec, galah, nong, bogan, poon, boofhead; informalmompara; vulgar slangknobhead; vulgar slangasshat; archaictomfool, noddy, clodpole, loggerhead, spoony, mooncalf "that idiot was driving far too fast" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk2_Zephyr Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) Ain't a sh*t show in hell the racing board, mackey mouse or whoever they call themselves will get a dime out of Avondale. Don't need to pull the main stand down, it is solid az, the roof and side windows need work and then just gut and refurbish the many rooms. Everything is there. Then get a couple of sharp operators (Club oriented) to assist on renting the separate rooms for all kinds of different activities, open one of the bars again on racedays and bobs your auntie .... Oh yeah and GIVE US OUR CUP, GUINEAS and CONCORDE back. ? ? ? Edited December 14, 2018 by Mk2_Zephyr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Heard that they aren't planning on going anywhere in a hurry. Sure you can remove the dates but grabbing the course......Could be some drawn out legal battles ahead, when Winston intends to approach the changes with the speed of a bullet train ,he might be slowed to the speed of a Puffin' Billy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hesi Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Yep, why wouldn't you with 200 million at stake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huey Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Its a sign of how pathetic NZ racing has become when all some people can do is point a finger at a club who have a great track to race on and say they have a crappy stand which is probably true for 80% of the courses in NZ. Long live Avondale I say! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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