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Memo to Deano Mac

Whisky Winn has passed you the baton at this time, which can only be described as bizarrely and so inanely contrived, to come up with a magical solution to change our sick racing industry. Using the Messara report as your guideline, you and your fellow appointees are expected to somehow, magically, over the holiday period, come up with all the answers.

Well, Deano, knowing of your reputation, I have no doubt you will give it your best shot, but the absolute reality is that you are going to need help, and I am happy in a very small way to assist.

Deano, PLEASE DO NOT SELL AVONDALE.

It would be a total tragedy if you do, on so many levels.

In the next ten years, in the Western suburbs of Auckland, over 10,000 new sections with consented house plans have already been approved. The first 250 have already been titled and sold in Fred Taylor Drive  with construction by 20 different building companies starting in January. The explosion in population in the West is going to be huge and Avondale needs to take advantage of this. 

Instead of selling it, invest in it. 

Have a great Christmas Deano. I have a feeling you have a few sleepless nights coming up.

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6 hours ago, The Diceman's Been said:

Memo to Deano Mac

Whisky Winn has passed you the baton at this time, which can only be described as bizarrely and so inanely contrived, to come up with a magical solution to change our sick racing industry. Using the Messara report as your guideline, you and your fellow appointees are expected to somehow, magically, over the holiday period, come up with all the answers.

Well, Deano, knowing of your reputation, I have no doubt you will give it your best shot, but the absolute reality is that you are going to need help, and I am happy in a very small way to assist.

Deano, PLEASE DO NOT SELL AVONDALE.

It would be a total tragedy if you do, on so many levels.

In the next ten years, in the Western suburbs of Auckland, over 10,000 new sections with consented house plans have already been approved. The first 250 have already been titled and sold in Fred Taylor Drive  with construction by 20 different building companies starting in January. The explosion in population in the West is going to be huge and Avondale needs to take advantage of this. 

Instead of selling it, invest in it. 

Have a great Christmas Deano. I have a feeling you have a few sleepless nights coming up.

Get a grip Been...

Those streets will all be turned into cycle lanes and horses will be horseona non grata....

...besides...sell up....build a strathyr down the outside of the course at HQ,

winter racing over the World famous Hill....all year round excitement...

under lights in summer....

...then training all year round...with a HK type barn in the middle

...or underground...endless possibilities 

Law Ree Laxon the CEO

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8 minutes ago, Thomass said:

Get a grip Been...

Those streets will all be turned into cycle lanes and horses will be horseona non grata....

...besides...sell up....build a strathyr down the outside of the course at HQ,

winter racing over the World famous Hill....all year round excitement...

under lights in summer....

...then training all year round...with a HK type barn in the middle

...or underground...endless possibilities 

Law Ree Laxon the CEO

 
OK, it's forgive you Friday, so I'll be polite.
 
 
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Ain't a sh*t show in hell the racing board, mackey mouse or whoever they call themselves will get a dime out of Avondale.  ;) 

Don't need to pull the main stand down, it is solid az, the roof and side windows need work and then just gut and refurbish the many rooms. Everything is there. 

Then get a couple of sharp operators (Club oriented) to assist on renting the separate rooms for all kinds of different activities, open one of the bars again on racedays and bobs your auntie  ....   :)                                                                                                                        

Oh yeah and GIVE US OUR CUP, GUINEAS and CONCORDE back.  ? ?  ? 

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Heard that they aren't planning on going anywhere in a hurry.  Sure you can remove the dates but grabbing the course......Could be  some drawn out legal battles ahead,  when Winston  intends    to approach the changes with the speed of  a bullet train ,he might be slowed to the speed of a Puffin' Billy. 

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Its a sign of how pathetic NZ racing has become when all some people can do is point a finger at a club who have a great track to race on and say they have a crappy stand which is probably true for 80% of the courses in NZ.

Long live Avondale I say!

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