How to hide your camel. Daft Artificial Intelligence.

[Chief Stipe]

The new big IT thing is supposedly AI i.e. Artificial Intelligence.

Quite frankly it's a load of bollocks but if you have a modicum of Intelligence you can find it all quite humorous.

For example for what reason I don't know but on Facebook I keep getting this video pop up about how to hide your camel.  The video has this attractive woman showing how to make an insert for your track suit or bikini bottoms to hide...well you know...the camel.  I'm still waiting for a video to help hide the budgie!!

Anyway on Facebook they have Meta AI which interpets the post or video and also presents a summary of people's views.  

The first Meta Ai is in the next post.

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I see someone in New Zealand is promoting a subscription service for AI generated horse betting tips.

Will put @SLB2.0 out of a job!

[hesi]

29 minutes ago, Chief Stipe said:

I see someone in New Zealand is promoting a subscription service for AI generated horse betting tips.

Will put @SLB2.0 out of a job!

Here's a comprehensive roundup of expert race-by-race selections for Saturday, 6 September 2025 at Ellerslie:

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TAB NZ – Selections for Each of the 10 Races

Via TAB NZ's Tips & Preview—from their “Punters Lounge”:

Race 1: Bosch (Barrier 😎 — well-placed, strong late work last start Tab
Race 2: I Park (Barrier 7) — improving; each-way chance Tab
Race 3: Heza Sharp One (Barrier 2) — fast finish last start; stepping up to 1600 m Tab
Race 4: Osteria (Barrier 12) — fresh up with positive barrier; looks well-placed Tab
Race 5: Mr Marigold (Barrier 9) — strong form, likely each-way Tab
Race 6: Storm Front (Barrier 11) — resumes with good trial form; expects to hit the ground running Tab
Race 7: Lodi Dodi (Barrier 2) — can improve sharply second-up Tab
Race 8: Moving Melody (Barrier 1) — resumes after long spell, good trial; each-way chance Tab
Race 9: La Crique — selected, though details limited in preview Tab
Race 10: The Prophet — resuming, strong trial; placed for bold return Tab

 

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Summary Table of Leading Selections

Race	TAB NZ (Selections via TAB NZ)	GoBet (Daryl Curnow)	JustHorseRacing (Free Picks)
1	Bosch	Khan Hunter	Khan Hunter
2	I Park	Sweet But Psycho	Santa Catalina
3	Heza Sharp One	Si Exquis	Scarlet Temple
4	Osteria	Cool ’N’ Fast (Best Bet)	Cool N Fast
5	Mr Marigold	—	Toronto
6	Storm Front	—	Hostility
7	Lodi Dodi	—	In Haste
8	Moving Melody	—	Atmospheric
9	La Crique	—	Tuxedo (Best Value)
10	The Prophet	—	Lotus

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You said:

Are you able to access the NZTR website to give selections based on your own analysis

 

ChatGPT said:

I don’t have direct access to the New Zealand Thoroughbred Racing (NZTR) website in real-time, so I can't retrieve live selections or form guides straight from NZTR. My capabilities rely on publicly available sources I can search and reference on the web—so for the most up-to-date picks, NZTR itself is the best go-to if they offer expert analysis or insights.

You said:

So you can't access trial videos as well

 

ChatGPT said:

That’s right — I can’t stream or play trial videos from NZTR, LoveRacing.nz, or Trackside directly. Those are behind NZTR’s own video platform.

 

[Chief Stipe]

43 minutes ago, hesi said:

NZTR itself is the best go-to if they offer expert analysis or insights.

Which expert?