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That's about the only way to describe todays race day at Gold Coast Turf Club's shiny new toy AKA the polytrack. Fuckwitsm is not exclusive to NZ, OH no, it's alive and well here in QLD too.

One race deleted, no each way betting in most of the card due to scr or insufficient acceptors.

I don't blame Steve Andrews, he's been crook, but Lines and his lackies are hopeless and shouldn't be anywhere near running a race club.

This will only get worse, some local trainers will experiment to see which of their horses handle the crap track, they have to I suppose, they are now held prisoners, much the same as Riccarton and Awapuni trainers are.......pale stale males and wannabe stove pipe suit wearing upstarts from dotcoms, all about to fuck a wonderful training centre and community....

The upheaval from the works oncourse will now reach a crescendo and owners will cringe as their lovely horse flesh has to be dragged up to a goat track at Beaudesert to gallop....no grass tracks here thanks very much.

So here's to the brave souls that venture to todays dirge/novelty/wake call it what you will, but it is an indication of what's to come, a year at least before the grass comes back if it does, so we shall watch with interest to see if the Sunshine Coast trainers with experience and horses that handle kickback and shifting surfaces prop up this folly with future noms and acceptances.

Just saying...

Joe.

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14 minutes ago, Joe Bloggs said:

That's about the only way to describe todays race day at Gold Coast Turf Club's shiny new toy AKA the polytrack. Fuckwitsm is not exclusive to NZ, OH no, it's alive and well here in QLD too.

One race deleted, no each way betting in most of the card due to scr or insufficient acceptors.

I don't blame Steve Andrews, he's been crook, but Lines and his lackies are hopeless and shouldn't be anywhere near running a race club.

This will only get worse, some local trainers will experiment to see which of their horses handle the crap track, they have to I suppose, they are now held prisoners, much the same as Riccarton and Awapuni trainers are.......pale stale males and wannabe stove pipe suit wearing upstarts from dotcoms, all about to fuck a wonderful training centre and community....

The upheaval from the works oncourse will now reach a crescendo and owners will cringe as their lovely horse flesh has to be dragged up to a goat track at Beaudesert to gallop....no grass tracks here thanks very much.

So here's to the brave souls that venture to todays dirge/novelty/wake call it what you will, but it is an indication of what's to come, a year at least before the grass comes back if it does, so we shall watch with interest to see if the Sunshine Coast trainers with experience and horses that handle kickback and shifting surfaces prop up this folly with future noms and acceptances.

Just saying...

Joe.

'pale stale males'!!!...are you current cake Joe?😁

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24 minutes ago, holy ravioli said:

'pale stale males'!!!...are you current cake Joe?😁

No HR, these blokes are just that, well past their use by date, all lackies of Gerry and the Chinese overlord AQUIS.......they don'y have an original bone in their bodies, can't wait to see who wins the second casino licence here, I wonder who that might be?........

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I just watched a race out of interest. Half handled it, half didn't. 5 of each I think. It appeared the jockeys on those not handling it just give up.

Still, I would probably rather bet there than at Moonee Valley. My god that is a shocking track, probably a shorter straight than anything we have in NZ.

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On 28/01/2023 at 12:24 PM, Joe Bloggs said:

That's about the only way to describe todays race day at Gold Coast Turf Club's shiny new toy AKA the polytrack. Fuckwitsm is not exclusive to NZ, OH no, it's alive and well here in QLD too.

One race deleted, no each way betting in most of the card due to scr or insufficient acceptors.

I don't blame Steve Andrews, he's been crook, but Lines and his lackies are hopeless and shouldn't be anywhere near running a race club.

This will only get worse, some local trainers will experiment to see which of their horses handle the crap track, they have to I suppose, they are now held prisoners, much the same as Riccarton and Awapuni trainers are.......pale stale males and wannabe stove pipe suit wearing upstarts from dotcoms, all about to fuck a wonderful training centre and community....

The upheaval from the works oncourse will now reach a crescendo and owners will cringe as their lovely horse flesh has to be dragged up to a goat track at Beaudesert to gallop....no grass tracks here thanks very much.

So here's to the brave souls that venture to todays dirge/novelty/wake call it what you will, but it is an indication of what's to come, a year at least before the grass comes back if it does, so we shall watch with interest to see if the Sunshine Coast trainers with experience and horses that handle kickback and shifting surfaces prop up this folly with future noms and acceptances.

Just saying...

Joe.

Is Beaudesert the closest?  or is it the only track that is prepared to allow outside gallops?

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