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Thomass

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  1. Cry me a river mate... Life's like a freaken soap opera at times and this thread is the perfect script... Bogan got into a huff when too many lefties joined...from Gorrre...f in Labour voters too...IDIOTS Herman tried to placate Bogan by having an affair with himself....to make Bogan jealous... Bogan resorted to eating a load of Chips...cooked in addictive Duck fat... ..and exploded like Mr. Creasote... Thats what happened to Bogan.... So next time you paint your fences with creasote... think of Bogan Bazz...he was rendered down...finally becoming useful Meanwhile McFly became Curious and ventured out into the real world ..and went shopping in his onsey....
  2. Well done on highlighting the extreme world of sophistry that you live by REDZELS trainer said "REDZEL NEEDS BLINKERS" You said "yea na" Its a long list of sad supporating sophistry And incredibly you don't understand what 'anecdotally' means Even allowing for the FACTS that Redzel needs Blinkers to perform You think Redzels trainer tells fairy tails Astonishing how you even got accepted into Uni let alone Kindy Were you Curious's fag at Massey?
  3. That's the advantage of being there...if you're into 'whispering' I just accept you win some lose some in relation to psychology Some horses sweat badly...but perform best that way Some in season and ready to jump...jump perfectly well and win
  4. Let's use the bogan Bazz analagy... If Bazz gets a better quality chip at HQ... It makes him happier and he performs better That directly correlates to neddys as well Insert that in your bot...sideways
  5. Certainly faster than you... Your uptake is so dromedary that you want proof Blinkers make some neddys go faster ffs Have you no shame?
  6. That's ok Reefer I know FACTS are anathema to Coasters when they're burying their noggins in Sphag...or Reefers all year long Its a pity Donnelly and his clowns were still high on life's something when it came to Race day... Al Coles was there for a Coast break to...was he eating white gold fritters out the back before the first?
  7. This is hilarious... Yet you don't recognise the fact some horses present faster stats on certain courses COURSE SPECIALISTS Tatoo that across your noggin dobbin
  8. You said it "I don't include COURSE STATS ( at this stage)" Read You want to..but you haven't got the intellect in how to assess each performance accurately... ...unlucky, slow, without cover...it's a complete mystery to you in NZ Get this, Princess Kereru operates faster around HQ than most other courses... Others, who can't handle its undulations, can't go faster than other more suitable courses...suited to their gait You walk the plank well though
  9. Imagine if you will... The energy she could have saved and the extra she would have won by If she hadn't had to kick up to pass the inside runners before the bend ffs
  10. I quoted you.. and then this "But I will add a couple of separate things. I appreciate that what I say here isn't able to be done by punters in the main. But I've described a bot of it here nonetheless. A large part of what I do revolves around the many millions of individual runner start information I have which I use to allow me comparison of performance from one track to the next for varying levels of horse." So you can't even remember how your "bot" works And then you supposedly "compare performance" from one track to the next... again seemlessly, supposedly... But ignore the likes of Princess Kereru...a CS...over something...who hates HQ Your extreme sophistry knows no limits... Average Joe knows a CS when they see it...you're too 'up yourself' to kop the f on
  11. Take wee plastic bag full.... So instead of celebrating the fact Wellington will be thronging to the course today ... Radio Live decided to cater for the lowest common denominator ...and give these handful of lunatics a platform There could be a few 'Strong words' exchanged?
  12. You're simply wrong FF did start from the stall marked 1...the outside The 3 inside gates...'the rail'...were empty
  13. It's simply accepted here... 21days is the standard go to...anything over that and I'm suspicious... ...unless the historical form lines of said neddy tells a diff story Im sorry you have no idea about this "Factors I don't consider are weight, barrier, course stats (at this stage)" this is what you said... So you're contemplating koping the f on by including... COURSE SPECIALISTS as part of your 'analytical Armageddon'?
  14. It's the Blue Print to selecting your own winners via Horse Psychology and observational anatomy!
  15. Is Wadley a cross coder or strictly Thoroughbreds? Donnelly used the excuse he only does 4/5 meetings a year... That requires instant dismissal straight off after he said that... Then the protocols need changing... The assistant starter needs to cross reference the Starters protocols as well In the event of a rider questioning the correct barrier they should be required to inform the Stipendiary Steward at the start Because the starters in the Sth Is. can't be relied upon given these last two instances.. Of RIDERS QUESTIONING THE STARTER... THEN BEING IGNORED its that simple ffs
  16. Fill ya boots before the Karaka Million field starts parading! Maozi after winning on debut at Geelong earlier this month (Image: Racing Photos) A guide to picking a 2YO from the yard Jayne Ivil 12:48pm , ( The build-up to the $1.5 million Blue Diamond Stakes (1200m) on Saturday, February 23 at Caulfield is already underway with several two-year-olds stamping themselves as contenders with strong racetrack performances. At Flemington on Saturday another group of babies will be out to stamp their Blue Diamond claims in the VRC Members Duane Rogers Plate (1200m). Viking Warrior, Outlandos, Game Keeper and Maozi all hold Blue Diamond nominations and a strong showing down the straight could see any of the quartet catapult up the betting order for February's feature. Unfortunately, I haven't sighted a single runner in Saturday's field on race day so here is a guide as to what I will be looking for: Type Given these two-year-olds are running over 1200m I will be looking for a horse physically suited to that distance, a sprinting or short-course type. Generally speaking a sprinting type will be a little shorter across the back (short-coupled), they will tend to carry more muscle mass and have a strong, powerful hindquarter. Balance is another key attribute to a good two-year-old. Balance refers to a horse spreading their weight evenly when they move, they are not weighted more heavily in front or behind and are level between their wither and hindquarter. A sign of a two-year-old who is still growing is one whose hindquarter sits higher than their wither, so when viewing in the mounting yard they can look a little downhill. Two-year-olds are generally immature and at this time of the year typically parade with lots of development to come, so pinpointing a runner that looks more physically forward or mature than its rivals is advantageous. Behaviour On Saturday, only one of the six runners is on debut, the others have all experienced race day. How a horse returns to the races at its second start is very important. On debut, horses will often parade calmly and relaxed as they don't know what contesting a race entails but sometimes at their second start they will parade more 'on edge' as they now understand what is going to happen when they head onto the track. Seeing a horse parade in a relaxed manner at its second start generally means they have coped with the pressures that come with race day and they can inwardly deal with nervous energy. On Saturday this is what I will be looking for, a two-year-old who has had a good experience on debut and has returned to the races relaxed and settled. In saying this, it is important to remember that these are inexperienced, young racehorses and like all adolescents they won't always behave the way we expect! It's not unusual to see a two-year-old calling out in the yard, jogging alongside their strapper and getting a little bit warm. They will be inquisitive and take in their surroundings (remember everything is fairly new) so as long as they are not completely melting down you can forgive some of this behaviour. A mature brain in a two-year-old is vital. These babies have a lot to cope with both physically and mentally in their training regime and new racing careers and those that are more forward often have an edge over their less-developed, potentially more talented rivals.
  17. It's a wee in joke with the racing journos there calling him Byron But Bjorn was fair going off when he was interviewed post race Magic Million day "wow...what a country..this is the best country on Earth...it's incredible...the opportunities..." Yep not a bad racing country to be fear Any mention of being a Kiwi still Byron... yea na
  18. No it's simply how our horses are trained here... 3 weeks without a race and it's often an injury problem and in need of a run UNLESS the historical form line tells you a certain horse appreciates gaps in racing Its basic 101 form analysis which the TRIUMVIRATE OF SOPHISTRY which includes you... Cant get your heads around...among a screed of others But you think you know it all.... Now how's your CS analysis going in NZ
  19. So then we have the example of Pinn yesterday A marginal movement 2widths sideways...barely touching the promoted horse Gets 6 days... Opee creates mayhem...continues to ride forward after contact.. ...and gets nothing Even if his made up excuse of shying at the screen 20M away...while wearing Blinkers...after he'd passed it...was accepted The Feds should have mentioned that in their report as to why no charges were laid Its called OPEN TRANSPARENCY Something the RIU are TOTALLY BEREFT of
  20. Have you given up on the CS meme...a little too edgy for you? Its common knowledge, as Bazz says, re the required 21 days to stay fit here.... Of course some race well with larger gaps...hence the race well fresh thang Just ask Byron Baker after Saturday But yes 21 days to stay fit here I'm afraid...what's your theory on staying fit 12pack of nuggets?
  21. You've ably demonstrated you're disabled when it come to NZ form analysis My premise....and indeed the accepted formula for the entire f in Racing/Breeding Industry... Is that Black Type is f in KING As each and every class has incremental increases in speed... ...as the class becomes richer This is basic shit Your so called 'demo' disregards everything that I hold f in dear 'wide, wide without cover, slow, unlucky, Nortern form, Overseas form et el All documented to within thousandths of a second... But a complete f in mystery to your spanked 'demo' Thats how stupid you are in believing the stats you produce statsman Give it up
  22. So the numbers on the back are interchangeable when it comes to going the other way... Because Donnelly couldn't clear the sleep out of his eyes in time...he didn't slip the numbers out of their slots by the first... So you're right when you say Hirini started in the '1' stall.... ...and she questioned the starter...apparently in ear shot of the Stipe ...who all ignored her... A senior Jockey would probably have remonstrated more...got off..kicked the wheel...etc. Whereas poor Danielle accepted her fate...at the hands of a country bumpkin
  23. Do you respect Dean McKenzie or is he another towny who wants to destroy the WC and their way of life... ...gathering moss...and tossing stones?
  24. I think it's from the 600M Mark they can do five on five off....and then anything past the 100M... They do mention stopping any undue punishment on a beaten horse...from time to time... Compared to Australia our whip rules are very open to interpretation... ...hence the constant spate of offences here
  25. Of course we're dealing with degrees of course specialist Princess Kereru is a dead set dinky dye HQ CS A neddy like Next Up, who had 2/2 placings at Rots....including the Premier form...back to mid weak... ...obviously not as strongly favoured as a CS in comparison...that's strongly change now to 50% Cant see anything wrong with the 20/50% split personally
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