Thomass

Again verrrrry simple Genie's coming to HQ at HOT HOLIDAY JOCKS time The Jocks should be doing the HOT piks thing to promote racing Just as Genie's doing promoting Tennis.... ...and promoting Boxing Day races...by COMING Nest pas??

It's YOU'RE.... You are a dickhead...you're a dickhead your dickhead...for grasshead pretty simple

Genie's been out Xmas Candy stick dress shopping... Chanel of course... How good will she look dressed in this number cum Boxing Day at HQ... ...Blair Tuke will be positively hanging his tongue out when he gets introduced...Red faced az If Genie doesnt make the boys wearing Plaid go weak at the knees...they must be punting with Ted...boring az

What a cracking I Am Invincible foal from the great mare Just a Pitty it'll be hopeless on the track...wtf is it about breeding out of Champion mares that consigns them to the probable rubbish bin?

Picture this.. ...seeing as you can't read Far f in Lap blitzes his first maiden race and runs faster time than the WFA performers He doesn't get to run 'through the classes' but goes straight to the top class and top of the Handicap Thats "merit based" and idiots like grass and the wee C want it next

You should have a picture of Winston Raymond Peters on your wall Like the Pope...you should kiss his ring everyday... ...and thank him for appointing luminaries such as McKenzie to guide small town minds such as yours... Just imagine if you'd still be kissing that Guy's ring

Congrats on hijacking another thread.. but im sure that shrew Hesi will step in and tell you to F off The problem with these ridiculous 'stats' from the Statsman is that one only needs to ask trainers like Pitty how they love ex Northerners.... Like it's people... The North has far better breeding and therefor superior quality gallopers Its not only strongly anecdotal evidence but moi's stats confirm it ...and I'd take those anyway over a ignorant statsmans 'stats' ...afterall he said the Brit Handicappers were expecting a 0.02L improvement F in hilarious stuff like that

The problem with your small town attitude... ...was that you hijacked the narrative on a very small part of the report...and turned it into an 'us and them' When it was ALWAYS open to discussion around closing certain tracks Thats why they called for submissions ffs

Any horse will run 'time' when placed in 2 age Group 1's... ...however....and you'll know this if you ask the Brownes... The trip to Aus improved her maturity no end...and showed she was up to Aus Black type class.. unlike Age of Fire...who beat her as a 3yo So it's taking into account horse pshycology as well...when I use Aus. Black Type form in the BO ...Its very doubtful she'd be the horse today without that Aus trip then

You need to let this go mate... You're spoiling this site with your continual fascination with the Viaduct attendees

Wow must have been soooo devastating to be labelled those shockers Bazz....here's a hug 0 Btw...when you said I'm "mentally ill" and I should "self immolate" with petrol... ...was that you talking or were you taking the Nazi Party advice on how to deal with the "mentally ill"?

You two are corrupting threads again...f off... This is about Apps having no idea about our already lenient whip rules No wonder the TE ARKOW app whipped the living daylights out of his mount to win... ...if he was ignorant of the requirements

Wtf is this rubbish kop? I thought you were generally well informed about 'life' thangs...obviously you have 'boganish' issues though The 'war' on drugs simply hasn't worked....we need a paradigm shift in thinnking...that's accepted Suffice to say all of the current restrictions on drug use will remain... ..there certainly won't be any tools allowed to use tools with human life at risk... ...and neither will Jocks be riding high...so I don't know your point?

I know for sure an R 65 performer at HQ in 'form' is superior to an R 65 racing at Whak a White... ...even the dullest dullard from dickheadsville knows that... You however, can't differentiate form from neddys being unlucky, without cover or slow...so I would expect you haven't a f in clue about this... ....and then the psychology of a horse changing environments comes into it.... ...with many Northerners performing better in their first few races there.... ....but being a 'statsman'...you'd ignore that next

Many of these country tracks have Trainers prizes.... East Coast Ngati for example...did Rodgy and Myers give all their owners a cut...or travelling discount? Maybe Dimples will do the same after targeting 4 of his... The highest Biker death rates are from old f'ers reliving their desire to be cool... ...by getting a Harley... Marshy is already cool az...so he won't be needing to find an extra way to die young.. ...maybe a neck tat and leathers instead

So prey tell iron stain Htf would you do that? Fastest horses get rated immediately into WFA class...without going through the grades.... fair dinkum...email Dom and tell hm your thoughts on Handicapping...bet he'll be relly interested

Master been.... ...your fascination with Winn is boardering on sick az It's definitely making moi nauseous...and when I get nausea you sure az don't want to be anywhere near projectile range... ...Let it go...let it gooooooooo

Yep, try emailing the Tauranga Club re the 1/11meeting which was well out of sync The Jocks confirmed it was definitely a D4 so wtf?

No I'm not the princess you flaging fag... ...she went to bed hours ago with a headache... ...but I have a bluey here for her which should help...

Dom Beirne inspired review of Handicapping in WA... Particularly like the idea of Maiden Handicap racing... as an extra incentive for encouraging punting...we used to have it https://www.rwwa.com.au/home/industry/thoroughbred-handicapping-306.html

Who knows...he may have thought Harry was speaking mumbling Swahili

Haha, very much doubt it... They didnt even bother asking Jake Bayless if he had a recent suspension in Aus. ...which he did...and which they use for aggravated circumstances when sentencing

So you were asked to provide stats statsman...but you can't... Again....and you're too thick to understand... Its counterintuitive knowing the Northern area has all of the best breeding/ trainers/ investment.... ...that they wouldn't be superior...and my stats prove it... Youll get some wealthy Mainlanders able to buy into the best Bloodstock...but that's not the norm Just accept the obvious...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/3199795/Punter-bags-second-big-payout-at-Ellerslie

So according to this new apprentice.... He didn't get any skilling up on whip rules from apprentice mentor NGH!! That can't be right surely? Maybe NGH will blame the other 'mentors' at App school or something? Its unbelievable stuff if true.... Mr Pitman said that he had viewed the videos with Mr Kareem prior to the hearing and they had discussed the matter. Mr Kareem had not been aware of the requirements of the guidelines prior to this race, he said. Mr Kareem had been employed by trainer, Mr Tony Pike, in the North Island prior to coming South, and had attended Apprentice School there with Apprentice Mentor, Mr Noel Harris. Mr Kareem had only had four previous rides and thought he was riding within the guidelines. Mr Pitman submitted that, although this was a breach of the Rule and guidelines, it did not appear to be “hugely excessive”. Mr Kareem said that Mr Pitman had put the situation fairly. He confirmed that he had been unaware of the guidelines but, from now on and based on this experience, he would not breach the Rule again.