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Thomass

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  1. That's right Wals..I'm a LOYALIST The NZRB don't give a rats about the local industry really... If they could have Computerised horse races...they would Theyd sell their souls to the Devil slot machines if they could... ...to make a sordid buck
  2. Oh f me... Did I hear the NP head of everything racing say "we had lawyers getting involved" Over the farcical Grey race...and a neddys born colour description... Usually filled out by the most inexperienced Stud Groom...after a foal is born... ...and not realising the fact the Foal will eventually turn into a Grey!! This scratching was because the description was BAY! Let there be some common sense here ffs...if the owner thinks a neddy qualifies being a GREY...but it's description is BAY...don't wait until f in Lawyers get involved....ok?? Get the Feds involved if the suits at NZTR are too stupid to fix the bleedin' obvious...the Feds know what a Grey looks like ...just look in the mirror at their Grey locks to compare... Its mindboggling how something soooo simple could flummox the suits so easily... ...after it's happened before...just fix it...ok?
  3. Wtf haven't you gone to remedial reading yet?? 4 RACES...not horses.. PILLOCKS ARE U... The last 3 races in one...Tri, Q and winner...just repeated for you Magoo $6 spend all up for $1111...that's got Emergency Flashing Red lights all over it... Spectacular tipping...even in your dickhead lingo Wtf does "couple a few combos up" mean to you Magoo? All horses with superior form... In superior races...back to mid weak And a NZ nuance thrown in ...."this trainer does not usually back them up" A sure sign the neddy was ready to win...bolted in But NZ nuances and niches are a complete mystery to you...arnt they?
  4. Unfortunately she's always doing it.... If you want to see ILLEGAL riding...I.e. Left handlebar down...when you're in the trail and pocketed on the turn....pushing 4 horses out...from their RIGHTFUL POSITIONS Its nothing to do with 'COMPETITIVE'.... Not only does it cause injury to other horses...but it's highly dangerous wrt other jockeys...especially inexperienced Apps... So what did the Feds decide to do...10 meeting suspension for careless riding?? Na...a f in Warning ffs.... Read it and weep D Johnson (ANNIE OKAY) – Issued with a warning after shifting out passing the 450 metres forcing TAV IT UP, BIRDIE BLITZ, BLUSHING HEIGHTS and THEONLYWAY wider on the track.
  5. PD...Instead of the Needles in the Berries game with the Princess... I decided to play the needle in the Haystack one.... ...she's on her hands and knees looking...while I come in from behind and give her a prick on the Ass.... Its great fun and ultimately satisfying And it shows what a mountain out of a Haystack was made when the Feds highlighted a problem... ...instead of just ignoring the nutbar f'ers... ...who craved power...and rotten berries at the tip
  6. Oh moi gawd How the f does this program get away with opening the show... ..with a half hour of Arstralian reviewing... when it's A NZ SHOW FFS?? Seriously Mick...get your producer sat on your boney knee... ...and point out the EXPERTS from Arstralia do Arstralian review shows...Ok? NZ review shows are here to encourage INVESTMENT in the local product... ...which is sadly lacking Thats why Bernie has got the LOVENZRACING moniker up and running...to promote NZ Racing...it's that simple Not the NZRB's letter of intent to increase Arstralian betting... ffs its like we're another state of Arse
  7. Isn't it great the 'EGALITARIAN' society we fought for so long...and binned by the Righteous Right so Donkey could play a few rounds of pith and putt with Presidente's... ...is BACK!! A mix of hard working blue collar...and white collar fraudster property developers... ...gettin lessons in hard work from salt of the Earthers... Nothing beats that
  8. It's true...I took the Princess to Noi York so we could 'Groupy' follow Cindy The princess has never before told moi she's 'bi'... ..but I'm now suspecting it could be true... ...and frankly it's a turn on.... Is that wrong?
  9. Hilarious stuff chup face... Hows the tip I gave you going?? You know...superior form in superior class...racing back in inferior class Like moi's long labeled tip of following SUPERIOR METRO OZ form...back to NZ... ...and HK SUPERIOR FORM... like BORN DRAGON at 14's FO Born LOSERS like you and Woddy should get that needy tattooed across the noggin... backwards and forwards... Or Superior Nth Island form...down to the Mainland You know...that Jap named neddy 2 weeks ago...at 30's...with the 3kgs claim Gold over gold When are you going to cop the f on?
  10. This shows what a complete moron you is... My bff Wals...asked moi for selections...just to repeat in case you can't read.... ...MORON I identified little value on the day...apart from one at 35's and 11's for the place...finished 3rd at 11's...the other two FIRST AND SECOND I then told dear Wals to multi a few up...."spread them around" I said nek Minute...Trifecta, Quinella and winner...all IN ONE... From 4 races...the previous finishing 2nd... on a day when the longest price was 6's And you being as THICK AZ TWO SHORT PLANKS Complain about my tips being under 10's Thick az pig plonk is praising you fool.... Go back to Punters dunce reform class...idiot
  11. Shocking accident.... Women contemplating Jumps riding should think twice... Its a matter of fact women break harder when they fall... Great attitude from this brave grave girl but it should never have been an option
  12. It's like I've got an identical twin Gav!! Come back Gav...these RIGHTEOUS RIGHT have no f in idea about running a country The previous evil Knats...were in the pockets of big business and basic Governence passed them bye bye... ....basic stuff like INFRUSTRUCTURE...was a complete mystery to them And now it's JACINDA time.. Suk it up and enjoy the ride LOSERS
  13. So the organisers wanted to get filming of these MAJOR jumpouts up for Punters... ...as is now required in Victoria...it's Da RULES OK?? And for some reason they asked the trainers for their opinion...wtf have they got to do with it you may ask? "no, we don't want them filmed...it'll affect the sale of said neddys...if potential buyers see how bad they gallop" WTF!! The lamest most blatant lie ever... ..it's all about these trainers setting up a PUNT for them and their owners...nothing less No wonder the industry is a basket case then... These trainers have no idea about how they'd cope without the PUNTER.. Running for ribbons is what they'd be doing every week ffs...that's what NZTR need to tell these idiot trainers to get the F off your high horse...stop lying... ...and let the punters have what they want ...easy az...just do it
  14. And that's the best you've got...NILLER My bff Wal arksed moi...I gave it to him...you hate being proved wrong that superior performance...read class....back to inferior...is SUPERIOR Ive proved it countless times and you're incredibly jealous about it... For some reason you hate high priced place bets and shorts at $2...doubling your already good multi Why cant you get your custard head around something so basic? Oh that's right...you treat unlucky exactly the same as beaten 6L every chance ...among a myriad of other things NZ 'racing'..that's beyond you Stick to Redcar
  15. Wtf are you on about custard face? I had Tipperary Mary and Sainted the same units as the main Tip... You only need to look at the Special form to realise it was virtually the same...any clown could see that... And you still can't get your head around the fact a $2 shot doubles your return in multis Even worse you can't understand the irony that criticising someone for not tipping 10+ shots... ...when none won over 6.5...as I predicted Is custard splattered all over your ignorant dial Dould up the nappies today...you've got multiple leaks
  16. But there was no recognition...no thanks...no adulation But moi doesn't seek that... You've done your chups Wal...sort yaself out
  17. It's called tipping multiple winners in multis bazzy... Or a straight ew on the value bet...or investing on 2/3 per race...if they meet the Blue print of superior form back to inferior... enjoy your day Chups good down there?
  18. Nobody could be this stupid... Please tell me this is another wind up?? But it's not...as your SOH is non existent... ...you must enjoy getting custard faced.... When I said the only value on the day was LT..at 35's and 11's the place...the day before...and to multi a few of my outstanding tips up to get the value unit up... ...and to be proved correct with the highest priced winner of the day at 6.3... And you criticising the fact they weren't 10+... Class clown you is... I fear you will fail miserably to see the Irony of your massive custard face though My best multi of the day was the LT @11's...Tipps Mary@6.5 and Kirkland @2.8 Taken the night before...199-1 also the Sainted-Tipps-K- BTTB multi...any 3/4 Numerous 2 multis...LT-K...LT-Tipps...Sainted Pearl-K..It was a very successful day As I said to Wal..."spread them around a bit" I don't know how Wals takes it...straight...ew...or multi level If he was he would have taken the Tri that I tipped...into the Q...into the winner of the last...the last 3 races... All tipped in one...$6 spend for $1111 in an all up...85 Tri...6.5Q...2.2 winner ABSOLUTELY OUSTANDING TIPPING ...even in your English as a second language lingo When I tipped wals...LT was still $7 the place...Tipps 6.5 and K 2.5 Still a good multi...but he would have taken a few of them in doubles no doubt Tell me you did as I suggested Wal? When a day shouts multi to get value..that's what a pro does He doesn't shout "why no 10+ tips" when there was nothing winning over 6.5 Thats called CUSTARD FACE
  19. Besides you having no idea about your comparison of odds on...5 starts for 8.5 ..almost identical to your "doubling my money" Ive told you the Blue Print before wrt staking Exponentially increasing the stake as the value increases.. So you've been exposed as a flat staker... Thats your choice...and the way your simulations roll.... ..but don't include me in your nonsense
  20. Enough's enough ffs... Theres no RESPECT in society anymore... ..the familiarity of NZ's media by addressing our great LEADER...Jacinda or Cindy is disgusting Prime Minister Ardern and Sir Winston are busting their asses for the Racing Industry... ...and society... and we get schmucks in the media...like f in Hoskings...and Randy Garner...who've never contributed a jot to the betterment of society... Disrespecting our beloveds... No other country in the World gets weekly media access to these great leaders...only to be disrespected by loser knat types Wake the f up..and show some respect to your superiors
  21. Oh gawd... Youre right.. I feel a disaster coming on... Theyre running some jump outs and mini trials... And hoping to have a meeting before Mel Cup day As you know any newly renovated track has trouble bedding down... It may look grassi and bewdaful...but underneath lies a f in nightmare in the waiting Especially if Theres a bit of moisture around... ..fingers crossed but if the same mobs doing it who did Puke it could be curtains for Mel Cup day Maybe get a 1000 sheeps out there...although the local Reemers lot can't be trusted not to roast them by morning...
  22. Dear wals... l've given you da Blue Print to prosperity and fame...and hotties associated with that reality...and you continue to ask...even though you should have cop'd the f on by now... ..and seeing its thank the f it's Friday..I'm feeling benevolent today ..and while Tommy does qualify after his ok effort on a Prem day...albeit very limited units there...and a history of unsoundness...this race is its best chance for some time...but poor value You could couple up a few others, that are in the Blue Print, to get that value unit up though... Fields is backing up in the last...something a careful Trainer like him doesn't do too often... Fearless gives you a 8.5 return on that and Parkes riding both always gives you a run for your money...Tips Mary as a back up in that... Bring to da Block has a heap of nervous energy being by Guillotine...ear covers off indicates she may have matured and should go well fresh..home track The best value of the day is La Turque...35's last night...home track Blinkers on...improved from last start...should lead and even the place could be multied with some of those others.. Saver on Sainted Pearl and the 1 in that race... So it's a poor value day with better menyana wals...go easy but do the any 3/4 multi and any 2/3 options if you have the deli belli gut flora of a knat...and spread it around a bit...you should be good at that best
  23. With the re build at Longchamp...which levelled all of the old 1960 stands..to basically having just the one modern stand... ...and employing a brilliant French architect to give it a genner say qwar Retaining Avondale...after HQ sells off its white elephant Hill... ...and being out West...could build the biggest Burger King in the World... ...use that as a stand during race day.... then make a mint at other times knowing how popular Fast Food is in the community... sorted
  24. Let moi explain for the comprehension level of a f in moron... 5 starts for an 8.5 return is almost DOUBLING YOUR MONEY... You poured poo on that... telling your sycophant ignorami....that I'm investing odds on... Yet you triumphantly...."doubled your money" Idiot The only claim that doesn't stack up is you telling the masses that AVID's G2 performance...at level weights...against winners...when a maiden... was "PISS POOR"...after I'd spruiked her...and followed the Blue Print to success and riches It must be red raw embarrassing then...to be petarded into the air...exposing your derrière....sans pantsed... With your wee sycophant Barry's sniggering at your bare faced cheek Go put your pull ups on and get to kindy
  25. The Blue rinses migrated to exotic maldivelike locations over winter wharf... They don't turn up to invest in bogs anyway...they much prefer the other bidet end..
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