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Thomass

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  1. Not if you burgle the Dairy with a gun... Higgins had a gun and left welts... Universally penalties are loaded for superior races... Do you want us to be pariahs again?
  2. Is she thinking "I'm sooo happy and contented" or..."slipping this f'er out was wayyy harder than any G 1 ffs..Im totes f'ed...are there any wet nurses available"
  3. The trouble with your 'formula'...is it's a 'wouldn't have a f in clue' one... Fy ignorant I...the former HK neddy finished 3rd fresh up over 1400M in HK...after being a winner over 2K at Leopardstown...and you're thinking Baker put him in the wrong race...and should be in the 1400m? FFS.. Ever heard of stayers sprinting well fresh?? Na didn't think so Harness statsman Seriously...it just shows how little you know... ...an all round ignoramus you is... And of course ADIS was caught 4 wide...in the Open... the whole trip...on a poorly cambered track...that's 'facing the breeze' in your Harness terminology that you love so much... Of course it was in my mix though... ..and you're so arrogant that you think I can't price ALL horses that fit moi's criteria...but you can? Every runner you have a price for....thinking every horse can win..at a price Idiot...at least I know horses aren't robots, haven't got the class, or are simply not fit enough to win.. ...some are out of form...or caught wide...but you treat every runner as 'in form' fool... And then you simply ignore the distance from the winner in a G 1...stating "but it finished last" No f in idea territory...again So...7L from the winner in a G1 at set weights...on an unsuitable track...for a mid week maiden...is very good form... Had the pace to trail in a G1...then outsprinted by 2 outstanding horses... coming home the last 600 6L quicker than its previous good unlucky debut... The Chinese owners knew how fast this horse is...$10 just before the jump with 27k in the pool..closed to 5.5 with 40k at the end Trainer Gibbs after the race..." he came into the race with some very good form around him" Oh yep... Woddy wank..." but he finished last" ...yea na
  4. I wrote the Blue Print for you years ago Wal... Shatin form 4 starts ago...in a 14 horse field..Baker..say no more Very Elleegant in an open 2yo against winners..in a huge run.. Nulli Secundus... last 2 starts with very good PERFORMANCES read FORM...against winners with big reputations...Von Trapp and Tiny Terror... Not Usual Current in a good G1 effort last start back to mid week maidens...home track ...Alphastar in a 16 horse Premier field close up just 5 starts back...to midweek class with 3kgs off... Amazing Az...special maiden form against winners last start...back to maiden... North Island form killed them yesterday as well.... ...Hk/Australian form better than here...Sth Island form inferior to North...Black Type superior any which way....Spec mai You know the Blue Print Wal...just get on or get out
  5. Why not troll another thread and destroy it Bazz...do you have a life or are you pessed ...again?
  6. Aqua's correct...animal 'welfare' includes public perception of the Racing Industry...and the bigger the race the bigger the audience... ...the same for interference in major races...the ramifications for stakeholders, including Black Type earnt should translate to greater penalties...
  7. Looks top class alright... How good are the Zed's going....16 now and still a few good years left to go hopefully
  8. I can lend you Beth...she lurves Wallies and has a vicious lick on her... ...which you'll no doubt lurve...pm moi
  9. Sorry Bazz I'm just going to have to hit you with the FACTS for continuing your rabid attack....one can only take so much of your b/s Mr McLaughlin stated that this breach was high level and as bad as the Stewards had ever seen. He was also concerned that Mr Higgins showed little remorse for his actions. Mr McLaughlin said that Mr Higgins had a previous breach of this rule in September 2017 for excessive use of the whip which he said must be taken into consideration. He said that this breach should be dealt with by way of suspension and a fine in addition for the status of the race. Mr McLaughlin stated that the JCA Penalty Guide provided a 6 to 8 National Day suspension and suggested an 8 National Day starting point but with Mr Higgins being a jumps rider, submitted a suspension be imposed with that status considered. He submitted that the fine be no less than $1000. Mr Oatham made reference to a recent excessive use of the whip breach by Jumps rider S Fannin on 6 May 2018 at Te Aroha where he received a 6 National Jumps day suspension for 18 strikes prior to the 100m which was deemed to be high end use of the whip. He said Mr Fannin won the race and had a poor record. Reasons For Penalty: The JCA Penalty Guide provides that where the improper or unnecessary use is of an order that is inexcusable, grossly unacceptable or raises alarming animal welfare concerns then a suspension is the starting point. We found that this unnecessary whip use was of an order that is inexcusable, grossly unacceptable and raised alarming animal welfare concerns. This Committee was satisfied that JACKFROST was struck on at least 8 occasions over the final 100m and after the last hurdle, when the horse was comfortably winning the race. The film replays, especially the head on views, were compelling and showed the strikes as being of high force and continuous from the 100m to the finish line. Aggravating factors to consider for penalty were; - the high force used, -the continuous use of the whip over the concluding 100m - the fact that the horse had a lead margin of 8 to 10 lengths at the 100m -Mr Higgins' previous excessive use breach in September 2017 - the status of the race being the Grand National Hurdles.
  10. Springs inda air and all the cutesy wootsies piks come out...and the Princess loves spring... Its breedin' time...that's why!! And Lucia is all lurved up and happy with her wee Snitzel colt...I'd be wrapping him up in cotton wool...asap
  11. Oh ffs...I'm away for a couple of days and all the dipshit ignorami come out to play Bazz...you should know by now I'm never ever ever wrong... ...and you should have put 2+2 together when I've obviously quoted from the direct Feds report... Do you want me to spank you again with the whole report... ...or do you want end your ignorance by going to the JCA site? Seriously it's like dealing with kids...and while it used to be fun spanking you ...now I'm just feeling sorry for you and your mental institution inmates..
  12. Is that your best for the day Bazza? Youre az bad as your new bff...when the real Punters ain't on....both at 60's ...then when the Trainers spread the word...both you and Rid...come out the next start after both starting at 12's ...Its like premature ejaculation...and there's help for that I've heard best you get it sorted
  13. Oh moi f in gawd.... ...while I've been cavorting along Muriwai Beach on a cloudless windless day... ...with the Princess...in all her splendour...and see through lace number... ...and Beth the pig dog...who front footed some chew was waas ...the day after the night before...Of unbelievable hotness and some may say debauchery.. Yous lot...were in your lockup for the criminally insane....tossing your salads non stop Seriously...5 yo's dont carry on like this....I was so wrong about you being teenage girlys ...get some help is the best tip of the day... ...and book an appointment with the head med dispenser cum Monday... whatever you're the f on ain't working best
  14. Na, that was before I'd painted it and after I'd recovered... I briefly thought about painting the Crown Jewels green like 2 massive Sprouts...but they would have appeared as two melon like articles... ...then found the better option over the road with an orange road cone that fitted perfectly... ...but that was a bit conspicuous looking amongst the other carrots...so I got the local air brush girl to give it the once over and it worked... ...just had to make sure I was 10 inches at least from the top load...so to speak... ...hope that helps...no need to shout btw
  15. This just gets worse... And it highlights the appalling attitude of some of these jumps Jocks who often have gung ho indifference to these horses "He showed little remorse" Mr McLaughlin produced as evidence photos taken by Racing Investigator, Mrs K Williams, of the rear left hindquarter of JACKFROST which clearly showed inflamed whip marks.
  16. Eminem and Emms should not be mentioned in the same breath let alone close proximity de wharf... Eminent is imminently about to be announced as a Stud but not quite yet...evidently another race could be imminent for Eminent... ...and undoubtedly he'd be even more Eminent if he won again...especially if Emms rode him...naked
  17. This is simply extraordinary stuff... π is ubiquitous and I'd take a wild stab and say it's THE most widely known mathematical constant... ...besides my Sis is a High School Maths teacher and she has no trouble teaching year 8 Students this basic formula...and how to apply it to circly race track thingys Why did your bff think there was no quantitative measure for this I wonder? Did he not go past Year 8?
  18. This is simply hilarious... You were the one comparing Vega Magic's time on a soft track listed race to its Blinkers On good track G1 form when leading... ...on a VERY WINDY DAY where no other leaders won because of it... You then had the audacity to say the other race was a better performance...purely because of the time...taking no account of the race day conditions.... It seems you should take your own advice...times "vary massively" and instead take mine...."Black Type is a constant" ...that's why Breeders use it and not fastest times like you do ignoramus
  19. Well that makes sense... Benny used to run around in circles a lot..chasing skirt and never getting there... Youd think by now benny could work out a measurement called Pi that would easily show the pointless ground he's covered... ...but he's too thick
  20. Who the f is benny? Im always open to advice...but I don't listen to dickheads who think a fast maiden win is better than a Black Type 3rd...like woddy wank and Bogan Bazz do Otherwise Breeders would change their Catologue protocols and have Mile Rates instead of Bold Type ...now F off back to your amatuer comps you amatuer
  21. Who can blame Opee for wanting to take the winter off with this Princess? A roaring hot fire with a hotty...sipping mulled wine and scoffing the very best blue...Roquefort on a crusty French loaf.... ...a hot pot followed by Creme Brûlée....Emms would only have to breathe on it to get the Caramelisation sorted... ..then an allnighter of unimaginable passion and hotness at the base of the four poster boudoir...after it started on the bathroom vanity...while Opee was looking at himself in the mirror far too long... Emms would undoubtedly take control...and that's the way I like sometimes...
  22. One thing I don't do gost...is take advice from shadowy dickheads who play in punting competitions and think they're 'pros' now go back to your comp thread and play with yourself... ...last time I heard you were 28th....niller
  23. Looks like this Stud has lost total interest in the racing side of things...and wants to procreate A son of FRANKEL from a G1 placed mare whose dam was a G 1 winner...an oustanding pedigree... G3 winner at Newmarket and G2 in France to rubber stamp the pedigree... Maybe Pencarrow will stand its first Stud? yea na...Cambridge? Vela get along with Lindsey? This is what the experts said after the Newmarket win... BBC racing correspondent Cornelius Lysaght "A significant result this a) because of the manner of the performance and b) because of the winner's pedigree. In September, Eminent won his debut - and only race before now - impressively giving his owner and trainer the chance to dream that their two-year-old was something special. Here, he demonstrated he quite likely is indeed that, running down a Group One race winner in Rivet in striking style. It's the 2000 Guineas next, all flags flying, meaning the ever-iconic Frankel has a decent chance of fathering his first British Classic winner in his first season with three-year-olds." An impressive sight after the Craven win...
  24. When I said ..." and don't get back" It didn't mean I wasn't coming back... you complete and utter 'English as a second language devotee' fool
  25. Who in their right mind would leave her alone newy? Shes the perfect face to market the Thoroughbred Industry... ...and when she rides out this coming G 1 day at the Bay....there's no greater sight... ?..other than if she did a Lady Godiva impression... now that'd bring the crowds to the milk bar...
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