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Thomass

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  1. Too true...who hasn't found a problem with 'Dio' girls for instance? Or Kraka types? These wealthy farm girls are a real treat. You'll think everything is going great on the second date as you go in for the pash outside her house, but she can only hold her crazy in for a few weeks before the cracks start to show. By date six you'll start to wonder what you're doing with your life. At this point, if you do end a relationship with a horsey gal, she'll pull the "I'm pregnant" card just to mess with your head. She has zero filter and will say absurdly offensive things, followed by "jokes babe", even though she actually means it. She has a different bestie every week, and can't hold down a job, but that's okay because Daddy's got her back. The Horsey babe is constantly sending Snaps of herself singing in her car. She also is known to put up an attention-seeking status on Facebook that's "not aimed at anyone" but totally is, followed by a "can my life get any worse" status the next day. Rather than saying what the problem is, she'll say "PM me" when asked. A Karaka girl will also happily hook up with another girl's man even though she knows he's taken, and has been known to sleep her way to a promotion. She's a ruthlessly good liar, knows how to play the victim, and is forever in denial about the carnage she causes. The Horsey girl has been kicked in the head a few too many times. Take ya pick https://www.nzherald.co.nz//lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12095624&ref=clavis
  2. Don't tell me this'll be the first time you disagree with your BFF?? Its in writing!! And this would include all of the no hopers who were on 'last chance saloon' stays as well?.. Doesnt even take into account observing a needy's need...by 'observing'...wtf knew that could be done? And the stunning but simple process to be had with moi's adding 20% to already superior form neddys...after basic form analysis...read PERFORMANCE ..after I've trusted the trainers that a neddy will GO FASTER with them on... Its great to be finally vindicated by the 'intellectual' university Professor though...
  3. Isnt it great that Kevin Hickman's cashed in his Ryman Retirement shares for a big spend up on our industry? Along with the ex plastic fantastic man Bren Lindsay the industry would be in a sorry state without these two having an expensive hobby. Now boys...about that Strathyr for HQ...so you can watch your relly relly expensive breeds and purchases race on a superb surface...every week...or 2 weeks even? Just rope in the other big wigs with dosh to burn...like Sir Pat and the Vella Fella...and let the show begin! https://www.tdnausnz.com.au/edition/2018-08-15/valachi-downs-on-the-rise
  4. The Lammas brothers are doing an oustanding job in the hairy Stakes for sure... Bud's is not quite as luxuriant but at least his partner doesn't have to part the incredible mass to find the moosh for a pash...
  5. Oh moi gawd...I do wish Slippery Simple Slimon stays as 'leader'.. Hes the Knat's 'David Cunnilith'... ..alongside Cindy, on the hustings podiums, he's going to look like a complete fool.. ...Poor chap's obviously got some intelligence being an ex Clown Prosecutor... ...but it's all about how one comes across in NZ politics...and he ain't got it In terms of "business confidence and straight out common sense" the only thing that resembled that during 9 long tortuous years...was Sir Donkey making friends with Ritchie... ...all Donkey did was import a whole heap of Immigrants...fired up the housing market, so his voters got mega rich...which became the basis for the economy.. ...and suddenly they've got all the new answers after 9 lonnnnggg years... yea na
  6. Haha missed all this b/s... While I was out cavorting, sans clothes, in the Black sand dunes of Muriwai...with the Princess and Beth... ...yous guys were giving up more stats...so boring But this is relly relly enlightening curios So does a "definite winning advantage" translate to neddys going faster with said hoods or not...seeing as you said "prove they make them go faster" Cant wait...answers on the back of a postage stamp thanks...save packaging
  7. And this is how it works... http://www.hkjc.com/english/racinginfo/racing_course_time.htm Each superior class is faster...pretty bloody obvious I'd say ...apart from the odd example.. Like moi's superior system of class over time Where Woddy thought the time in a maiden 2yo race was superior to a G1 effort ...where it almost beat the time in the last 2 runnings of the Karaka Mill..on exactly the same rating Track...at HQ! apples v apples
  8. De Lore has another enlightening article this week with Vlandys.... This boy just keeps pulling out the big journalistic guns...no wonder he's going to be the Thoroughbred Media Award winner... Meanwhile Slippery Slimon is more concerned about the real big issues... like his leaks....and his big journey..."meeting Slimon" The Racing Minister will be real concerned about the 'opposition' he's up against for sure
  9. Ed Zachery... The Germans went through the pain...and now they've taken over the World ...breeding and racing World that is....pound for pound
  10. I'm sorry but it simply is true... Theres stock standard times in HK. And Singapore, for example, as they move through... @ 10L From Griffin to Group class in HK.....are you saying it's different here?
  11. It's called 'measured thinking while ringing up big heads like the Vella Fella and Sir Pat and running it by them'
  12. Your gobbledygook is just bizarre... A good individual performance in the very best of company translates to superior performance in inferior class...read FORM ANSLYSIS ...it's that simple Of course you and your friend hardly punt here at all...gee let me think why... Of course each rating band has its own superior speed rating to the next... who the f knew?? Alors...a neddy racing in Black Type ...and to my form requirements...I.e. a PERFORMANCE I can appreciate and follows the pattern I've established over many years...gets da tick... at value... In the odd occasion that a neddy coming through the grades tops off superior performances in better class...I can hack And I factor in things like 'unsuitable track', 'wide in the open', unlucky runs Which bizarrely you two can't seem to work out... Like "prove Blinkers make them go faster" Bizarro crapola like that
  13. As Shayne Dye would say.. " he done an outstanding job while Cindy was been suckled on...yous just don't know it yet" Too true blue Steady eady at the helm and an outstanding FA Minister... From da neddys mouth yesterday.... I'm in the process of reviewing the #MessaraReport and looking to make an announcement in the coming weeks. It's looking like the most critical report the #NZRacing industry has seen in decades.
  14. Another outstanding pik from Caro to promote the Tennis Industry....the quality of that material's oustanding btw Caro ...cmon Racing Industry you're being left behind...Sam, Danny, Tina...a boat, your rich mates, on the bow...just do it
  15. As I thought your memory is absolute sheet... You priced that slowest of the day wid week maiden winner ahead of the unlucky G3 performer... sheet for brains Its politely called... Of course you cant compare times from different tracks...the above example just shows you...idiot Next you'll be comparing a Trentham straight 6 to Ellerslie...when it's Black Type performance that counts not time... I don't do time at all...you do... Then calling a first up mid week Maiden 3rd as superior to a G1 effort... 0.3 L behind G2 placed The Reel Beel and G3 winner Melt is plain looney tunes But you do looney well and keep repeating it for all to see Congrats You should email the Breeders ASAP Tell them you've got a sure fire system that compares times between tracks And identifies superior horses...instead of their Black Type Good luck with that
  16. ALIZEE out for the Spring after bleeding in training... Cummings obviously doesn't do the Waller shuffle around bleeders... Big ups for reporting a bleeder in training though The old days it would have quickly been hidden down the Booyong Creek
  17. Yep you know it 25/1/17 MAHALO v Monrecour R 65 at Avondale M slow and caught 3 wide...flushed even wider round the turn to be widest of all... In a G3...3L from NO MORE TEARS, VOLKSLIGHTENING and WINDBOURNE Up against Mon...maiden wid weaker...slowest time of the day You found it impossible to interpret that form Read PERFORMANCE...an outstanding one v slowest Like you couldn't interpret a strong German Black typer in INGRAINE...BLACK TYPE...3L from a subsequent G 1 winner in the States...impressive trialist at its very next start then wins...and wins again last week... But its all about time with you You need to ask yourself why Breeders ignore fastest times in their catalogues... ...because Black Type wins almost every time in FORM ANALYSIS read PERFORMANCE...tattoo that into the noggin so you read it every morning.... best
  18. You're excited at the prospect kop... Just a bit of anxiousness creeping in that makes you dislike Winnie even more Knowing he's got the key to our future and you've got as much power over him as a Knats 'no f in idea' idea... Keep da faith you doubting Thomarse
  19. You really should stay out of this Bazz man... You said I made it up..because you couldn't be bothered reading the FACTS... Thats all I deal in...You deal in attack after attack from a base of gross ignorance... Ill hit you with facts again "showed little remorse" A bit like yours on this thread...after you got it wrong Have you no shame?
  20. Of course that site is no longer...and of course you'd say that... But I can give you the horses if you like... ...so you can twist and turn like the cork screw schiester you is...
  21. Haha ..."in the last day or so"... you really are a piece of work And when I tried debate...you said "even if you win...you won't long term cos I know best" Arrogant/ ignorant dickhead
  22. Good point Murray... 9.9/10 they are...and he admitted that... But he thought the slowest maiden on a mid week day at Tauranga didn't beat a G 3 performance after excuses... ...then he thinks there's no unlucky runs..caught 3 wide in the open is ok...apparently they do it in Harness racing ...wtf Harness has anything to do with it f knows But he knows everything... Youll never win with this clown Murray...he keeps lying and massaging facts...and curious
  23. Incredible ignorance/arrogance is you...but that's the norm No wonder you don't invest on NZ racing... For a start HQ is known as a very average course for fast times...ever walked up the straight and the RISE?? ...whereas Puke has been re-measured a number times since their re-build after constant queries re fast times...but you wouldn't know that.. Lets do apples with apples...fruitcake... All on a G3 surface at HQ... NUC ran 1.10.78 ...Last 600 ...34.12 in the G 1 Avantage winning the Karaka 1.10.54...34.91 Just a length from the experienced Avantage and a faster last 600 section Avantage winning an open 2yo the previous start at HQ.. 1.11.38 ...last 600 34.78 Melody Belle winning the previous Karaka 1.10.95....34.84 Stakes performer Felton Road 3rd in 1.11.45...34.92 A host of comparable times for class 2yo's on the same course and track rating And an even better comparison NUC just 0.3 secs away from Stakes performers The Reel Beel and Melt in the G1...at level weights Vastly inexperienced having its 2nd start... Thats the kind of performance you need to factor in when assessing PERFORMANCE read FORM Woddy but you think in your fantasy world...they're not related and unable to be compared ignoramous
  24. I'm betting Bazz's left the offers will be too great to turn down... Oz bound and into Wallers stable for a dose up of Lasix
  25. What does INFLAMED indicate to you Marky? ..have any of your body parts been inflamed lately... after being whipped by the local dom? Or self inflicted perhaps? And its nothing to do with the Encephalitis bogan Bazz has to deal with daily either... is the WHOLE whip padded or just a third of it...do you know? And does the jockey strike the animal with the padded bits...10/10 times? ...and finally have you observed the head on cam sham of the race yet?
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