Thomass

C's Barrier Behaviourist!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OLD BOILER Or an old broiler? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Broiler

Oh cmon...what's the point? Pace...all over the place Tactics....AOTP Whip action....AOTP Whips...over the rail Whip fines...reduced Werent these races designed to give experience to stable hands contemplating a career being a Jockey? Or does everyone need a bit of glory and Punters can go bet in Arse while they're on?

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chautauqua&#39;s &#39;behaviourist&#39; has just fronted the media to talk about the horse&#39;s barrier manners <a href="https://t.co/t4wJh5p6va">pic.twitter.com/t4wJh5p6va</a></p>&mdash; Punters.com.au (@Punters) <a href="https://twitter.com/Punters/status/1034239267440971776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This at a time when we're pleading for the World to invest on our races bazz... The varied styles are worse than junior Pony Club Linda Wheeler throws her whip away...2 out from her the rider's all over their mount like a rash of pox... Then Alam got all excited and whipped away "Mr Jones demonstrated the incident using the available video footage. He identified Mr Alam and showed that he struck his mount 12 times prior to the 100 metres. He said there were some pauses but they were not for the minimum 5 strides. He described Mr Alam’s whip action was extravagant. Mr Alam accepted that he struck his mount 12 times without the required respite prior to the 100 metres." Last month Scotty MacNab...who's been around ions..and should know better..got white line fever... and didn't give a f "Mr Goodwin showed all the relevant films and said that Mr MacNab had hit his horse 16 times before the 100m with only a brief respite of only 2 strides. Mr MacNab said that he thought that he could catch up to those horses ahead and that he did hit his horse too much. He added that he stopped when he realised that he was not going to catch up. Reasons For Penalty: Mr MacNab struck his mount 16 times with the drawn whip with very minimal respite offered. The Committee considered this to be towards the higher end of excessive whip use." Its symptomatic of our attitude to the Sport...amateurish and living in the past

Let's hope Messara touches on this point "The Racing Industry needs to become far more PROFESSIONAL in NZ...Country bumpkin courses have their place...but not much... ...the Cities will grow the sport...and should replace Shamtuerism" Yep...that hopefully includes getting rid of these awaful displays of Schamatuer Riders races Just take look at them...and then there's their appalling whip violations this year ...in nearly every race there's been a charge...pleading ignorance... ...and the 'look' is a dead set shocker A sack of spuds looks balanced compared to these Amatuers Besides...these amateurs are taking rides off struggling Pros in winter... Just stick to trials days if you need to show off your lack of skill... ASAP

And we've gifted another White Andulusion to replace the other who died at the Japanese Temple Go Winnie White sox https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&amp;objectid=12055227

And the other..Brown.... I wonder how the White Filly CASTA DIVA is going in Japan?

Where Wals...Japan? I think he may be on Mars at the moment...whatever he's on.. he needs to get off fast I don't think we'll be seeing him back anytime soon though...maybe Arsetralia? But they'd come down on him 10 times harder...you'd like it over there Wal Young, vibrant, all night dance parties out Bell Maine....hard out... ...as long as you behave...you mightn't get deported

They notified what they know up until now...last week http://www.nzracing.co.nz/RaceInfo/25429/Meeting-News-Article.aspx

So what's the rule again? Top 3? All over the odds...you would have been on all 3 then? Maybe you'd like to put all thumbnails up for that meeting...and we'll see how you did...no tricks now

Brain's texted this morning...a bit scary..The Brexit vote only got 51%...100% is a bit out there In three days we get the Messara Report which will save NZ racing from its state of crises, but only if the Minister adopts it 100% and appoints the very best people to execute it – the ones who’ve been there too long and failed have to go otherwise we all go down with the ship!

Cody was pretty bullish looking too... Hold it..Weight Lifter...exchanged to skinny Jock...nice eyes though You sure wharf? Meanwhile Sammy finished 2nd last in the comp after drawing outsiders in the 4 races... Very Japanesy celebration post comp All given a few jeroboams of beer...and had a good old fizz up like a Formula 1 Dias

How about this for a head...coming at you out of the ghostly mist of a track work morning? By Bodemeister...who had a pink nose...out of a Berardini mare Southern Phantom...very phantomesque

Think you're onto summit there wharf... He stated "hanging" but it was like something hit him...suddenly He should do the Warriors breathing exercises that Cammo George set up He used to panic when I asked the tough questions too...

Love the name Te Raps...they've always had a rap on themselves... ...nek minute not You should have hit Bernie with the question WTF haven't you made public comment on it...even on your website and WTF have you not set up an INQUIRY so this won't happen again with major Track renovations...

Apparently the owners....or is it trainer inspired? ...have an aversion to getting Monty...and instead got somebody else... ...who whithpers more quietly...maybe Wodger got the job?

Didn't I read you saying "far and away the most deserved" or summit? An x rated podcast...a few re tweets..and odd tweet.and a you tube or two... Yes they've set up a club...and huge big ups for getting young guns in But that ain't 'media' Meanwhile Brain De Lore...game changing media

Oustanding b&w head study of this years G 1 Juddmonte winner...against older horses too

Outstanding effort to win the Jockey of the Year title over Opee as well The voting was emphatic this year.. wins beat Group wins hands down evidently...this year at least... ..why not last year?

Haha hilarious curiouass... ..looks like they gave the award out... ..then wrote that ...where do we get their 'portfolios' so we can judge how good they all were?

Gee You're giving me piles .. I don't know how many multi afflictions you've got but spit it out son...or forever hold your piece.... give it all...then we'll judge whether you just need another colonic and if you need to be put on the b/s radar

That's not Annie Sartons grandson is it? He should know better...Im picking he lives in Ponsonby and consumes cous cous ..he's clogged up and quite possibly needs a colonic...down one of those dirty Ponsonby alley ways...I've had one there and it worked wonders...just read me

As I suspected in the above thread... " a bunch of f'ers swearing" wins If you call a few tweets, a swearing session and setting up a betting club to get pissed and have a few bets....'Media' Then well done...they deserved it Ground breaking Industry moving olde fashion 'print' gets a nom next