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Thomass

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  1. Heard and seen your fellow Bogan Bazz?? Honeybadger's on every night...in his tiny scants...and the Princess insists on slow moing the f'er... Besides your posts have absolutely no SOH and when you're not pissed...they're still enough to send poor f'ers running to the booze cabinet to lighten the f up... Caro insists on doing these piks and posts them around the world...she loves her body being appreciated... ...Im not surprised you hate the human form after years of chup abuse though... ...here's a pik of Honey...just for you and the girls here
  2. And you couldn't understand a SPEED rating if you had it tattooed on your noggin HK Punters love drop back horses...the ones who have genuine reasons for failing and being out of form... ..not you and your mates idea of.."take no notice of its last start" 3 wide facing the breeze the same as a perfect trail... no idea
  3. Yous fellas are so darn NEGATIVE... Here we have Winn the saviour...who listened to De Lore... ...acted upon it...then commissioned Messara...and you're complaining he hasn't released the thing to a bunch of flaming amateurs... ..who vote Knats as a matter of course... ..who did a f in good impression of sitting on their ass for 9 long years next
  4. This has got to be a stitch up All punters know about universal times for each class.... That's why you hear "that was above/ below standard time" after each race on these international meetings... The same applies here to Punters who do FORM ANSLYSIS read PERFORMANCE... Falling back in class after unlucky runs...gives Punters the opportunity to invest on horses with false ratings... Just like RIDITLIKEYOUFINSTOLEIT... Its all on for an investment if moi's FORM ANALYSIS indentifies a drop back in class neddy, to within 0.3 secs of the winner In higher class.. Its too simple for yous guys to understand though......go back to Montessori
  5. The Tennis Industry just keeps posting hotness True it's mainly Caro...but wtf cares when it's this hot? Does that Lious Vuitton tag say 5k...f moi...were in the wrong business! Cmon Racing Industry...Lets do this
  6. You're right about the excitement of Bookies Bazz...especially rails bookies.. ...alongside the roses of HQ... The trouble with you bogans though... is you've ignored the glitterati of the money set... Aucklanders have been largely ignored by the country bogan set.... ...we don't do chups and squirts I'm afraid... Its Champers and short skirts here... ..meeting with new dalliances at the back of the Presidents room while the misses is getting sloshed with her blue rinse Bridge set... ...and being able to continue the dalliance cum training track morning at the Track... ...not 2 f in hours away in rush hour f in traffic...thanks Knats... ...thanks bogans...for nothing
  7. Wow woodie wow is all you can say relly... And do I detect a bit of a 'spring bloom' wink wink say no more...or is it the pink that suits her like a pink rose?? ...must be about time...Emms is in the height of getting clucky age...Opee needs another one like a hole inda head...but who cares about him... ...when Emms is all that matters... ...in case you missed her today...doing menial tasks
  8. Wtf..make up ya mind Prof. When I said each "rating band has its own superior speed rating to the next" You said "that though is simply not true" ..and now you're saying "I don't think anyone's saying it isn't true" Are you in the remedial reading class today?
  9. How about " open da f in eyes" hyperbole? Compared to Italy..or IRE... pound for pound? OI was born in GER...we claim the same...they're raised on NZ pasture and all countries deserve the credit if they've done the same..
  10. Crikey...CASSIO's up inda next Do we get on at 4.8 FF? Or lay it all day?
  11. Plenty of others...well known Breeding Journo John Berry German horses are now highly sought after around the world, with their reputation for toughness complementing their aura of high-class stamina. The successive Melbourne Cup victories of Monsun’s sons Fiorente and Protectionist have consolidated the appeal which German stock holds for Australian horsemen. The Freedman brothers have been among these horses’ strongest antipodean advocates, their German imports having included Lucas Cranach (Ger) (Mamool {Ire}) and Mawingo (Ger) Tertullian). The former was a Group 2 winner in Germany in June 2011 before scoring at the same level in Melbourne eight months later; while the latter, a Group 3 winner in Germany in 2011, landed the G1 Doomben Cup in Queensland the following year. The Freedman stable has now landed a second Doomben Cup courtesy of the success on Saturday of (Our) Ivanhowe (Ger) (Soldier Hollow {GB}), who now ranks as a Group 1 weight-for-age victor in both hemispheres, having previously beaten Sea The Moon in the Grosser Preis von Baden two years ago. This triumph was the second international Group 1 victory for a German horse this month: seven days previously the Gestut Fahrhof-bred Wake Forest (Ger) (Sir Percy {GB}) had taken the Man O’War S. at Belmont Park in New York. German racing might have its problems domestically, but the current sky-high international reputation of the German Thoroughbred seems likely to remain intact for years to come. btw...don't really give a flying f for the drug infested American scene ...full of trainers with a list of drug violations as long as Dee Wayne's cocaine lines
  12. Here fill ya boots... "Solid sound horses"...and that doesn't include piss'n'fart sprinters who bleed https://www.thoroughbredracing.com/articles/why-german-breds-are-sweeping-all-them-worlds-most-glamorous-races/
  13. Too true...who hasn't found a problem with 'Dio' girls for instance? Or Kraka types? These wealthy farm girls are a real treat. You'll think everything is going great on the second date as you go in for the pash outside her house, but she can only hold her crazy in for a few weeks before the cracks start to show. By date six you'll start to wonder what you're doing with your life. At this point, if you do end a relationship with a horsey gal, she'll pull the "I'm pregnant" card just to mess with your head. She has zero filter and will say absurdly offensive things, followed by "jokes babe", even though she actually means it. She has a different bestie every week, and can't hold down a job, but that's okay because Daddy's got her back. The Horsey babe is constantly sending Snaps of herself singing in her car. She also is known to put up an attention-seeking status on Facebook that's "not aimed at anyone" but totally is, followed by a "can my life get any worse" status the next day. Rather than saying what the problem is, she'll say "PM me" when asked. A Karaka girl will also happily hook up with another girl's man even though she knows he's taken, and has been known to sleep her way to a promotion. She's a ruthlessly good liar, knows how to play the victim, and is forever in denial about the carnage she causes. The Horsey girl has been kicked in the head a few too many times. Take ya pick https://www.nzherald.co.nz//lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12095624&ref=clavis
  14. Don't tell me this'll be the first time you disagree with your BFF?? Its in writing!! And this would include all of the no hopers who were on 'last chance saloon' stays as well?.. Doesnt even take into account observing a needy's need...by 'observing'...wtf knew that could be done? And the stunning but simple process to be had with moi's adding 20% to already superior form neddys...after basic form analysis...read PERFORMANCE ..after I've trusted the trainers that a neddy will GO FASTER with them on... Its great to be finally vindicated by the 'intellectual' university Professor though...
  15. Isnt it great that Kevin Hickman's cashed in his Ryman Retirement shares for a big spend up on our industry? Along with the ex plastic fantastic man Bren Lindsay the industry would be in a sorry state without these two having an expensive hobby. Now boys...about that Strathyr for HQ...so you can watch your relly relly expensive breeds and purchases race on a superb surface...every week...or 2 weeks even? Just rope in the other big wigs with dosh to burn...like Sir Pat and the Vella Fella...and let the show begin! https://www.tdnausnz.com.au/edition/2018-08-15/valachi-downs-on-the-rise
  16. The Lammas brothers are doing an oustanding job in the hairy Stakes for sure... Bud's is not quite as luxuriant but at least his partner doesn't have to part the incredible mass to find the moosh for a pash...
  17. Oh moi gawd...I do wish Slippery Simple Slimon stays as 'leader'.. Hes the Knat's 'David Cunnilith'... ..alongside Cindy, on the hustings podiums, he's going to look like a complete fool.. ...Poor chap's obviously got some intelligence being an ex Clown Prosecutor... ...but it's all about how one comes across in NZ politics...and he ain't got it In terms of "business confidence and straight out common sense" the only thing that resembled that during 9 long tortuous years...was Sir Donkey making friends with Ritchie... ...all Donkey did was import a whole heap of Immigrants...fired up the housing market, so his voters got mega rich...which became the basis for the economy.. ...and suddenly they've got all the new answers after 9 lonnnnggg years... yea na
  18. Haha missed all this b/s... While I was out cavorting, sans clothes, in the Black sand dunes of Muriwai...with the Princess and Beth... ...yous guys were giving up more stats...so boring But this is relly relly enlightening curios So does a "definite winning advantage" translate to neddys going faster with said hoods or not...seeing as you said "prove they make them go faster" Cant wait...answers on the back of a postage stamp thanks...save packaging
  19. And this is how it works... http://www.hkjc.com/english/racinginfo/racing_course_time.htm Each superior class is faster...pretty bloody obvious I'd say ...apart from the odd example.. Like moi's superior system of class over time Where Woddy thought the time in a maiden 2yo race was superior to a G1 effort ...where it almost beat the time in the last 2 runnings of the Karaka Mill..on exactly the same rating Track...at HQ! apples v apples
  20. De Lore has another enlightening article this week with Vlandys.... This boy just keeps pulling out the big journalistic guns...no wonder he's going to be the Thoroughbred Media Award winner... Meanwhile Slippery Slimon is more concerned about the real big issues... like his leaks....and his big journey..."meeting Slimon" The Racing Minister will be real concerned about the 'opposition' he's up against for sure
  21. Ed Zachery... The Germans went through the pain...and now they've taken over the World ...breeding and racing World that is....pound for pound
  22. I'm sorry but it simply is true... Theres stock standard times in HK. And Singapore, for example, as they move through... @ 10L From Griffin to Group class in HK.....are you saying it's different here?
  23. It's called 'measured thinking while ringing up big heads like the Vella Fella and Sir Pat and running it by them'
  24. Your gobbledygook is just bizarre... A good individual performance in the very best of company translates to superior performance in inferior class...read FORM ANSLYSIS ...it's that simple Of course you and your friend hardly punt here at all...gee let me think why... Of course each rating band has its own superior speed rating to the next... who the f knew?? Alors...a neddy racing in Black Type ...and to my form requirements...I.e. a PERFORMANCE I can appreciate and follows the pattern I've established over many years...gets da tick... at value... In the odd occasion that a neddy coming through the grades tops off superior performances in better class...I can hack And I factor in things like 'unsuitable track', 'wide in the open', unlucky runs Which bizarrely you two can't seem to work out... Like "prove Blinkers make them go faster" Bizarro crapola like that
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