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Thomass

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  1. Rule 638(3) A Rider shall not: [...] (b) strike a horse with a whip in a manner or to an extent which is: i (i) unnecessary, or ii (ii) excessive, or iii (iii) improper vii (vii) causing injury to the horse. Let me tell you.....a WELT is an injury ...ok? No photoshop...AMAREALINHA straight after being unsaddled
  2. We've been through this before...are you deaf? BTW it's ILLEGAL to leave WELTS...ok? But the HOPELESS RIU were never going to question their Favourite son...or their fav Orange Army...they're shit scared of big Davo... ...hell they even encouraged him into the JCA room so he could lie about "an inexperienced apprentice" creating mayhem... ...when she was a Senior Jockey Heres the head on Video Nasty of CHEATING OPEE cheating and absolutely giving it to a filly...leaving welts... ...and the Stockholm Syndrome she's now developed
  3. Good luck for the trip and God speed et el... ...but seriously...ADDYEBB has pantsed her...and there's 20 or more of that class waiting in the wings... ...Lets hope the owners get to go up the Tower, smoke some Gauloises, get pissed on a few bubbles, eat some Ultra blue that smells like a festering toe and can can their dreams away... ...and they're free
  4. Yes relly relly... When Cheating Opee smashed AMAREALINHA 23 times leaving WELTS he was also laughing that the other Jocks were obeying THE RULES...ok?
  5. Any 'idea' you have about horse psychology was totally expunged when you 'thought' horse breakers were to blame for Blinker Applications MR ED would laugh in your face
  6. No, Punters want the Champagne not to be the toxic oxidized cesspit it currently is... The Idiot Wind has blown the irrigation all over the place and all punters NEED TO KNOW is where thats gone...ok? JUST GIVE PUNTERS THE READINGS TAKEN..ok? It isn't hard And its this simple...if Whanganui's rail to 4.5 M is H 11...reduce the neddys drawn close to the Death Zone by a huge margin Why can't you understand basic shit
  7. This is the continual Autumnal reality now for Syders... The Global Warming phenomenon has decided to secure the Jet Stream into a fixed circular motion @ @ @ NSW and Sydney in particular Vlandle needs to move the dates back to March to avoid his 'Championships' becoming a wet season event...
  8. Brill for the Horror Rata's of this World... Sucked if you were a Marlborough Devotee Maybe Pitty can get his stick out..do a few stabs where Timmy Mills did his... ....and let us know where the irrigation hit and where it missed.. Thanks Pitty
  9. Great workout strategy...but who else was anxious his wee legs would snap and spear his ass?
  10. Look people make mistakes Kev..even moi...once Raceday control made an error with a 3 and a 4....happens once in a blue moon... By far the greatest sin is not letting Punters know the stick readings up the straight every meeting... If the rails had irrigation being Shang highed all over the place with the wind......then Punters have a right to know that? Right?
  11. Now I realise you 'think' you have to play the Dev's advocate... But this is too serious to play around with... Just take it as read...the EXPERTS have done the research comparing Whip and Non Whip races in the Northern Hem... ...and the EXPERT Ozzie Daniel O'Sullivan has agreed the diff is 0.5 secs or 3L So don't start spinning the b/s on this...ok?
  12. HB and Awapuni have the kahunas so far... The problem is it STILL isn't good enough The entire reading of the front straight to the running width is what Punters need...not the piddling 4.5M they give us now A shit lot of good that does on a Whangas H11 when 4.5M is the DEATH ZONE and not one f'er uses it... ...apart from the seagulls doing their emergency defications on said shit hole The horses are OFF THE TRACK at the 10/15M mark and Punters have no idea what ground that is YOU listening Bernie?? https://loveracing.nz/OnHorseFiles/NRB Meeting News/Awapuni - NZ Going Report - 2021-03-05 1031.pdfj
  13. FFS...can't you read? It's what she WANTED to say...i said! And that's exactly what she would've said to the Barman post race...even without a solid Rumncoke...she looks like a rnc type doesn't she?
  14. Guerin finally came up with a good interview in Jim.... ..if you can ignore the incredibly HOT look sweet Ems had last week... ..Jims interview is a few minutes in...great story
  15. I'm HEARTILY sick of Theives on Wheels types coming on here...half cocked... Ive provided ALL of the links on here wrt the research done cf Whip and non Whip races... The evidence showed a 0.5 sec divide...rubber stamped by the Doyen of form analyst..Australia's Daniel O'Sullivan If you're too lazy to read Opee's entire cheating rap sheet...just read the Tauranga incident Nearly as bad as AMAREALINHA who got thrashed with 23 strikes leaving welts... ...with 20 strikes...twice as much as allowed before the 100...and twice using the CHEATING consecutive strikes...once 4 consecutive strikes in a row... He well and truely CHEATED the rules to win by a short margin.. Definitly a .5 sec faster if he hadn't used a Whip at all Now don't get back to me in future unless you read an ENTIRE thread
  16. Seriously though Horace...go straight to the horse's mouth on this...because these blokes are no longer ACCOUNTABLE The weekly radio show with Earily and Gobder"..where Earily at least asked some patsy questions has now gone...so they're a law unto themselves mike.godber@riu.org.nz Email him and let us know... While you're asking about that...maybe you could slip in the question... 'Why are the RIU pre race testing 70% of the time in the smalls like '? Thatd be 'interesting' as well Good luck
  17. Pretty much word for word from Allpress...and good on her Sweenz "how's this goat Track Lisa" "...oh I don't really want to....the tracks not as good as it could be on Oaks Day...Its 'interesting...its patchy" Yea good on you Lisa...forever the diplomat..but we got want you wanted to say "The 'Champagne Turf' was oxidised to hell and it's a f in disgrace" A fast lane of 6 M all day and to hell with the rest..we get it Lisa Did Punters get the new Going Stick map some Clubs have rolled out? F NO...screw the Punters...they don't matter
  18. Maybe it's just bad coaching at the App school? Noel Harris probably doesn't realise what his Apps are getting up to... He was very much a coaxing and balance rider with the rump whip stroke striking as the hindquarter was on the forward phase... Definitely not like Joe Kammarudden on Wednesday...who flank whipped his way up the Muttamutta straight...
  19. Thankfully for you... ..the heavens are opening and it'll be either called off or they'll run in the monsoon... Keewees like nothing more than a good monsoon...
  20. Bernie Sordinary and his very f in Ordinary Board did They docked a few days off...added a fine....so the BIG OWNERS could pay that and keep them on in the BIG OWNER races... ...oh and then counted Sth Island Industry days in the suspension.... ...where Cheating Opee never goes...excepting to gay Gorrre for the country music spectacular So good old Opes says "you f in beauty...thanks Sordinary"
  21. Why are you laughing? These Jockstraps are CHEATING.... ...horses are having welts left courtesy of Cheating Opee and Willow.... Incredibly you 'think' the adrenaline has kicked in and they can't feel pain? ...but you simply ignore the Stats that tell us "@3L faster with the Whip" So it's the noise is it? Why not wack them between the ears so they get to hear more then? Would you feel anything in that noggin of yours after the adrenaline's kicked in with a Hippo on your hip...whippin' your sweet hairy ass? And of course nothing post chase after he's left a his welts Just like AMAREALINHA.... yea na
  22. Well done...you guessed right AND you didn't mention those disgraceful excuses for an equine...top marks Cheating Opee doesn't need to learn to count though... If he wants to cheat he cheats... Davo Ellis says he "abhors unfair advantage" What Big Dave needs to do to live the Gospel according to Dave... Is A/ Teach Opee to count...and.... B/ STOP cheating What he fails to realise is that Opee thinks he's God and as his partner says... "Opee's VERY STRONGLY for the Whip" And leaving WELT mark on his mounts Like Vow and Declare's Jock did when winning the Cup
  23. Fair dinkum.... We've done this to death and you still don't LISTEN Alors....if said horse draws insideish on an H 11 at Whangas... ...the chances of either dropping out or heading straight to the front on a DEATH ZONE Track...to avoid certain DEATH ...is now incremental to its odds of winning Thats all one needs to evaluate... Some half widgets like bazzo and Gras 'invest' on the death zone attendees...finding 'value' ...they wouldnt know death zone if the grim reaper sythed their winkies off and gave them 2 minutes to get the f out of his space The Oirish explain that away with "fecken idjiots" So it's a universal language easily understood... ....apart from you and them
  24. Of course not.. ...they probably went to school to eat their lunch... ...and Opee definitely comes under that category How can he mistake 5 for 10 and not know what CONSECUTIVE 4 strikes entails? The ONLY explanation was that he BLATANTLY CHEATED on that horse... ...and you conveniently keep forgetting the STATS which state "whipping forces horses to move @3L FASTER" Cheating Opee couldn't help himself...4 times in a year...and BLATANTLY Of course Walker and Cheating Opee should have lost these placings 6 is an error with a suspension...7 a long suspension and fine... 8 is DEFINITELY requiring a DQ Hope that helps
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