Thomass

What a personality....a real shame our Jocks can't develop theirs with ZERO chance now sans presenters

And then Messara comes out yesterday after being elected head honcho of Racing Australia... ...and guess what the first thing he brings up with Richo?? Good guess...THE WHIP and Racings social license to use it... So were going to be changing this new RIDICULOUS rule about to come in here of non consecutive unlimited strikes in the last 100 real soon...not due until September ...Messara will knock heads on a new nationwide rule change and we'll have to follow suit...before we've even used it Our Jockey association is wayyy too powerful and heavily influenced the new rule AGAINST the new World order trend Max 5/8 strikes in Europe...as much as 15 here

Oh yea, silly meme loss moi... Add Ralffy Manning to that list... Had a brain explosion on Trackside..calling "Handicapper is CORRUPT" Got a stiff fine for his battle with English comprehension then REFUSED point blank any more interviews to publicise and promote the sport thats given him a living all these years... Cancel his license too

Wow, the yanks have finally had enough of the dirty cheat Bobs Baffert.. The Dirty Derby cheat gets 2 years for producing the Kentucky Derby winner...DIRTY It was too much for Churchill Downs to stomach after CONSTANT drug violations over the years.. Good riddance

So thanks to moi, these boys at HQ are starting to get all 'punter friendly' like and producing wee bits of gemstones... ...a pity their safety protocols and trimming Willie's bush is all to f...but little acorns et el This is the type of info thats stock standard in HK... It puts to bed the likes of Lord Lardy Mardi grass nutbars who try to tell punters... ..."populations stats are for losers" yea na Enjoy

How cute was this wee bairn?

So NZTR's newish Board...SHIT scared of offending Jockeys and their money hungry Managers... ..after months of limp wristed dragged out 'consultation'...in case Australia moved first..particularly Victoria... Decides to wet bus ticket a limp response to appease the Bashers and Thoroughbred haters...who don't care about the science of how the Whip causes pain... ...where the new rule simply alters to... "No Whip use for consecutive strides in the last 100" FFS...that opens a massive can of worms wrt INTEGRITY of the result... What Jock in the heat of battle will think "shit no consecutive in the last 4 stides when that's all I need to win" And remember...NO PROTESTS ALLOWED for overuse of the Whip... ...which Australia allows... Its a PATHETIC compromise that'll destroy the INTEGRITY of important Black Type racing where Jockeys won't give a shit about following the 'guidelines'...and CHEAT Just like Opee did on AMARELINHA when winning a Group 3 a few months back.. ILLEGALLY

No matter what her circumstances Naomi refused to do media...as does Dummy and Rae Terri Rae point blank refuses to do post race interviews...ask Rodley In the last review of Jockey Riding Fees...and which they received a substantial increase...amid covid and while others had to tread water... Saundry reminded Jockeys that "now you've received a very generous increase...you should make yourselves available to media...Please" So at the present time....amidst this atrocious lack of Thoroughbred ATMOSPHERE on Trackside...sans audio...not even a Neddy Fart.... Dumbo the Clown should be contemplating making a return to sucking the dummy rather than spitting it out.. ...or take the sex and travel option..it's that simple

And your memes like a sieve... DUMMY laughed like a hyena in Clarke's face then turned to the camera and gave the 2 finger salute to his funders... Screw him

That USED to be the case here as well Gammy... ...until SLACKside TV decided to ditch the course interviewers for a ... ....PATHETIC Racing experience of pure SILENCE sans audio... ...a TOTAL Casino experience only... with ZERO atmosphere

How about coming face to face with this needy in the middle of noir? That ice blue eye could put you right off cream....

So Naomi says she's got mental health problems and she's going to get it sorted... ...good on her... But imagine ANY sport where participants all refused promotion of the sport because they got pinged telling TOTAL B/S Just like Dumbo Dummy did?

It's called POETIC LICENSE! Who's snogging who... whos trying hard...who's not paying... Its wayyy better than vanilla...or do you like plain with no frills?

Some very good reviews on this true story about the Welsh Grand National Winner DREAM ALLIANCE..Toni Colette stars...say no more

Oh..should have inserted 'Wayne I left my wife with 2 disabled children for the office floozy Bennett' This week he refused to take questions from a 'fans' week of media...but saw the light of attending main media interviews when he couldn't take the fines no more....considering he was paying his alimony dues and all... Anyway those headliners REFUSE to promote the sport they so willingly take prize money from....supplied by their 'fans' and Punters who work their ass's off to help Dummy by far the worse...spewing total LIES to the betting public... ...then rubbing it in their faces when he won the race and collected the punt.... Still SPITTING THE DUMMY all those years later... Should face continual sanctions....and ultimately rubbed out of the game that allows him all of his fun...at the expense of Punters...

Oh too true Huey.... And the other Jockey agent Rodley is exactly the same... ...a few months back he told viewers to "beware backing Callaways mount...his strike rate is terrible" Of course Callaway won the race to moi's applause! Can you imagine Sweenz and Rodley EVER criticizing their own Jockeys? YEA NA!

Oh yea, the readily available Judicial Cameras down in the Inquiry room... A few things here...that room is dead set full of distractions...nuts, chippies, dips et el...especially for the JCA fat ass's to scoff...assisted by starving Stipes... ...but mostly they love a wee trip upstairs to the Comms box for a chat to their buddies...its a GAUREENTEED R&R distraction for at least a few minutes from the days tedium of disciplining trainers for leaving off towels when saddling... ...and if they're a little late....as was the case in this 'Willie trim your Bush' so we can see incident... ...they missed their chance of alerting the starter.... ....and then there's the case of the missing cameras due to cost cutting....which they complained about the day after Melbourne Cup day at Avondale...where 2 horses had to be euthanised...and they couldn't 'observe' from the comfort of their lazy boys... SO...even with all the tech available...and a quick flick of a switch to enable cell phone observance of said tech... ...the good old fashioned EYES are still the fall back option ain't they? Unless Wilcox hasn't trimmed his bush...and then they're in the shit... ....and thats a fact

She's been watching CWJ! 'ride for luck possibly win...go round them and probably lose'!

Too cute this...

How so.....'tax augmentation', same ownership group devolved to wives, lovers, 'lawyers'? Shirley we have to trust these nouveau riche because if we don't... ...how can we trust anyone or anything??

Well at that....they're very experienced! But pinging that dirty cheat David Walker...was totes justified In this case of the RIU FAILING to do their jobs....AGAIN They would've been better sitting on top of the cabbage tree....smoking it And they could've arksed the 2 HQ track invaders "WTF yous doing" But you'd have noted how the incompetent 'stipes' apportioned blame in their 'report' 3 times they added "ARC Track staff" Absolving themselves of ANY blame whatsoever... And that's how they operate

Maybe the local Green Society has put a moratorium on cutting down Paul Wilcox's Cabbage trees and his associated Bush Glade there? Cmon Willie...stop being a Greenie... ...top the Cabbage, tidy up your bush and make sure the HOPELESS RIU are up in the Comms box BEFORE each race starts... So they've got no excuses for making sure the track's clear....ok? Do it by this weekend's meeting....ok? You're in charge of HQ and it looks a bloody mess at the moment... SAFETY is being COMPROMISED and the Trackside viewing is Bush quality...ok? Thanks

Well Gammy that Sunshine State one was a Kiwi wasn't he? Thats the problem with our 'random' testing....add VERY INFREQUENT When they 'randomed' the Ruakaka scene a couple of years ago...it was the FIRST time they'd EVER been there...caught 4 out Our Drug 'testing' is appalling... The only way to clean up NZ's rampant drug acceptance in society...and the Racing Industry in particular... ...is HAIR FOLLICLE testing...shows a 3 month time line and grabs the Meth heads BTW Big Red Sharrock will be in his wee brothers ear about this... Bruce Sharrock is on the NZTR Board...and Red will be hounding the hell out of him until a far better protocol is in place FFS the INTEGRITY of NZ Thoroughbred racing is on the line here And INTEGRITY is everything

Great money when you fork out 56k as a yearling.. Goes to a good home...and WRITTEN TYCOON

Ok...granted...MOI's French... ...but what Englaisman hasn't used French letters before?