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I consulted a maths teacher actually...so they're VERY accurate About as much chance of being struck by lightning... ..and there were ZERO clouds around that day... Show us your workings then...and I'll show you mine 1-2-3-4-5-7 barriers on an 8 bottle table RIB "an RIB member observed the process" Is Craig Baker a dagg part time trickster who moved the Moets around so fast Brady got dizzy? Did Brady observe the numbers coming out of a bag for instance?

Onya Aces, I knew I could rely on you and Freda for the ability to smell horse shit when you see it! Just to regurgitate...not only 2 tables...but 2 rows together..one of 2..1-2 barriers....one of 3 ... 3-4-5 barriers!! 0.00000135 chance! Now in the vernacular...looks like horse shit, smells like horse shit, tastes like horse shit...washed down with Moet...still horse shit it IS HORSE SHIT!!!

What Freda said...post it in your hat....tattoo it to your noggin.. "After dusting off all the peripheral stuff.....in plain English, it is not enough for a process to be impartial, it must be SEEN to be impartial. Above reproach."

I'm a simple simpleton... In that regard moi fails to understand from one to another how you can't come to grips with the main point wrt INTEGRITY of the process.. No f'er gives a flying fox if barriers matter or not...

Isn't Waterhouse a bad example though? Like her Dadda, her modus is to send them forward and to hell with what barrier.. Trains them like hard and fast..and like her Dadda...huge turnover of horses after they break down Tommy didn't care...as long as he got the money The point here being EVERY owner/trainer had the right to expect a random spread of barrier numbers... ...not some amateur shit show where 2 rows had 1-2 in a row of 2 and 3-4-5 in a row of 3...right alongside each other 0.00000135 shit show of that happening in a random 'draw'

Yea but you're OLDE school ...and there's no fool like an OLDE fool When Big Davo hears about this he's gunna kick the cat...and he usually loves pussies

Totally irrelevant of course What I would say is a 200/1 outsider drawing the ace..slotted an easy run all the way...while Davo's choice of 10 had to be used up...slotting one behind the roughy who than ran down Te Akau's horse who had a harder run

You've been reading my mail Freda! REPROACH is exactly the same word I used in the RIB letter If the industry decides on a GIMMICK type barrier party...there needs to be one organisation involved...the RIB...and NO office boys from ATR splashing Mow Ett all over the show...like they should've done with their barrier numbers When Big Davo hears he's been a part of a shit show he'll spit tacks he wasn't in on the farce

Of course that's my point... When the INTEGRITY of a process is highly F'ED/ INCOMPETENT... ,,,and stats such as 4 of the first 6 'selections' tapping the grubby cluster of 5 One MUST always be aware of corruption in a WAGERING industry One of the 'selectors' was NZ Bloodstock's Jones...was he viewing the tables from the NZB cafe with a pair of high powered bi knocks...then selected Barrier 2 from the dirty cluster.. That's the conjecture that arises when INTEGRITY processes get handed over to a bunch of amateurs who polished off the left over Mow Ett's before the draw Did ATR's office boy Craig Baker tell RIB's Brady... "Hey Brady boy...the numbers are all under the bottles after you arrived late...just need mixing" Brady..being in the RIB and hard of hearing "sweet az brother...you've mixed them already...onya" "yeana....hahahaha...good one Brady" FFS Specsavers have even branched out into cheap az hearing aids now... Brades needs to visit for glasses as well...after he continually misses Sammy Spratt flicking her mount's flanks in consecutive strides...by pretending to show them the whip...who knew neddys had eyes on their flank eh??

What's wid da CONTANT contrary maryness?? Sometimes one just has to admit shit...that our ICONIC race...the Blue Riband Derby...had its draw organised by a bunch of f in amateurs who didn't take due care Of course Lotto 1-2-3-4-17-9 is not statistically impossible...if the numbers are jumbled in a machine In the Champagne scandal...1-2-3-4-5 were in a wee corner all by themselves...with fairy dust sprinkled all over them Why did the 'lucky' 4 selectors of the first 6 simply ignore the first 3 bottles on the left row and keep diving for the cluster of 5? Reece must've looked at the board...observed the GIANT "statistical anomaly" sticking out like a puss filled black head and thought "f moi...that 5 marble MUST be where 1-2-3-4 were" Voila!!! Sacre Blu!!! As for Black Type...last time I looked BT was worth more for 3rd than 4th...incredible I know Big Davo attaches his advertising to the fact he buys BLACK TYPE performers He loves nothing more than buying from Cambridge Stud, improving their broodmares along with rubber stamping his judgement This F UP needs to be front footed by RIB's Mike zilch transparency Clement...publish what went wrong and fix it going forward...not backward BUT Reefton has never been more right when he said "RIB f me...what transparency...it's all smoke'n'mirrors" And his mob grow the best green in Te Waipounamu...so he should know

So nice to see you again Freda...I've missed you terribly

Never suggested anyone was in the know... But of the first 6 selections...4 were from the cluster of 5..1-2-3-4 Make your own conclusions from whatever... I suggested smart az buttons Reecey saw the pattern and dived in without inside knowledge... if his neddy gets Black Type...he should be bonused by Big Davo IMHO

Oops...that should read the right row on the left table ffs! 3-4-5 on the right row Simple az

It's true me and eye have a connection to Obama...both use our lefts...some say too often Alors...a bit more information for your divulgence.. The left table had 3 rows...3-2-3 The middle row had barriers 1 & 2 The left row had 3-4-5 barriers Now poke me in the eye with a hot poker and call me Admiral Nelson if you like... But even he with a telescope up agin his blind left could calculate the chance of a random 5 numbers in a direct cluster would be @...17 divided by 1...5 x ...carry the 1 then 2 x 4 = @ 0.00000135...give or take a bit Five/8's of f all yet the RIB and Auckland Thoroughbred Racing would have us believe it was '"random az bro" What would save them from looking like a red assed baboon ready to mate...is to admit they f'ed up and for the RIB to say to the industry..."screw gimmicks...we're sending in the numbers police from now on" Simple az bro

Holy shit...where's da time gonnnnne...it's like moi's never been away!! Anyway when da shit hits da fan one MUST post...to draw attention to the hopelessly inept RIB's red facetime moment Let's get straight to da shit.. Did anybody...per chance... get to see the live Derby draw?? Alors...let moi take you through it 2 tables of Mow Et bottles with a simple number underneath...that being the barrier draw Table to the left...with 5 bottles on the far right hand side...all cosied around one another...all CORRUPT or INCOMPETENT like... sitting there glistening in the setting sun Cut a long story short...someone...maybe Craig Baker...forgot to tell the RIB's Brady..."I've put all the numbers together and they need to be mixed up before the owners reps go up to select a bottle of bubbs...ok"? So where were the first 5 barrier numbers? You smarties guessed it...ALL cosied around one another on the left table to the far right.. Reece Trumper..as smart as chips...sees the blindingly obvious pattern....when it's his turn...after the first 4 have gone... of the 5 cosied up... selects the last bottle of the group of the cosy 5...and gets 5!!!! Holy fuck...quelle surprise eh Reecey??? Now this could be a massive coincidence...but I'm betting my left it's a 'holy f'in shit...we forgot to move the numbers around" moment It'd be f in hilarious if it wasn't for the fact this type of cock up has a wee sniff of possible corruption attached to it...did the 'mixer' tell any stakeholder what they'd done?? And it comes from a long line of cock ups when gimmicky barrier draws shows are being held...just ask our neighbours...

That's it mate That Panorama Doco thread was perfectly legit so I'm gonnnnne Enjoy scraping for posts

It's YOU'RE Mooner You are...YOU're a divkhead sometimes Alors...Your divk looks like your head NO paid interviews in this Panorama shocker I can assure you

WTF are you on about? EVERY luminary in the British Thoroughbred industry knows it's going to be DAMNING I was merely alerting Industry participants to be AWARE of what's coming... So STOP DELETING MY PERFECTLY RELEVENT THREADS OK

Why are you deleting my Panorama thread?

Well done, what took you so long to discover GIFs?

That's right...CHEATING Opee BASHED his 23 times with WELTS added NZTR's PATHETIC Whip 'consultation' was last November and still NOTHING publicly announced about the proposed new rule... WHICH is even worse for Integrity of the result... Banning consecutive strikes in the last 100 will only increase cases of CHEATING How thick are the Board of NZTR? VERY

Great come back from this boy....imagine being a battling Jock, not a successful one

Well they can protest in Australia..not here The INTEGRITY of the result in Black Type Racing is being compromised then.... Opee cheats in a G 3 and Black type 'INTEGRITY' gets rubber stamped off a Cheating performance

We realise you've got Covid brain in your lockdown waterboy In case you ain't woke up yet... ...The Whip Rules are trending AWAY from your 'slather' WTF knew...not you #wakethefup

Poor Apprentice will make the Bloopers of the year awards for sure