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Thomass

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  1. Maybe they got the Watergate tapes wrongly analysed as well then C?? Are you a Bafferteer then...NSAID's all day everyday sans the day before racing...but doubled up 2 days before that with varying product labels for an extra boost? Snake oil or venom you selling him when 2 years is up?
  2. Mooner! Oh those memes of bygones lost in da fog of too many Wimbledon Pimms cockies! Undoubtedly you'd have been a Pimmsy coinaseuer? Crevat and Cwicket Blazer, matching White troozers and pink socks? ALLEZ le Blur it was when moi followed BALMERINO to his near Arc triumph in '77...supping Lion Red in honouer of Trictracs beast Moi's Barta Bullets and Beige Stubbies were De Riguer in those days...what a sight moi must have been for those ignorantly dressed Frogs on that meme day... ..shouting moi's man breasts off with a nicely developing beer belly... Those were the days...thanks for scratching moi's itch for the past again moon Best
  3. So Bernie gets on the tweeter feed and goes joyously nuts over his Queen's 'joy'..stolen by Meghan... ...and compares hers with Ruakaka.... 'where da Turf meets da Surf' stolen from Del Mar... Then forgets to add NZ's stolen 'joy'...when the PATHETIC Trackside' decided to remove EVERYTHING that brings JOY to punters here Now produces...ZERO atmosphere, ZERO horsey sounds, ZERO personality, in fact just a BIG FAT ZERO JOY F me...the f'ers have even removed the start microphone where we could have heard McGovern f'in up the start again at Kaka Slackside has become even more of a painful event for NZ punters post covid...and thats saying something And they expect punters to bet only on our 'product' Pftttttt
  4. I'm sorry you're as ignorant as an NZTR suit.... Riccarton had the same problem and watered the 3 width fast lane on the outside of the track... You see if the Track Manager posts the NZTR directive of conditions to the 4.5M as H 11 when they're running on the outside which could be S 7,8,9... Wtf is the use of that to a PUNTER?
  5. The good old Washington Post are onto Baffo.... Hes a DISGRACEFUL example of a 'horseman' https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/06/18/bob-baffert-horse-deaths-drug-violations/
  6. Just how CLASSY is Ass Kit? Compare Yankee dirt track racing and its chalk and cheese... ...and superior peeps who went to public school and became fags...Oarsome
  7. How many times do you need a slap before you realise Opee's CHEATING enabled him to get momentum up in the heavy ground before the 100? He then bashed the shit out of it leaving WELTS...which is also ILLEGAL ok?
  8. It's called DRUG FREE Racing...ok? Unless 'The complete guide to cheats and vagabonds' is written and every single drug is analysed for its performance enhancements... ...we'll have to do with DFR... ok?
  9. Mate I don't care if you backed the entire card while whistling dixie... You're entirely missing the pointS Punters have the ABSOLUTE right to know the EXACT track conditions where the races are held These Whanganui Jockstrap Club 'officials' may as well have posted the condition of the walking track by the old Whanga dirt slide up to Jerusalem Valley then onto the Bridge to F in Nowhere.... Why post a reading to 4.5 M if they're not racing on it ffs? Tommo Mills had the same prob....so he watered it NZTR should be all over this from a H & S point...14 runners into 3 widths doesn't go...wtf knew? One day a few will exit over the outside fence and maim somebody And it'll be on NZTR's useless heads
  10. What a cesspit of a track this outfit has.... Easily fixed...yet they allow a DANGEROUS super fast lane down the outside where only 3/4 widths are fast... Solution...put a fricken outside rail up...or water the damn thing into oblivion... To MAKE RACING FAIR ACROSS THE WIDTH...wtf knew how easy? Then NZTR allows their Track manager to post blatantly INACCURATE Track data... I.E the pen reading is only taken to the 4.5 mark When they're coming down the outside from Race 1...FFS Simple question for the NZTR simpletons Whats the reading where the field ACTUALLY RACES ON? Thanks
  11. Interesting data entry staff some outfits have....First the TAB now a gumment department https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/racing/125494496/government-cash-for-race-track-upgrade-ends-up-in-wrong-bank-account
  12. NZTR have signed up to an excellent care package for drug and alcohol problematic license holders.... ...with the Salvation Army However...for those who refuse to accept they have a problem...such as Waddell... ...."weed is a big part of my life" INCREDIBLY the RIU's drug testing 'protocols' FALIED to pick up his prolonged habit Ask yourself this... Would a consistent drug testing protocol...including hair follicle testing... ...instead of the PATHETIC RIU's avoidance system now ...have picked up this habit sooner and avoided the disgraceful episode of what Waddell did to the Industry?
  13. Game changer for sure... ..take a look at GOLDEN EAGLE yesterday Sat 4 wide without cover the trip.... No kick back in its face...sling shot off the banked turn...and ground away to win Some interesting patterns developing
  14. Exactly....5/8 max in Europe We had Opee smashing AMARELINHA 23 Times while winning a G 3 and NO PROTEST allowed.... ...weres does the INTEGRITY of the Stud Book stand allowing some to cheat while others abide by the RULES? Just look how clean and tidy our Amatuer races are now without the Whip
  15. So the HOPELESS 'form analysts' at the NZ Tab... ...decided that S for Synthetic ACTUALLY means SOFT Yep you guessed it The f wits have attributed SYNTHETIC FORM into the SOFT track column of their 'form guides' Only a relly relly stupid person would do this...or some data entry ignoramus with no f in idea...yea that
  16. So good old Big Red had a wee chat in his bro's lug and guess what.. Bro being on the Board...pulled some strings...whispered sweet nothings in Cammy Georgus George's lug... And they're having a review! What a f in surprise that is!
  17. Here's a tip Go away...read up about PICOGRAMS and find the link to the recent mass drugging of horses and the Feds investigations which led to how the crims covered it up for so long..
  18. Ahhhhh Kotare Chief when he won the Cup all fonged up?
  19. Kristy is an OUSTANDING woman of fine standing and pedigree Not only does she listen when I give her good advice... But she also ACTS on any advice I've given her In fact I think her and moi have another serious chat coming up wrt INTEGRITY Watch this space
  20. Seriously...has ANYBODY ever heard Robbie open his mouth and talk sense? Not only does he talk in riddles but he was warned off as well... So ask ya self
  21. Well roll me up in a Reefer and call me a DOPE WTF does it take in this country...ney 'racing industry' to get a ... LIFE BAN?? Call Ross Neal a philanderer....Grimstone a racist....Godber incompetent? Probably.... ...but threaten any Jockey's life...ring up Fatty Pogo Stik at the Wakatoo Racing Inc and tell him he's dead.... ...and you get to come back into the industry after a few years F Me senseless The saddest thing in all of this ABSOLUTE F UP though... Is how the HOPELESS RIU FAILED to pick up Waddell's admitted.. "weed is a big part of my life" Considering a basic urine test can pick up 3 months use.. HTF did he get away with it for so long? Oh yea...the HOPELESS RIU allowed him to ride with drugs in his system for all of those years... #integritynzstyle
  22. How good is Frankie's personality?
  23. Its measured in WINNERS ARE GRINNERS....ok? It merely mirrors the HK data that shows EXACTLY the same thing... As the class strengthens..class beats ass...wtf knew? Its like moi's previous dissertations on Premier v Mid Weak form... And poor wee C's spanking which they've never recovered from 'When the moneys up....R 65's are PRIMED to the minute to run FASTER than mid weak... Yea that.. Who knew?
  24. Really really insightful Kodsey.... Me myself eye prefers Thai...spicey, coco creamed and whipped all in together Best broth in town... Alors....when a newbie in short pants is trying a Thai broth for the first time they want HONESTY.... Is it all above bored and are the ingredients handled to the best specifications imaginable So they come away satisfied and not disillusioned they've been given a shit head stew
  25. Far too weird what's it....did the glue get stuck around the electrics? Was this the race Opee rode RECKLESSLY..... Right handle bar down...into Spratty...creating carnage further out which nearly sent a few over the fence?
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