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So poor Kozzi Asano....you can't really blame him for BASHING IMAREADY to sneak in by a nostril can you? In all 22 BASHES...including 8 before the 100M which enabled him to keep momentum up..fined a piddling 3 Hundy The runner up? Nabber strikes 3 times and keeps well within the rules Of course Nabber and the HOT FAV 'EL NOIR' can protest...Shirley...Just like they can in Australia yea? NO! Don't be fucken silly Its open slather...so Cheating Kozzi smacked his mount 22 times to get up...including constant FLANK whipping Incredibly NZTR were one of the first to sign up to outlawing FLANK whipping under International rules Guess how The NZ Racing 'Integrity' Boys rule that new animal welfare consideration? Yep...they IGNORE it What an UNPROFESSIONAL jurisdiction we truely are #integritynzstyle

Oh let's not forget Sweenz... Bev joined the pathetic attempt at a 'new' Thoroughbred 'form analysis' as well... ...Planting himself in front of The World...sans NZ Any Thoroughbred Bunting spotted? Fuck no Its called THE DISINTEGRATION of commitment to PROMOTING NZ THOROUGHBRED RACING Trackside gives us more promotion of the freaken Dipton Dogs out of Dickheadsville FFS

Oh and then poor Aidey.... Spot ANY horse trinkets and I'll give you a gold star Cant they even do trinkets ffs?

Ok we get there's no Trackside presenters anymore.... As George said last week "fuck me, they've even taken away the Barrier mic....f them" Sooooo...ZERO Horsey sounds...hands up who misses a damn good Horse fart? Maybe Popps and Aidey could provide those... Speaking of which... Poor Pops has been told to do the presenting from his dog box out the back of the booyoi... #Racingnzstyle

Well of course I do... I NEED the Thoroughbred Industry to succeed Suits like Oatham don't really care about it like some of us... Its a job..and in Oathams case job with TRAVEL Boy does he f in TRAVEL..... Telly up his air fares for a season and you could pre race EVERY drug addled Jockey like Waddell for a season.... ..even pre race test a single horse every race day as well... ?..even out of competition testing...wtf knows if they even do that? One things for sure...if HQ get to have 100k averages.... Oatham's lassez fear strategy wrt INTEGRITY has got to change

Yea how good would it be to buy back the pitch'n'putt.... Do the HK thing and house the horse population in the middle...just like Laurie Laxon said! Or sell up HQ...buy the Muriwai golf course...who needs a Strath then! ...and start again... Or down by Te Akau Studs coast...so they get to clean up even more Anything to get the f outta Auckland's nightmare traffic'n'gun shooting traffic fun zone!

...nought to do with thoroughbreds but too funny to ignore

No...but I have with the RIB The problem is Oatham doesn't think ahead and send general missives out to the particular sector groups when shockers like this occur When the SI crew set ethe Barriers at the wrong distance.... Oatham should have sent a general missive out to ALL Track Managers to check distances wrt different rail positions What happened? 3 weeks later EXACTLY the same thing occurred and a horse was injured when they realised the stalls where in the wrong place again Again same with the maniac Reefton Vet who failed to inspect Reefers horse properly and allowed a bleeding horse with "lacerations" to start...

Mate I'd go and buy a SOH if I was you.. I thought it was hilarious that Willow and Olly would want to have Jamie's Female body shape to keep up with her... Sexism would be saying the Female brain is different so therefore inferior Heres the science Testosterone and estrogen are two of the biggest drivers of fat storage—they’re the whole reason that men and women tend to have different body shapes when it comes to chub. Biologically female bodies stash the stuff in thighs and butts, whereas male bodies tend to pack pounds onto the stomach. This is also partly why men tend to have more cardiovascular problems. Abdominal fat exacerbates metabolic issues and triggers all kinds of metabolic changes that have a negative impact on your cardiovascular system. Im so finely tuned to sniffing out Estrogen, as the Trackside camera zeros in on the ass of the winner, that I can tell which sex won Its fun...try it...you need some

Maybe Baffo was wearing an ill fitting glove at the time of administration? Why did he get confused about the original reasons for his cock up...had the blood gone out of his hand into his brain? American 'justice' just got Billy Cosby off too...when he's guilty as sin Yay go USA USA USA.... pfttt

Let me tell you now, there's NEVER a reason to kick a horse under race day control... Im sure these blokes will be doing far worse when the cameras are off though J K B Ridell kicked a horse in the head a few years back at the same course...got charged These blokes are going to get a serious bollocking as well... Yes they put their bodies on the line to help trainers/ owners but there's clear animal welfare rules and you're bonkers if you think it's ok to kick pasterns The buggy Whip is allowed to sting their heels...that's all

WTF is it with some people in the industry? So a horse in the last plants it's feet and won't budge... What does silly old Burridge and his crew do? They proceed to kick the horse's pasterns inch by inch until it moves In full view of Trackside cameras FFS Maybe the Integrity Committee of NZTR and ignorant old Bernie need to bang heads at the 'new' RIB.... Issue a War Dispatch 'Any f'er who kicks, encourages any harm whatsoever, including Racist rants...will be sacked forthwith' Or have their Licence to operate withdrawn...Just like a Jockey does for interference After all...what's worse..Inteference and 5 days plus fine....or kicking a horses pasterns... ...for no reprimand?

So moi gets called out for being 'sexist' for stating a FACT of life Theres absolutely nothing sexist about facts Jamie Kah's superb balance is due in no small part to her centre of fat reserves being situated around her thighs and butt... Old f'er Men's fat reserves go straight to their guts....and if tickling the Ivory's Give out bum notes when the considerable layer of fat touches a key or 3 when breathing out... Fact

Pfftttt American 'Justice' The 'right' to carry Guns has torn their society apart as well As has Baffert in Racing Violation after violation... Racing Jurisdictions MUST retain their right to withdraw licenses in these circumstances In comes under the GOOD CHARACTER moniker INTEGRITY is above and beyond Bafferts 'right' The Jockey Club will find a way...next

I used Golliwogs to compare acceptable basic standards between then and now you moron... Black kids had the choice of their own skin colour in Golliwogs...or Blonde White skinned Barbies... Guess which one was the best looking and had the best clothes Ken? Shorns an obvious Miss Marple reader though They’ve both worked like blacks, though that’s an odd term to use out here, for blacks don’t work themselves to death at all, so far as I can see. Was looking at a fellow shinning up a coconut tree to get his breakfast, then he goes to sleep for the rest of the day. Nice life.” I wonder if he asked George Simon the next morning if he went up a coconut tree to get his breakfast at trackwork?

And you're as moronic as your mate Shorn... But Gormless Shorn IMMEDIATELY ADMITTED his comments were racially offensive and unacceptable How thick are some people in the Racing Industry to think they can get away with LYING..in Dumbos case Using the F Bomb on live television...as in Vile Viaductee And BLATENT RACIAL SLANDER You and your fellow DICKHEAD supporters have lost your vacant minds if you can't see that

Platitudinous claptrap... Just like Gormless Shorn's pub joke from 40 years ago You and him would make great poster kids for the Racing Industry to attract even more Archie Bunkers However in sophisticated society times have moved way past your rubbish Agatha Christie...THE greatest crime writer with her most popular novel 'Ten Little N^*^*^s'...the cover illustration was a Golliwog with a noose around its neck... Published 1940's...that title didn't even survive the very racist USA at that time...published under another title Unbelievably the UK only changed title in 1980 Christie was VERY racist in her books...as per that time What passed then doesn't cut it now... Like childish pub banter... You go right ahead and keep doing it though... Shorn's admitted he was a complete Gormless tosspot but his supporters haven't Keep taking your Golliwog to bed and sucking your thumb though...

It's more of the same shit I'm afraid... Youd think they may have turned over a new leaf and taken a page out of THE BIBLE of INTEGRITY Racing Victoria...yea?...even BASIC shit ONE freaken Tweet in the last 8 meetings for Thoroughbreds! What a joke

The Diminutive's are PEOPLE too you know.. Even though they have to jump up and down to raise their big heads above the parapet..to be heard...they're good for target practice ...it also helps to have a mega rich sis to pay fines...sub lawyer fees...and finance the bar life

Soz Karron...missed this Gormless Shorn obviously doesn't identify as Maori then... He thinks by 'working hard' he won't be labelled Maori and "lazy" But this Gormless guy has thuck az 2 planks form... He was "severely reprimanded" for spraying his former partner during a race a few years back after he broke up with her... What with who knows....but it'd be Gormless stuff

Soz Karron...missed this Gormless Shorn obviously doesn't identify as Maori then... Hh

Why do you persist in pretending to be a subby? Youd be sacked on the first day for writing entire novels in a headline grabber anyway... ..the shorter the better impact..ok?

One only has to observe the end camera shots on Trackside.... ...of close up shots of Danielle and Sammy Spratts to realise it is indeed true that woman have bigger butts and thighs... I prefer my humans that way...and they don't mind either The only thing they don't like is cellulite...and thank da lords we can't see if they have that... Unlike moi's

That's right Hew... Ive been busy spreading the news to media outlets and let the Broadcasting Standards Tribe know that Trackside needs to apologise for any offence taken... Some of my beloved family identify as Maori so I did it for them... Having to explain to children, who also heard this broadcast, that they're not lazy because they're Maori is frankly beyond the pale... ...they didn't find it funny and nor should they

FYI Maori and NZ Sign are the ONLY official languages of NZ In your case...Pidgeon English...is still to be ratified Why don't you apply