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So as I suspected....these b/s 'track reports' are 'inspired' by these 'Track Managers'.... ....who, after numerous requests, from the likes of Doyens such as Pitty, to release ALL information.. notably these Pen. Readings they take...30 in all ...and especially in the straight...which would clearly show where a bias exists... said "bugger off" ...Remember figjam Andy Lacey taking a walk of Whanganui on Saturday and telling us the outside was 6/7...and the inside 11? And all the Track manager told us was... "@ 4 races in...then they'll be coming to the outside" ...make that the 2nd...and the 'outside' where no rating was reported... Just how stupid are these 'Track managers' to deny Punters access to this info.... ...seeing as how PUNTERS are keeping them in a job...beggars belief Read and weep 'Bernie's Blog' b/s...Saundry...gullible az "I'm sure you'll agree" bugger off...nobody agrees.. "quality information" hahahahahaha "This week you may have noticed the appearance of videos on our website and social channels from track managers leading up to their race days. This is something which had its origins from the recent Racecourse Managers’ Conference where the track managers were given a one-page brief on filming these for use online. I am sure you will agree that the track managers are all doing a great job providing the relevant information sought after by punters, trainers and owners alike. These videos, which started to go up last week, are being widely shared on social media so there is definitely an appetite for this quality information from the people charged with preparing our tracks for racing."

And you had him at 20's! Hate it when those racing incidents happen...

So you gave us a 'taste' you old goat ELLERSLIE...a new chase course...full of possibilities now Winter's about to grab us by the coolies.... ...and then you buggered off like you saw Trump or something...you twit ELLERSLIE desolation row But it wasn't your fault obviously...the Committee committed you to a life of leisure...a full 18 hole course....and then some...up the hill....Rabbitville Paradise....that's all that'll take over now... desolation row ...and Vermin of course...Rats to die for....eating their way into the wealthy neighbours pantry's...and panties when that's gone...no doubt...after they've consumed you... ...desolation row ...the Queen's City won't give a jot you've gone though...ignored for too long...the Ghosts of Champion trainer's cries of anguish of "wtf have you become"...long gone...all that will break the silence now... desolation row ...rest well you giant monolithic old thing...12 weeks will seem like an eternity...but not to your suits who supposedly work there..they're gone...off to enjoy the baubles of power on white sand and blue sky horizons... desolation row...

Hold da phone! Those are a tad wrong evidently... The ones taken off video are far more accurate... ...and Benchmarked to previous strongly run Derbys... This writer had Madhmood on equal terms to the winner as well...after allowing for a stumble 800 out...interesting

Don't forget the 'warnings' yesterday as well...including the very lenient allowances in the Amatuer race... J Fillmore MEANT TO BEExcessive use of whip [Rule 638(3)(b)(ii)] S Karnicnik KINGS KITE Excessive use of whip [Rule 638(3)(b)(ii)] W Gordon LACUSTRE Excessive use of whip [Rule 638(3)(b)(ii)] D Mansour RIPPIN Excessive use of whip [Rule 638(3)(b)(ii)] A Goindasamy GRAND RIO Excessive use of whip [Rule 638(3)(b)(ii)] This is very timely to get rid of these horrendous Amatuer riders races though... Their abusive whip record was nothing short of APPALLING last season... Either that or a good series to trial the NO WHIP concept...or possible down the shoulder use only...while retaining the reins

And all grown up! Note the Colours...just like the horse!

I counted 30...and hard ones at that..25 for the Irishman Nick Downs when 2nd in the Steeples as well...fined midweek for a whip violation... ..and what's more the Woman amatuer, abiding by the rules, can't protest!

I'm just happy Lord Sir Bishop Tamaki of the Holy Grail of Grand Poo Bahs has granted Matty his blessings to go for it...hard az So I don't give a flying gig about getting jumped now...whippee btw...what's this got to do with 'Track Videos'?? best

What a farce of farcical proportions... First off we're told there's "confusion" about were the start is... Oh that's right...it's up there...a shute somewhere...where the stalls either cant go or they're too late to shift them?? Looked like the Duck Shoot range actually.... So the Starter got his Starters license from the local Dairy obviously...and allows the subsequent leader..and winner...a running start rather than the rest who are rolling.... ...got a 6L break in no time then....Stipes Inquiry after..."no problem"...great Started looking like a race...then they go off grid to which the caller..Basil....yes Faulty Towers coming up...labels the area "Puddle alley" 3 times...ok we get it now... Its obviously a shit heap of a place where only ducks would venture...right? Thats right..the horse in 2nd place promptly slips over on the flat...'puddle alley' took its first victim...don't worry about the fences...it's obviously the flat that's hard to negotiate... ...out the back, the stablemate of the first 'flat faller', goes out in sympathy losing its back legs in an inglorious display of failing to dodge the puddles in 'puddle alley'... ...it looked more like quicksand though...and they disappeared into the alley...of puddles... Puddles 2 Fences 0 So obviously the Stipes would have 'enquired' into the fact two horses got taken down by the puddles...in the alley...was it safe...pre race...or suddenly developed holes...quicksand?? You guessed it...not a dickybird about it...just 'lost their footing' ffs Sort yaselves out

So this is it for the Queen's City... ZERO racing in the Auckland Metro area for 12 looooonnnnggggg weeks.... What a freaken joke...this is how NOT to grow a SPORT... The World Famous Hill...just a ghost Hill now...a few select races...then locked up What a total waste.... Just sell it off if you're not going to use it Auckland Racing Club... The Committee in the Maldives sunning your skinny white asses while Muzza Baker has to travel to Ruakaka...do you have no shame?? You had the opportunity to put a Strathyr in...but you BLEW IT TOTALLY abrogating your responsibility to the Racing Industry in Auckland...and NZ Enjoy your break soft cocks

This one of Bouchard is cool as well!! Maybe more concentration on tennis than social media though... what a shame our Jocks woman don't promote the sport as well as Genie

Interesting splits too... ...looks like Mad could be just a 2K horse moon! Just get on in the Cox!

How good looking is this dude...and a Thoroughbred!! A rare OVERO Thoroughbred... ...and Stakes Placed in Germany now!

And many times they do..often you'll hear the Clubs CEO's like Butch Castles trumpeting that very fact...in cohoots with a Stipe....to rubber stamp the Track Manager's opinion... ...the problem with tracks like WANGANUI is the Track Manager guessing how long they take to come to the outside... ...then not telling us what the reading is where they actually race! How stupid is that?

How dare you!!! Kelvin Tyler is az honest azzzz!...the day is long...and it's very long down there... Az soon az he said that he instantly apologised.... ...which is more than a Harness type would do when charged with adminning Blue stuff... ..or supplying party poppers...give us an mmmmm...give us a Deeeee...an hhhhhh what have we got?? Its party time après Jewels....let's dance...hard out baby... ...and they still get to drive and be laudered...weird az

And arnt they alike too!! Must be twins..Shirley?? ...at least same father...or mudda??

And what a great pik of the finish!

So this a pik of the latest sighting colour the BHA are going to use on their fences including the guard rails.... ..after scientists have tested the spectrum that horses react to best...blue/yellow...and Fluorescent

Meanwhile in NZ... Parkes whips his neddy 25 times in the last 400M in the first... ...and doesn't break our whip rules... ...ask yourself why the Young Generation don't give a toss about the Racing Industry?

Na... ...I was with Agent99 showing her the ins and outs of how Johnny does his job... She loved it and now wants to take over..

What about the expert Rodley then? He poked his brolly in the ELLERSLIE straight... "Actually the outside 4/5M is a lot worse...as if they've watered it to stop any neddys coming down there...or just bad drainage" Why put a stupid statement like that out when all he needed to do was check with Jason Fulford.... Then Silly Willy Wilcox put his tuppence in...the CEO 'expert' "I really think its better than Heavy" Winning Jockey Calder after the first "Its really Heavy and testing out there" Disinformation, stupid f in opinions... ..just give Punters the pen. Readings...across the straight width at the very least... And they wonder why NZ Punters have buggered off...

Too true ATA... And the Whanganui manager said? "@ 4 races and they'll be coming out wide" Try the 2nd... The funny thing is Neil Davis and his mate Lacey were down there sticking their Wharehouse brollies in the Track! Bloody amateurs eh? But they got it right! Lacy said outside was D6/S7 and the rail H 11! Stupid question I know...but if they know that's where they'll be racing why don't they give Punters the outside rail pen reading?? ffs... Punters are relly relly f in stupid...punting in NZ

Sensational tipping moon!! What a race it was...best stayer won obviously...would have been unlucky to lose being blocked most of the way too! Dont ya love O'Brain being interviewed before the race...if he could be anywhere else than in front of a mike...he would be!

So take the total b/s Te Rapa 'flash az' Track Video from yesterday... Done 2 days before the actual meeting!!! But get this...even if he'd done the 'Track Guess' on the day...he still would have got it wrong! A D5..retrospectively downgraded after the first...flash az for D6 for the first... ..and downgraded again after the third to S7...with no rain ...and the rail was off!!! ffs... Cut the b/s videos...give us the ACTUAL Pen readings...30 in all.... ... failing that the entire ones up the straight... Then leave it to punters to decide what to do with the info... Not some biased Trackman talking up his track... No wonder NZ Punters have buggered off.. Watch and Weep

Too true...but even the Queen had a goodbye tour for her subjects... ...rotten matos could be slung at Johnny today...at least the Queen has turned it on though.. No doubt the mato slingers have their questions all sorted and he'll be getting a right old todgering over the website farce...among others Dear John...oh how I hate to sling...