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billy connolly

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  1. Go to - https://beeswax.co.nz/product/oxalic-acid-25kg/ (they're the cheapest) and order 25kg of Oxalic Acid, mix the acid liberally with (preferably) boiling water and apply by stiff bristled brush, leave for 12 to 24 hours then water blast with a pressure washer, seal if you wish. Note, Oxalic Acid is an incredibly versatile aqueous solution that is safe to use.
  2. No thanks, apart from having to pay to get out of the place, what are the main attractions other than second-rate horses, third-rate jockeys and fourth-rate facilities? Is it too big a job for you or your fellow members to water blast and seal that great bronze replica of Phar Lap at the front entrance? Note you've now even closed the front (Highway 1) entrance to all bar horse floats FFS. Regularly attended Timaru meetings in halcyon days, in fact made the Crown Hotel (which never closed) a base over Christmas New Year and when not attending race meetings frequented the side shows of Caroline Bay in the company of Sir Basil Arthur and scantly clad women... winning chocolates galore ! Don't know how turnover figures correlate to those of yesteryear but you're dreaming comparing crowds of today to those of the past.
  3. Entry wasn't free December last. Timaru at Christmas once fizzed with atmosphere but is now not a shadow of its former self, even the mighty Phar Lap has fallen into a state of disrepair.
  4. The start of races aren't adequately policed anywhere in the world in my view, which is preposterous as more races are won or lost at the start than at any other point in a race. Unless there is evidence to the contrary, a jockey indictment will be difficult to prove here.
  5. Congratulations TAB, would you like a little clap to go with that hand job?
  6. Can these awards be revoked if recipients misbehave? Lester Piggott had an OBE invalidated for non-disclosure of a Jewish piano !
  7. The're all laughable, reminds me of a sideshow announcer at the Fair yodeling into a loudspeaker... "every player wins a prize" FFS ! Better suited to that Face/Arsebook where all the effusive backslappers can shag each other from their keyboards.
  8. What would've been the official result if all runners had have followed DQ'd horse? Blind Stewards should've at least had a Clerk of Course positioned at that gap trap. The figure eight course is a mickey mouse setup anyway in my view. Travesty for DQ'd horse and connections as it would've won regardless.
  9. Race 1 Trentham, winner DQ'd.
  10. Over half (23) unraced, if they'd shown any precociousness they'd have appeared well before now. Paying six figure sums for yearlings is preposterous when one can acquire proven age group stock (without the bloodlines) at around the same money. 65.5 mil down the dunny, whereas 65.5 mil invested in gold bullion two years ago would be worth close to 100 mil today !
  11. Swapping the whip is the least and last thing apprentice jockeys should be concerned about and in my view it's questionable whether it should be permitted at all. Ironical that the majority of the slow bastards you've been associated with are the very ones who are in need of the whip the most, flank or no flank.
  12. Jackie Jamieson's looking good. She could've been the best of them if the roll of the dice had have gone her way.
  13. Legalize won the last race on card at the Riccarton Turf Club's on-course only meeting in February 1983 paying $332 to win and $43 for a place, Quinella paid $3494. Not bad money in 83 when you could've bought a house and land for less than 50k. On-course turnover for that meeting was $125,000. From https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/CHP19830219.2.104.5 Legalize was the third highest dividend on-course, biggest winning dividend was Grand Boy's £383 ($860) in April 1952 followed by Meandering's £373 ($837) in August 1963 Of note, a pound each way on Meandering would've yielded more than the winning stake for the race !
  14. Bill Skelton's wife kept a meticulous record of her husbands career and would've known those colours but died last year. May not have raced again after winning the four in succession but did sire a few handy gallopers including Shudup who won 12 including the Champagne Stakes, Great Easter and Canterbury Challenge Stakes.
  15. You've been nominated for the filthiest blogger of the year and are odds-on to get the prize.
  16. Graeme Robertson at left (cap and shades) bred and raced the 1995 filly of year and NZ Oaks winner Tartan Tights.
  17. More nonsense from you, the correct decision was made to race on the Poly. As T. Pike alluded, the two best horses ran first and second in the listed race yet on a bottomless bog grass/turf track they might not have fared as well. Heavy grass/turf brings the quality horses back to the opposition, nothing (not even weight) will take the speed out of a horses legs more than heavy ground will and the race times would've been 5/10 seconds slower on heavy grass/turf. IMO Poly track form is more credible than heavy 10+ grass/turf form.
  18. Nonsense, and a shame a Hall of Famer would give a retard like this the time of day. I'd have diplomatically told him to fark off.
  19. M. Pitman didn't get fashionably bred stock either and he improved (considerably) every cast-off he got from other stables yet he started with less opportunity than the woman trainer in question and with a massive physical disability to boot. If I'd started in racing paying training fees to M. Pitman there's every chance I'd still be doing so 40 years later, if 40 years ago I'd started out with the (un)accomplished Riccarton horsewoman I'd have sacked her long ago. Name is Connolly, Billy Connolly or Sir Billy Connolly to you.
  20. Correct, that woman trainer from Riccarton is too thick to know that her third rate scrubbers aren't good enough to compete on firm grass/turf, whereas the Synthetic gives her a second crack. Her and the clown she's in bed with are also anti padded whips, yet the likes of J.B. Cummings and other successful horse personnel are/were pro non padded whips ! Elsewhere on this forum she referred to Winston Peters as clueless. If Peters is clueless, his predecessors were imbeciles.
  21. The most proven method of getting a horse beat is to take it via the pilgrimage. A well known Australian jockey of an earlier era in Mel Schumacher was disqualified for life (reduced to five years) for pulling another jockeys leg whilst winning the 1961 AJC Derby. It's an indictment on our weak useless Stewards when Schumacher can get life (reduced to five years) for trying to win, yet 65 years later with modern digital technology Kennedy can walk free for trying to lose !
  22. Doubt there's been a poorer exhibition in a major race here, maybe on an off track there's an excuse but certainly not on firm Strathayr. Even if he was told to lead, no jockey worth their salt should murder the horse in doing so. I've seen dead ones ridden like that but never in a million dollar race. Incompetence personified.
  23. If a little known apprentice navigated the course like a drunken sailor bouncing up and down like a whores drawers you'd never hear of them again. In Australia or Hong Kong he'd be on the mat for not riding the horse on its merits and looking at a long stint in the sin bin. Didn't that jockey win a premiership and seven in a day???
  24. Was the jockey on a sight seeing trip or did he loose his compass?
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