Best caption?

[hesi]

 

[FeelTheFear]

Won by a head

[Turny]

Are you sure no one is watching

[barryb]

Wooden Swallow.

[Flagship uberalles]

I thought you were a vegan?

[theshu]

Hurry up,they are about to jump.

[Weasel]

Yes dear, it's just like a presentation from NZTR ...hard to swallow

[Newmarket]

I wonder who she is? 

[Flagship uberalles]

59 minutes ago, Newmarket said:

I wonder who she is? 

Is that your caption NM.. or are you enquiring because you would  like to take that lady to your Xmas work function?

[JackM]

(Lady) ... What straw , There`s no straw here?

 

[FeelTheFear]

The blow-up one does better, my mate has one

 

[hesi]

This is not a caption, but they both must have felt real gooses when they looked in the paper the next day after MC

[Newmarket]

3 hours ago, Flagship uberalles said:

Is that your caption NM.. or are you enquiring because you would  like to take that lady to your Xmas work function?

Haha, no that was my caption. Saying that, i am sure that she would attract more males on course given her skills. 

[barryb]

"Wow you suck better than my punting today"

[Portfolio]

Off course i am true to my word, keep going and i will find your shoes!