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This so called 'Independent Views...Hot Topics'...self titled Telly...

Plummeted to new lows last week....and as usual...anything BUT...HOT or INDEPENDENT....

So dear Emily...bless her...EVERYONE loves her and she's as nice as apple pie...with whipped cream...

But she's NOT Independent....HOT yes...but not as in TOPIC....

So the previous week 'Producer' Merry Ann Tweenymen...got good old Opee in...Dear Emm's Hubby....

Guerin...who definitely thinks he's HOT....was there as well....he then proceeded to lick Opee's shoes for the entire show and then possibly post show...wtf knows what happened...but I'm gagging at the thought....

Then a rapid cross to a bloke called 'BABE' at the yearling sales....wtf the Kraka sales has to do with a Racing Review show is anyone's guess...

...where Hot Guerin asked Brent 'The Babe' Thompson "just how f in good is Opee"?

well...10 Guesses what The Baby face said...

"Great, Legend, Blarrrrrdy Marrrrvellous, Absolutely f in the Best..."

Give yaself 50 pats if you guessed any of those...

Oh but wait there's more..the previous week old Jockey Agent Sweenz was on....

He had the BARE FACED AUDACITY to criticise Gryllsy for causing interference...NOT HIS JOCKEY of course...

...would he have dished up the dirt on his own Jockey?

Yea and Na to that...

...But of course he brought up the 4 Whip violations in the Cup and Thorndon...right??  Because that's a HOT Topic...right?

YEA NA...not a dickeybird of a mention

Oh...have we mentioned last weeks SACCHARIN FINGER...THROAT...DOWN....program yet?

We don't need to...Rodley was on...Opee's agent....

...and he and Emm's pummelled Opee's LEGEND status to SACCHARIN STRATOSPHERIC heights....yuck

This week it'll be Te Arkow getting even more pumping 

The Mormon Tabarncle Choir will be shipped in from the local Tabancle in the Tron...to give us a souped up sugar sweet version of How GREAT Thou Art...Davo and Karyn

WEIGH IN...who needs artificial Aspartame when you've got THE real thing

Sickly sweet, back slapping ass spanking telly....

enjoy

 

 

 

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30 minutes ago, Thomass said:

This so called 'Independent Views...Hot Topics'...self titled Telly...

Plummeted to new lows last week....and as usual...anything BUT...HOT or INDEPENDENT....

So dear Emily...bless her...EVERYONE loves her and she's as nice as apple pie...with whipped cream...

But she's NOT Independent....HOT yes...but not as in TOPIC....

So the previous week 'Producer' Merry Ann Tweenymen...got good old Opee in...Dear Emm's Hubby....

Guerin...who definitely thinks he's HOT....was there as well....he then proceeded to lick Opee's shoes for the entire show and then possibly post show...wtf knows what happened...but I'm gagging at the thought....

Then a rapid cross to a bloke called 'BABE' at the yearling sales....wtf the Kraka sales has to do with a Racing Review show is anyone's guess...

...where Hot Guerin asked Brent 'The Babe' Thompson "just how f in good is Opee"?

well...10 Guesses what The Baby face said...

"Great, Legend, Blarrrrrdy Marrrrvellous, Absolutely f in the Best..."

Give yaself 50 pats if you guessed any of those...

Oh but wait there's more..the previous week old Jockey Agent Sweenz was on....

He had the BARE FACED AUDACITY to criticise Gryllsy for causing interference...NOT HIS JOCKEY of course...

...would he have dished up the dirt on his own Jockey?

Yea and Na to that...

...But of course he brought up the 4 Whip violations in the Cup and Thorndon...right??  Because that's a HOT Topic...right?

YEA NA...not a dickeybird of a mention

Oh...have we mentioned last weeks SACCHARIN FINGER...THROAT...DOWN....program yet?

We don't need to...Rodley was on...Opee's agent....

...and he and Emm's pummelled Opee's LEGEND status to SACCHARIN STRATOSPHERIC heights....yuck

This week it'll be Te Arkow getting even more pumping 

The Mormon Tabarncle Choir will be shipped in from the local Tabancle in the Tron...to give us a souped up sugar sweet version of How GREAT Thou Art...Davo and Karyn

WEIGH IN...who needs artificial Aspartame when you've got THE real thing

Sickly sweet, back slapping ass spanking telly....

enjoy

 

 

 

I'm afraid  you're mostly right

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What they forget is racing is a sport.  Everyone has different opinions and we love arguing about it.

Sadly the focus is on marketing NOT debate and promotion.

Compare Weigh In to the rugby shows.  They are still all in.  

FFS can you see the Jeremy Coney equivalent in racing giving NZTR a serve?!

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3 minutes ago, Huey said:

It's not only Weigh In its virtually all NZ racing media,  it's a snorefest of self promotion, article after article on the same people, the same theme, same promo ,same interviews. 

The biggest problem is they keep the inner circle of presenters so small it all becomes stale , has been like this for years . And when the Saturday presenters turn up on Sunday their post analysis tends to be as poor as their pre race . It just feel like iv'e been watching the same B grade movie on auto rerun . Some fresh ideas needed badly , can't see it happening .

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On 7/02/2020 at 1:40 PM, Chief Stipe said:

What they forget is racing is a sport.  Everyone has different opinions and we love arguing about it.

Sadly the focus is on marketing NOT debate and promotion.

Compare Weigh In to the rugby shows.  They are still all in.  

FFS can you see the Jeremy Coney equivalent in racing giving NZTR a serve?!

Actually Ive been hitting Merry Anne up about this...

All Sports Review shows have a CONTACT addy or Twitter handle...encouraging debate and feedback...

Merry got all in a huff and put weighin@nzrb.co.nz up for one week...

..just as the Harness show encourages debate...

...nek minute...Merry got all in a huff again and withdrew it

I encourage everyone concerned with the saccharine sweet ass spanking to drop an email to Merry Ann via that email addy...

Shes pleading for it...just do it

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So Sweet EMS...and Hot Guerin..

...made a BIG thang of the CO Auckland Cup debacle....

.." oh cmon...two SMALL mistakes...as if anyone hasn't made a mistake in their lives...

...let's hope this isn't the last time Harrison starts a race there..he deserves to go out in style...if he so chooses"

And now once the report's out...and it turns out the RIU knew the Starters weren't following the Starters Manual...just letting these starters do their own thing....

..."last one coming up"...yea that...TOTALLY agin the Manual

NOT A DICKYBIRD...simply ignored the Reports release...

Typical Ellerslie employee reaction..

...sans any semblance of 'Journalistic' Integrity

pfffft

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Oh yea old nelly's privates

Alor...When Packer set up his World Series Cricket and the TV Commentators...

..he said "create debate, controversy and most of all GET VIEWERS INVOLVED...

So this show is the complete antithesis of that...

Self love, only total positivity allowed...back slapping ass spanking stuff...

...nothing butt 

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Oh yea old nelly's privates

Alor...When Packer set up his World Series Cricket and the TV Commentators...

..he said "create debate, controversy and most of all GET VIEWERS INVOLVED...

So this show is the complete antithesis of that...

Self love, only total positivity allowed...back slapping ass spanking stuff...

...nothing butt 

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