Chief Stipe Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Complete the following: A suitable caption; Name the winner; The Jockey; The Win dividend. Bonus points in the event of a tie - name who ran second and it's jockey. Don't mention Health and Safety rules please unless you are being humoress or humorless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbles Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 1...Couple make an ass of themselves as they make daring escape from covid 19 level 3 2...Jackass 3 ..Keith Haub 4...1 dozen beer 2nd ass Linda Jones and Lean Over 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freda Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Keith Haub was the only contribution I could come up with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 1. The kiwis get the money! 2. McGinty 3. The barber 4. Daylight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Keith Haub riding Johnkey Johnkey Keith Haub weekend at haubys not bernies or $5 2nd is no lakanooki ridden by Linda Jones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted May 9, 2020 Author Share Posted May 9, 2020 There was an inquiry into the race. The RIU breathalysed the winning jockey and his steed. Still waiting on the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy ravioli Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 A suitable caption;-'Donkey deep quinella Name the winner;-Simpsons Gold The Jockey; -Bob Jones The Win dividend-2 and 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankiwi Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 (edited) A suitable caption - The chief longs return to Covid19 + political discussions. Name the winner - Cindy Ardern The Jockey - Winny "The pooh "Peters The Win dividend - Bankruptcy Edited May 10, 2020 by Yankiwi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 On 10/05/2020 at 8:11 AM, curious said: 1. The kiwis get the money! 2. McGinty 3. The barber 4. Daylight Oops I forgot the win dividend. Amended entry. 1. The kiwis get the money! (That's almost a tie with "where's Beaufort Lass") 2. McGinty 3. The barber 4. Half a dozen 5. Daylight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted May 10, 2020 Author Share Posted May 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Yankiwi said: Name the winner - Cindy Ardern Damn it I can feel a photo shop coming on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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