Picture Caption Competition

[Chief Stipe]

Complete the following:

1. A suitable caption;
2. Name the winner;
3. The Jockey;
4. The Win dividend.

Bonus points in the event of a tie - name who ran second and it's jockey.

Don't mention Health and Safety rules please unless you are being humoress or humorless.

[mumbles]

1...Couple make an ass of themselves as they make daring escape from covid 19 level 3

2...Jackass

3 ..Keith Haub

4...1 dozen beer

2nd ass 

Linda Jones and Lean Over

[Freda]

Keith Haub was the only contribution I could come up with!

[curious]

1. The kiwis get the money!

2. McGinty

3. The barber

4. Daylight

[Milo]

Keith Haub riding Johnkey

Johnkey

Keith Haub

weekend at haubys not bernies or $5

2nd is no lakanooki ridden by Linda Jones.

[Chief Stipe]

There was an inquiry into the race.  The RIU breathalysed the winning jockey and his steed.  Still waiting on the results.

[holy ravioli]

1. A suitable caption;-'Donkey deep quinella
2. Name the winner;-Simpsons Gold
3. The Jockey;         -Bob Jones
4. The Win dividend-2 and 6.

[Yankiwi]

 

1. A suitable caption - The chief longs return to Covid19 + political discussions.
2. Name the winner - Cindy Ardern
3. The Jockey - Winny "The pooh "Peters
4. The Win dividend - Bankruptcy

Edited May 10, 2020 by Yankiwi

[curious]

On 10/05/2020 at 8:11 AM, curious said:

1. The kiwis get the money!

2. McGinty

3. The barber

4. Daylight

Oops I forgot the win dividend.

Amended entry.

1. The kiwis get the money!  (That's almost a tie with "where's Beaufort Lass")

2. McGinty

3. The barber

4. Half a dozen

5. Daylight

 

[Chief Stipe]

1 hour ago, Yankiwi said:

Name the winner - Cindy Ardern

Damn it I can feel a photo shop coming on!