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Thomass

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  1. To be fair he was instructed to drop the clutch on Ralph's neddy...and what a sight that was! Korare Cheif like! I heard Billy Pomare giving him a wrap as Ocean Billy likes to keep rolling and can keep going all day.... Just how good was Pomare on Weigh In last week though? Talk about personality...even Guerin couldn't stop him
  2. Was it supposition or did he talk with a lithsp? Not Jazz...cant have been Thorney even though he got a perm and was never a hooker
  3. Never ever been described as BIG shad...very diminutive in every facet..especially dim... With Xmas around the corner I feel sorry for getting her fined though...should have waited until after Xmas Im sure the Trainers Assoc. will put out a missive telling their members to read da rules though...ok
  4. Some good horses raced here with one eye over the years...although banned in Australia now...I think we're still good to go.. ..one eyed Stipes are all sweet...so why not horses?
  5. Really ballsey stuff coming out gay in such a macho industry prone to bogan philosophies too Of course there's never been a gay All Black.. ...so that's rather a shock to be fear
  6. That'd be a tough call wouldn't it? When Gripper left the Barrier Blanket off IN A TWINKLING in the Derby...hadn't been slow out in previous 6 starts with it on... ....Then slow out in the Derby going down by a head at the finish...should be DQ'd? Outragious stuff but the hopeless RIU failed to audit Starting protocols for another year after realising the HQ Starters weren't following the standard rules... ...and paid the price when Gripper and Scooter failed yet again to adhere to the Starters manual when leaving a horse out in the City of Aucks Cup this year...
  7. Ok good work, took my advice and finally fined someone... Southland Racing Club 12th December 2020 - Race 6 AWS Legal Southland Crystals Open 2200M /Race 8 Tim Yeo Contracting R74 1600M Trainer J Gordon admitted a breach of Rule 616 (4) in that she presented and raced NOPELE and RIPNROLL with visor blinkers when only blinkers were declared. After hearing from all parties the JCA imposed a fine of $150. I feel a bit sorry for her though...here's the pattern... Got another winner today with Blinkers on....also on last start...but first time declared in Blinkers raced in Visors for 2 starts... The pattern is if Gordon has 2 runners in one race...she slaps the Blinkers on one and the VISORs on the other... Today with one runner it gets to wear Blinkers...clearly she thought there's no difference....and has only one Hood in her kit...ignorance of the law is no excuse but another trainer tried the same trick today and got caught out.... After the gear checker got a kick up the jacksey.... Still doesn't explain why Gordon put the Nasal Strip on and the checker wasn't sharp enough to pick it up... Lets hope the HOPELESS RIU have sent out a general missive of... CHECK FOR SLITS
  8. Now C, you know I'm NEVER wrong The Bureau told me they've never had a gear change requested by the trainer from Blinkers... ..so VISORs last 2 starts, Riccarton Blinkers back on with a Strip...2 races before that VISORs... One could assume Gordon thought there was no requirement to notify Visors...but why didn't she mention a NS was going on either? She needs a fine...ASAP
  9. I watch every race in NZ Pitty...I picked this up delving into the reason for the form reversal.... Gordon requested the Barrier blanket for this race and went through the Bureau....however according to the Bureau she never requested changes to VISORs on both her horses or the Nasal Strip at Riccarton.... When that happens the wallah doing the checking simply looks at the list...so if it hasn't been notified by the trainer obviously missing things like the nasal strip on makes the process easier to fail...as it's not listed Im picking NZTR won't change their incorrect info until they've been told a Pandemic's hit the World
  10. Now Freda, since when were the RIU fully awake and cognoscenti....and when they are, into correcting Stipes reports? Their mission statement, courtesy of Godber, is "WE DONT MAKE MISTAKES...and if in a Blue Mooner that occurs... "WE NEVER ADMIT IT...ok" My team contacted the Bureau and RIU after the meeting and I'm betting the left Gordon won't be getting fined or the checking wallah for that matter... This has happened many times and all they do is 'remind' peeps "to try and do your jobs please" Who usually checks gear, the farrier when plate checking in some places or the parking white coat bloke on the Coast?
  11. What is it about the mainlanders? Good down to earth people on average but as well as hating Northerners they have an aversion to following instructions....because they like to think of themselves as freedom lovin', gun totin' marryin' ya sister type Deliverence devotees?? Maybe... So after the shambles of not one but 2 Starters positioning their stalls in the wrong position last month...after which you'd have thought the HOPELESS RIU would have ordered an audit of all things 'official' down Sowff We have Saturday's Ascot Park meeting where not one but 2 horses started with incorrect gear...both winners NOPELE and the winner of the last and the same stable of Jo-Ann Gordon ..NOPELE in a major form reversal....with VISORs on... ..now fair enough you may say....the checker..if they're a non horseman, may look at Visors and think..."yea sweet az, Blinkers on" If they 'don't give a f' would be a horseman's excuse... Ok so that's the officials f up...but what about the trainer J Gordon who didn't think it mattered if she notified the Bureau before slapping on the change either...just did it on both her horses So this horse's history has last 2 starts VISORs...started at Riccarton before that with Blinkers and get this..a NASAL STRIP...not notified either ...before that 2 starts in VISORs.... ALL missed by the gear checker...who may have been the farrier...who doesn't give a rats about gear anyway...and gets confused if there's slits Being a Southern gun totin' freedom lovin' keep it in the familyman
  12. Please stop this nonsense..refer to my previous post
  13. So C, you've obviously had your 'data' pear reviewed.... ....and now there you are with an apple on your noggin...with my arrow straight through that sucker... Fired all your ammo and now accept a 'population' of Prems almost always beats a 'population' of industry runners.... ...in the same 'population' class Vini vidi f in Vichy mofo
  14. Did Your Honour have a black cloth on his noggin? Home d...at the bar?
  15. Pfffft...you should do Xmas pantomime...this year and every year You and you're mate SUBJECTIVELY told your fellow sycophants to "back the rail horse on an H 11 at Whangas" ..."we think that's where the value is" Anyone SUBJECTIVELY coming to that assessment has racks in their head... Everyone in the industry knows it bar your bunch of ignorant mavericks... Just remind us what you algorithm devotees do when you see an unlucky horse again who has potentially run a career best performance but for being blocked for .25 secs? Yep...you IGNORE it... I don't...Its called being a professional FORM ANALYST C... Not employing a Girl Friday in every Monday to insert a bunch of crap figures that gives you crap horses to 'invest in maidens' Your raisin dee tear...
  16. Seriously mate, don't post b/s if you haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about... Northern horses usually go South when they're past it...like some people...they DONT need to perform above their previous opposition since they've gone south for inferior opposition... FFS... All of this Benchmarking to find a common rating has been going on for years now and it just shows how unsophisticated NZ Punters are in comparison to our cuzzies in their ditch....
  17. This is standard faire amongst the pros now Hue... Each track has a certain standard time for each track condition to end with an overall rating after calibration... Personally I don't do this...I take it as read superior races produce superior horses as long as they've run to my standard taking into account unlucky, wide without cover et el Curious and her boyfriend can't quite get their head around that preferring instead to raw rate it... They're either too lazy or too stupid to make allowances of 0.25 for Premier class back to Industry class...pffffft
  18. Shirley, how can they recover from the potential of Ellerslie racing every other week and the AW at Cambridge.... There can be no justification for trainers to tell owners it's the only decent surface in winter now... Besides Muzza Baker simply hates driving past HQ and driving on clogged roads to have a Surf after eating the turfon a bad day... Maybe another 20 years when a possible horse population meets a massive population increase through pandemic refugees? That's the only way they can recover looking into a crystal ball.
  19. Sorry guys this caller is very average...just watch the end of the first race and listen to the cock up Justin Evans is almost as good and knowledgeable as Cross as well...
  20. What a great story this Mighty Wakatoo Cup turned into... The bread and butter owner trainer Billy Pomare with his always reliable breed turning out yet another Stakes winner... Failing to get a senior jockey and turning to the Apprentice Surfing dude from a non racing family who decided he wanted to be a Jockey, turning up to Tiley's stable after a days surfin'...who took him on.... ...balance is everything and surfin' dudes have it in bucketloads... So Pomare went to the App who had won on him before...without the allowance this time... Callum Jones took Billy to the front after being caught wide....and never looked like being headed again What a story, what a result for the battlers!
  21. Where are yee C? So you've got formpro's data base...and I'm guessing why you ain't fronted is due to the fact.... Well we all know why don't we... Its shows you getting PANTSED and Prem days relly relly are faster than Industry days for the same class...wtf knew? You see as a Uni Don you'd know when something is accepted as Hoyle...that it's up to the maverick....YOU...to debunk the accepted hypothesis.... ....or in this case FACT Over to you again McDuff We're all waiting...in fact we can't wait
  22. So the NZ Trainers Assoc have been in RIU ear to revert to simple fines for Whip breakers.. The worst offender is Brett Murray btw.... Totally ignored the rule last week of 5 strikes before the 100M After 12 strikes..he got up to run 2nd...by a nose WTF is the Integrity in allowing him to keep that placing with such a blatant display of illegal riding? Remember the evidence of Whip/non Whip racing shows @ a 3l advantage to Whip use #intrgritynzstyle
  23. Sorry missed this Joe.....I caught up with her on twitter the other day and she mentioned this again...must read up about it when I get some minutes! Cheers
  24. The empirical evidence suggests my bank accounts doing very well... ...empirically speaking every trainer knows the next stop for form tailing off as age creeps in is to send them to the South...in the same grade The same requirements for trainers targeting bigger money...instead of piddling 10k races they try harder and keep their best for Premier days.... I.e. they're required to run faster to win in bigger fields This is basic shit C.... Oops, did you think I said EXACTLY .25 every time? It varies, taking into account wide without cover, unluckies et el field numbers of course..as previously stated Now you said you have the Formpro data base as proof... Go ahead and debunk the empirical evidence that Jello is wrong when you say a 10k race is just as hard to win as a Prem race in the same grade... Cant wait
  25. Pffft...this is about basic training knowledge 101 of how to place a horse as well... Its like saying a North Is R 65 horse is the same benchmark as a Sth Islander Absolute rubbish... Lets say a mid week 10k has exactly the same field as a 27K at HQ...btw it never happens Can you imagine a top trainer like Jello Williams having his horse at it's peak for the mid weeker? Of course not...it'll be peeking for the big day...ipso f in facto Itll be going FASTER for its main event...i.e. The 27k race will almost always rate higher than the 10k... who the f knew Jello would do such an audacious thing? FYI When analysing a mid week R 65 after racing in a Prem race I'm using a 0.25 seconds differential Keep the dunces posts coming though guys I love spanking morons
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