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Thomass

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  1. I said it's a long range shot... BANG though... You're the LAST poster who should be commenting on Blinkers..you wanted all of our best NAKED didn't you?? Why don't you and bff grasi contact The Shark, Melody Belle, Catalyst and Loire's Trainers and tell them about your ideas on horsemanship?
  2. So WALLER uses it...largely unknown other than stable staff having an intimate knowledge... But it got into the Public domain when he got caught Lasixing a neddy too close to race time... Using it as a performance enhancer in training enabling a harder trading regime without extra bodily fluids... Just how widespread is this WINNING practise among Kiwi trainers then? And the major question....if animal rights activists were aware of this 'drugging horses to perform better' malarkey... ...would the proverbial hit the fan even more? Of course HK don't allow any use whatsoever....it affects Training performance and skewers the INTEGRITY of Punting Knowledge... Time to outlaw its use here as well then...
  3. Hilarious stuff...and sooooo touchy...Mr. STATSMAN... STATS are your raisin de tear...you prune A whole bunch of 'speed' STATS chucked in a blender...Blancmanged STATS... Except you ignore vital stuff like unlucky, without cover et el...so it's VANILLA BLANCMANGE...STATS with mange attached STATSMAN you is MAGOO... ...just accept your title
  4. Even Après Races? Was there a beer swilling neddy at CHCH or you may have seen an ecstasy dropping Harness horse with Stars on it at Addington?
  5. Well our 3 BEST neddys wear them and then LOIRE got them on at HB and improved out of sight... ...imagine if she didn't have them on Saturday...she would have ran over the fence ...and you blamed the Jock idiot
  6. Hell eh lulah petula... You've finally drunk some cop the f on...your new bff Chef needs a dose too And you'll see it's very easy to do now you've opened your eyes Magoo... Now there's the wee matter of doing the opposite on an H11 Whanganui rails course... That hangs alongside wee Cee's Gallery of shame that "2 yos don't improve from their best performance" f me..l.how do you idiots come up with this stuff...it's got to be a wind up tell moi it's so??
  7. 39% Females there when you're chugging down the Whakachungas Bazz?? Yea na I can see you on the Chant in the stand too..."Boyz Get Laid...Boyz Get Laid..." And the sfa Women there turning away and going home when they hear the Bogan Munters like you and Newmarket start up Massive contributors yes..but at what cost to the overall possibility of more Women being present?
  8. Ive often said before wrt 'young legs less convictions' For example I'm always looking for improving maturing type horses from the bottom of the Handicap in Open class..once there I'll generally ignore rating them after one Open win...then take into account their position in the Handicap for perhaps one more go... ...good luck to the older Handicappers...but leave me out thanks... 3 yo Black Type Set Weights...I'm all over 1 win horses back in R 65 Grade MAAT form back to Maidens...outstanding form 'KPI type race' horses are always trying and good indicators of ability in future races..
  9. My niche is identifying KPI type races...I.e. Black type, Premier et el... ...where 'orses have been fine tuned to produce their very best.. ...anything after that involves analysis of performances back in Grade...and obviously this could include unsuitable tracks, unlucky runs et el... I simply love Spring/Autumn time when unsuitable tracks translates to increased VALUE on neddy's who have superior form on certain other rated tracks..including 'Track Specialists' ...believe it or not...some idiots can't quantify that...just like without cover or unlucky! Oops, I'm regurgitating!
  10. Oh you wanted me to read it all? I just went to the summary and found what I needed... Are the Japanese sponsoring studies that aren't peered? Perhaps you're getting confused with your fellow Alma mater's study that concluded racing 2 yo's helps their muscoskeletal development for future racing? ...but certainly nothing to do with your previous errant nonsensical conclusion
  11. Seriously? Blow me down with a fevver Dont tell me you support this errant nonsense then..." most horses don't improve on their best 2yo performance"? Pear reviewed evidence? Wee Cee could possibly help...
  12. Wtf?? Of course most are part of the mechanics! Unlucky depends on how unlucky... I could add up to .5 secs to a performance if blocked up the straight for example.... Most horses "mature" as they grow older...it's like most animals...
  13. I did! Open up your talangis!
  14. Really, had he taken leave of his senses in those days of real life red necks who hand out instant justice? Way too young to remember that malarkey Fred! Its only a matter of time though, if the Crown Casino guy wants instant banning it'll come soon az!
  15. Thanks Fred, at least you can read! The rest of these nillers are real life Magoos! Who'd have thought normal form analysis could be so complicated and hard to understand for some? You know it, superior form beating inferior form then taking into account basics like 'Course specialists'! Its basic kindy stuff yet so unintelligible to some!
  16. Let's face it...the BOYS GET PAID Organisation is a complete play on the moniker 'Boys Get Laid' ...when after a Tedster winner...or a GOAT spruik...aka Money Shot aka Pandy Lacy... Da Boys Get Laid start chanting like a bunch of Banshee Indians..."Boyz Get Paid...Boyz Get Paid" ZZZZZZZZ. Throughout the World, Women's attendance at race courses has been in the ascendancy...and where Girls go, Boyz go...a given.... A 2014 Brit Study Racing has a diverse socio-economic demography. It is more representative of the GB population than any of the top spectator sports. It has mass market appeal. Racing’s instinct that it is female-friendly is underlined by the insight, which tells us that 39% of racing’s ticket purchasers are female. This compares with a GB sport average of 20%. Furthermore the attending customer is broadly representative of the socio-economic profile of the Great British population. Any perceptions that racing is about toffs or flat caps is a myth – it has the most diverse audience of all sports. So Boyz Get Laid.....why not... 'Boyz and Girls come out to play'...Organisation... Anything but a play on sexualised party Boyz terms...where Woman have usually been plied with drink and Boyz take advantage....
  17. Gee back da bus... Did you say 2yo's don't improve from that peak performance? "The evidence suggests that most horses do not improve on their best 2yo performance." Yes you f in did...what's this then?? "Peak age is estimated to be 4.45 years. At age 2 a horse is predicted to be 26 points slower than at peak age" Petard...hoisted...you
  18. The way you use standover tactics... ...you could be a minty as a gang prospect? The Minty Gang aka Sniftas... But seriously i'll give you the opportunity to resurrect any semblance of 'gravitas' you may have had left by running us through the "2yo form is the best it'll ever produce" b/s... ...is that verbatimly correct??
  19. Ok, so CONSENSUS looks like she's yearning to be a Handmaiden....tried hard but had every chance...then the go slow Preggy hormones kicked in... ...correct me if Moi's wrong but that's NO Preggy winners yet this season? The other interesting fact is how OUT OF TOUCH the boys and girls at RIU and NZTR are CONSENSUS last raced in Blinkers...had them OFF on Saturday...and NO notification... Apparently Punters have to guess when they come back from racing overseas as to gear changes....and Blinkers Off is a BIGGY.... ...perhaps they weren't trying real hard either?
  20. Methinks I educated you YEARS ago on this...Magoo...or deaf? Which cee are you rooting for wee cee....a cochlear or a cornea?
  21. Oh CMON...As Hewitt used to say... It was a bit of both...an interesting fact and how well some bounce back to produce G 1 performances... ...My advice is to lighten up...enjoy Moandays... ...but gee...those Blinkers in combo are good ain't they?
  22. Oh ffs... You two need to get a permanent hole drilled into your backs... ...so I can keep winding!
  23. Oh what's that Mr. Hypocrite?? At least I put my MULTIS up BEFORE the event.... You put your Guineas thugnail...AFTER Your 'stats' are laughable though...they're DEFINITELY not mine... My concept of 'racing well' and yours are as removed as a penis and a vagina... ...you simulate...I do the opposite
  24. Oh ffs...are you American and have no concept of the word IRONY? Theres no such thing as winning Lotto numbers BEFORE the event... Just like there's no such thing as being "unlucky" BEFORE the race
  25. Wow...the 'rumour' has been out about this for a while now...just how good neddys' bounce back after a Heart setback as big as this... ....is there some unknown hidden enzyme that's activated itself by a bodily chemical reaction after the Heart has electrocuted itself? Is the standard Veterinary treatment of Quinine activating a go fast hormone undetectable to Vet Science? So may questions so few answers.. Suffice to say the 2 winning at massive odds during the last week...LOIRE and KEEP IT SAVVY got renewed energy from somewhere... Maybe the combo of BLINKERS and Heart Chemicals? Just get on!!
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