Newmarket Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Due to pressure from others in house last night, had to watch a bit of it. Poor old Victoria Beckham, face like a spanked arse, then the circus really sparked up when Michael Curry let loose with some god squad lingo. But it got me thinking, we need to have weddings on course. Not gonna get anyone real famous, but maybe LJM might want to tie the knot again, how many would turn up for that, especially if it’s a woman, would double the crowd to 30. Plenty of hot dogs & chips on course, bit of Chardonnay in a plastic glass, day would be mint. This is what we need, weddings on course. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hesi Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 2 billion global audience I'd go along if there was hot dogs and chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakama Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 The Royal family thought Fergie was hard to control.....I'd say Megans got a slice of kardashion in her....will be intetesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barryb Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 I sat through it as well Newmarket due to similar reasons. However I was mildly entertained and distracted chasing 2 mice around the house that the cat had bought in for our evening snack & I thought the girls in my lounge were screaming at the wedding. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backondryland Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 I actually thought Elton John wouldn't look out of place at Royal Ascot with the suit he was wearing, very subdued for him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 To painful to sit through that, hard enough hearing about for a long time, glad its over. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newmarket Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 hour ago, barryb said: I sat through it as well Newmarket due to similar reasons. However I was mildly entertained and distracted chasing 2 mice around the house that the cat had bought in for our evening snack & I thought the girls in my lounge were screaming at the wedding. Pretty impressive cat bringing in 2 mice, if only the horses I back tried as hard. ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newmarket Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Backondryland said: I actually thought Elton John wouldn't look out of place at Royal Ascot with the suit he was wearing, very subdued for him Most of the blokes had boring suits on, but I suppose with royal protocol, they had too. Im no fashion guru, but I told family last night that I could make that gown easily on our old Bernina! Amazing what a bit of grog does to ones state. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hesi Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Shad said: To painful to sit through that, hard enough hearing about for a long time, glad its over. You're just envious Shad, that 1.9 billion people wouldn't watch your wedding 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Only 8 viewers at mine, us and 6 friends, all i could muster, can't beat the old registery job, quick n cheap, only way to go, has lasted 24 years so far, they say you only get 10 years for murder, im in to my third sentence.Its was that or nothing, lucky she was so understanding. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hesi Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Prince Charles, the great gormless twit that he is. I loved the gracious way he looked after Meghan Markle's mother, must have been daunting for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barryb Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Newmarket said: Pretty impressive cat bringing in 2 mice, if only the horses I back tried as hard. ? Seriously mate he gets me into shit loads of trouble, I am in bed due to him bringing in one tonight and dumping it under someone’s bed and it’s run off. Somehow it’s all my fault as is normal for anyone in a Sheila dominated house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hesi Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 My Mrs has got so many mouse traps around the house, she forgets where they all are, until the smell of a week old mouse corpse starts to pervade the house. Unfortunately it is me who has to retrieve and dump the maggot infested remains. Apologies if I spoiilt anyone's dinner 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newmarket Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 Barry & Hesi need to team up & get a mouse circus going. Big money if they can train a few to do tricks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hesi Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Nah, writing a book, 101 uses for a dead mouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Geez a few guys on here need to lose their man cards. The only concession I gave to the flatmate was that she had to choose which of the 7 bloody channels it was on first rather than flicking through them all. She had to do this during half time of the Crusaders game and could press record so as not to interfere with the rugby. I went to bed straight after rugby rejoicing in the fact that the rugbys royalty had beaten the Blues. Ironically I also won the bet on Harry retaining his beard. My flatmate being ex army came up with the nonsense that if he wore military dress uniform he'd have to shave it off. Well while during the rugby half time while pointing at the porcelain I went to my mate Google and discovered that Harry belonged to the Blues and Royals. A bit of a coincidence there. It turns out that Harry's Granny is the Regimental Colonel of the said outfit. Harry is Grannys favourite so I doubled my bet. The flatmate then tried to wiggle out by saying he wasn't wearing dress uniform but was wearing a frock. Eh?! Speaking of frocks Meghan looked better in her last outfit before nigh nighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hesi Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 I see Mrs Chief Stipe logging on to tell us what really happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stipe Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, hesi said: I see Mrs Chief Stipe logging on to tell us what really happened Shoot I've already had an earful via email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Galivant Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 14 hours ago, hesi said: Nah, writing a book, 101 uses for a dead mouse LOL Would love a copy !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hesi Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Use No1, most obvious 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitofaLegend Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Too busy watching football to worry about weddings. The celtic fans appear to agree with me ? https://www.facebook.com/Shauunnnn/videos/10214935180787076/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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