Kopia Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 At 11am this morning, Friday 17 August, everybody who reads this, and all your friends, family, the guy walking down the road, the people being paid shit money in the stables ( who don't have rabid union leaders to brainwash them)...yep all of the above, and ...well, just anyone... ARE REQUIRED TO : Bow down, scrape your forehead on the ground, say 10 times..' WINSTONE IS WONDERFUL'...HE IS THE MESSIAH FOR RACING..WE BOW AND SCRAPE TO YOUR SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE, POWER,GOOD LOOKS, GREAT SUITS, YOUR WHISKEY DRINKING PROWESS..' etc etc and then say 'For fecks sake this has gone on long enough, just release the bloody facts so we know how bad its going to be'!! 1 Quote
wally Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, Kopia said: At 11am this morning, Friday 17 August, everybody who reads this, and all your friends, family, the guy walking down the road, the people being paid shit money in the stables ( who don't have rabid union leaders to brainwash them)...yep all of the above, and ...well, just anyone... ARE REQUIRED TO : Bow down, scrape your forehead on the ground, say 10 times..' WINSTONE IS WONDERFUL'...HE IS THE MESSIAH FOR RACING..WE BOW AND SCRAPE TO YOUR SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE, POWER,GOOD LOOKS, GREAT SUITS, YOUR WHISKEY DRINKING PROWESS..' etc etc and then say 'For fecks sake this has gone on long enough, just release the bloody facts so we know how bad its going to be'!! thanks kopia ill let tommy know Quote
Thomass Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 Gee Kop...you've got it bad Every Minister who initiates a major report digests it before releasing said thing... Take a walk round the band stand or a Quick Ease for all that wind maybe Quote
Poisoned Dwarf Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 Kopia was worse when he worked for Rank Xerox 1 Quote
Kopia Posted August 16, 2018 Author Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Thomass said: Gee Kop...you've got it bad Every Minister who initiates a major report digests it before releasing said thing... Take a walk round the band stand or a Quick Ease for all that wind maybe Winnie looks like one of those old gunslingers...you know, hard likker, big cigar, screwanythingwithahairlip...you know the type..then he would also be a poker player? Don't know if you ever were allowed to play for money Thommaass but theres a saying in poker...' either piss or get off the pot'... 1 1 Quote
Chief Stipe Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 I might be wrong but the rumour I heard today (reliable sources ?) is that the 11am announcement is to announce when the report will be released which will probably be another 10 days or so. So having an announcement to announce an announcement is classic Winston!! 1 Quote
Kopia Posted August 16, 2018 Author Posted August 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Chief Stipe said: I might be wrong but the rumour I heard today (reliable sources ?) is that the 11am announcement is to announce when the report will be released which will probably be another 10 days or so. So having an announcement to announce an announcement is classic Winston!! ?? He's also very busy at the moment trying to get taxinda to hire someone to do her hair and teach her how to dress..so she won't front Parliament steps in slippers again..! 1 Quote
hesi Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 29 minutes ago, Chief Stipe said: I might be wrong but the rumour I heard today (reliable sources ?) is that the 11am announcement is to announce when the report will be released which will probably be another 10 days or so. So having an announcement to announce an announcement is classic Winston!! So it's just a reliable source not an impeccable one Quote
Poisoned Dwarf Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 Woody is the most impeckable source of all Quote
curious Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 An announcement about an announcement maybe? Quote
barryb Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 32 minutes ago, curious said: So, did anything happen at 11 a.m.? Thomass dribbled in his pants again, thats about it. Quote
Chief Stipe Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 I think Kopia was not aware that Winston had cancelled the announcement planned to be done at Te Rapa today. So perhaps my reliable source didn't know that either..... Another 10 days perhaps..... Quote
curious Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 46 minutes ago, Chief Stipe said: I think Kopia was not aware that Winston had cancelled the announcement planned to be done at Te Rapa today. So perhaps my reliable source didn't know that either..... Another 10 days perhaps..... Oh I see. So the announcement about the announcement was cancelled. Presumably the guvmint will be launching a working group to investigate? Quote
Weasel Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Poisoned Dwarf said: Woody is the most impeckable source of all Surely Woody is the most peckable not impeckable PD Quote
Weasel Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 If I had to guess -and I don't, but will - I reckon Whinny will time this announcement to around the time of the first Group 1 of the new season (ie within 48hrs). Quote
curious Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 Yeahhh...Thommo will be in raptures getting some high class black type form to work off. Any maideners in it? Quote
Poisoned Dwarf Posted August 17, 2018 Posted August 17, 2018 as The Dwarf stated a few days ago....October for the release, daylight saving, warmth, Hastings races then everyone's excited about Melbourne and the Guineas races at Riccarton and the many-headed monster of the pit will stop crying for bread and gruel with all those Group Ones to feast upon..... Quote
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